What is Jow Forums's ideal phone?

What is Jow Forums's ideal phone?
>16:10, 1920x1080
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>Slide out physical keyboard that functions as a trackpad with a pointing stick and can rotate on it's back so you can use it in landscape mode
>4000 mAH battery with a SD625 for maximum battery life

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>space bar that functions as a home button
>two re programmable keys on the bottom left and right that can be used as settings or back

There is no ideal smartphone for Jow Forums. Phones are about as botnet as it gets.

>keyboard nipple
It’s perfect

mini display port out.
clamshell or slide out landscape keyboard.
usb-c charging.
dual batteries.
unlockable bootloader.
qualcomm/adreno.

>qwertz
>nipple
>on a handheld touchscreen device
>numbers
>no 6 or 0
Is this trolling?

>Mini-dp out on a fucking cell phone

Thanks for that laugh.

a updated N900
no, not Neo900, actually updated

:10, 1920x1080
fuck off phoneposter

Many phones have had MicroHDMI, MHL, SlimPort and nowadays most have USB-C that also does it.

fully libre hardware
zero botnet
its a glorified mini tablet; you cant even use it as a phone

>16:10
>1920x1080
Well which one?

Someone fucking post the image. I'm not at my computer right now but OP's pic is hilariously similar and he doesn't even know it. This is incredible.

Slightly distorted and stretched pixels. Everything will be slightly taller.

16:10fags are too retarded to even know what 16:10 is.

what with the bad Blackberry -ThinkPad photoshops lately?

>cp
fucking pedo

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i-is this bait?

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unironically this

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>16:10
>1920x1080
Are you fucking retarded?

For me it'd be
>physical keyboard that slides out on landscape, not portrait.
Idk who thought a portrait slide-out keyboard is a good idea.
>mouse nipple
>physical wifi switch
>physical SIM card lock
Would virtually envelope the SIM card in a wirelessly inaccessible mask, or a physical cage
>camera that pops out
Like the "Chinese hidden camera" thing
>microphone with physical mute button/slider
Basically something to cover the microphone to mute it. Old microphones had this.
>2-5 day battery life like the galaxy s5
>removable/replaceable battery
>highly modular, easily serviceable parts.
Can change out the socketed processor, ram, etc

I know this is science fiction at this point, but for the screen to be
>CRT at 16:10

A strong CRT smartphone with anti botnet measures and anti planned obsolescence

Woah

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