Which one of you autistic fuck IT guys interacted with me today?

Which one of you autistic fuck IT guys interacted with me today?
>make support ticket at work because internet wasnt working
>didnt responsd for 2 days, productivity was at 20% because of it
>comes up and asks what's wrong and I tell him
>"Ah yeah the inderdad is down heh? Oh sorry just talking to myself"
>gets on my computer to check it out
>states at an empty command prompt for 5 minutes without saying a word
>"ah yeah okay haha"
>pretends to type on the keyboard for a couple minutes, gets up without having done anything and tells me "all right good to go" and leaves before I can say anything to him
>nothing was fixed, didnt actually do anything besides open the command prompt and then leave after 20 minutes
There's no way this wasn't one of you fucking guys, I just left work early I didn't know what the fuck to do.

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>stares at an empty command prompt for 5 minutes without saying a word

I can't breath

lol, fake

>productivity was at 20% because of it
sounds like it's up for you

OP was this person a pajeet? Be honest.

fake and gay

So he didn't even install Acrobat Reader?

I wish he did that at least I remember reading that story
Chubby white guy in his 30s, striped green and orange polo white sneakers

it was me. ama

>>"Ah yeah the inderdad is down heh? Oh sorry just talking to myself"

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>>nothing was fixed, didnt actually do anything besides open the command prompt and then leave after 20 minutes
OP got dabbed on lol

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LMAO

If it was one of us then we would have at least typed tree and made a comment about having to back Trace the issue

based

Pajeets old trick eh.
At least ipconf, release/renew... Or just Rick roll the

Crap thread, but reminded me of this.

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>Not "wait 2000" "*windows equivalent to* rm -rf c:\users\%username"

Muscular, elite IT guy dabbing on weak, poothetic code money.

You obviously lost your internet privileges and he couldn't tell you.

I don't even watch YouTube or twitch like 60% of the other people, and have some with a movie from netflix up on their third monitor fullscreen

5 star IT guy here

>be me
>some guy calls me "internet no work"
>come over and say I need to check the analytics software to determine the underlying problem
>open browser and type "speedtest.net"
>"no connection"
>"hmm, this is very troubling"
>open console
>type "connect"
>"command not found"
>"seems the only way I can fix this is by re-configuring establishment routes to the mother router server"
>"this might take some time"
>leave
>next day guy thanks me, everything started working an hour after I left
>"yes, it turned out marketing had clogged the mother router"
>"wow, I know, they are fucking retarded dipshits"

no, this shitty thread reminded you of a good and funny thread. This thread is balls and fake.

>mother router server
gee what ccna do I learn about mother router servers

My last "muh internet dunnt work" ticket to my ISP was handled surprisingly well, considering that some mouthbreather with a backhoe had demolished the fucking fibre pit then buried it to hide the evidence, which must be one ticket in a hundred thousand.