Which one of you autistic fuck IT guys interacted with me today?
>make support ticket at work because internet wasnt working
>didnt responsd for 2 days, productivity was at 20% because of it
>comes up and asks what's wrong and I tell him
>"Ah yeah the inderdad is down heh? Oh sorry just talking to myself"
>gets on my computer to check it out
>states at an empty command prompt for 5 minutes without saying a word
>"ah yeah okay haha"
>pretends to type on the keyboard for a couple minutes, gets up without having done anything and tells me "all right good to go" and leaves before I can say anything to him
>nothing was fixed, didnt actually do anything besides open the command prompt and then leave after 20 minutes
There's no way this wasn't one of you fucking guys, I just left work early I didn't know what the fuck to do.
Which one of you autistic fuck IT guys interacted with me today?
>stares at an empty command prompt for 5 minutes without saying a word
I can't breath
lol, fake
>productivity was at 20% because of it
sounds like it's up for you
OP was this person a pajeet? Be honest.
fake and gay
So he didn't even install Acrobat Reader?
I wish he did that at least I remember reading that story
Chubby white guy in his 30s, striped green and orange polo white sneakers
it was me. ama
>>"Ah yeah the inderdad is down heh? Oh sorry just talking to myself"
>>nothing was fixed, didnt actually do anything besides open the command prompt and then leave after 20 minutes
OP got dabbed on lol
LMAO
If it was one of us then we would have at least typed tree and made a comment about having to back Trace the issue
based
Pajeets old trick eh.
At least ipconf, release/renew... Or just Rick roll the
Crap thread, but reminded me of this.
>Not "wait 2000" "*windows equivalent to* rm -rf c:\users\%username"
Muscular, elite IT guy dabbing on weak, poothetic code money.
You obviously lost your internet privileges and he couldn't tell you.
I don't even watch YouTube or twitch like 60% of the other people, and have some with a movie from netflix up on their third monitor fullscreen
5 star IT guy here
>be me
>some guy calls me "internet no work"
>come over and say I need to check the analytics software to determine the underlying problem
>open browser and type "speedtest.net"
>"no connection"
>"hmm, this is very troubling"
>open console
>type "connect"
>"command not found"
>"seems the only way I can fix this is by re-configuring establishment routes to the mother router server"
>"this might take some time"
>leave
>next day guy thanks me, everything started working an hour after I left
>"yes, it turned out marketing had clogged the mother router"
>"wow, I know, they are fucking retarded dipshits"
no, this shitty thread reminded you of a good and funny thread. This thread is balls and fake.
>mother router server
gee what ccna do I learn about mother router servers
My last "muh internet dunnt work" ticket to my ISP was handled surprisingly well, considering that some mouthbreather with a backhoe had demolished the fucking fibre pit then buried it to hide the evidence, which must be one ticket in a hundred thousand.