This is the future of mobile computing. Designed by Jeff Batio, dynamic futurist and founder of idealfuture

This is the future of mobile computing. Designed by Jeff Batio, dynamic futurist and founder of idealfuture.

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A jack of all trades...

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what an abomination, there's no way they are going to pull that off without it feeling like cheap chinese shit

>spills coffee on it
oops

did that guy get his design degree from the web? what a bullshit design. tiny screen for ants right in front of your hands.
should kill himself.

>two screens with 1366x768
>bezel in the middle

what the fuck

jeffbatio.com/

How ironic that his faggot calls himself a futurist, while his own website looks like it's from the 2000s.

>dual 1366
>stylus
>physical power button
>sd card slot
>tons of ports

this is the Jow Forums laptop

this is what you idiots have been clamoring for

What the fuck is that first back panel for? Imagine staring right at a bezel the whole time, also imagine carrying this fucking monstrosity

>6468% funded
>last update 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA

Is this a joke?

This device speaks to all the believers, dreamers and entrepreneurs that want to change things! When we have opportunity to create a better way of doing something we open new doors and opportunities that shape the future. Let's start the Dragonfly Revolution!

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>forget how to fold it correctly
uhhh, I think it goes like th... *snap*

What's with those dates? Thin laptops in the 80's? Tablets in the 90's? Smartphones in the 2000s? The original iPhone came out in 2007 but smartphones didn't really reach ubiquity until well after 2011 or so.

everything is wrong about OPs picture!

picture related, this is what a "notebook" looked like in 1989 .. also tablets in the 90s? What strang world you come from?

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thedanzing.com/the-worst-crowdfunding-scam-ever-the-story-of-the-dragonfly-futurefön-4808eb9ce4b3

Is it legal to scam investors in crowd funding sites? The amount of ridiculous ideas that get posted on those types of sites make me think there aren't any regulations even requiring the campaigner to attempt delivering a working product.

>investors
They're not investing in anything, they're donators.

>he didn't own a macintosh pad

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>dynamic futurist
>idealfuture

Yeah so he's an "idea" man that has no clue what he is doing. His design literally looks like 10 steps backwards.

>the future
He took the design from an old phone back in the early 2000s that failed.

The possibilities of dual screen computing are infinite. Why do you fear Jeff's ideas?

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this guys website and "work" is a fucking joke

who could be stupid enough to buy anything he designed?

this computer would have gotten u laid... in 1997

Double screen technology is more needed in 2018 than ever before.

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I like it

hahaha, op just edited the year from 2014 to 2019

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that is a cool desk tho

This looks amazing!

>that boomer with bad eyesight that needs high dpi to compensate for his shit old prescription glasses

what on earth is this

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You're fucking retarded.

im assuming its a butt plug

>ree too loud
>meme tempted glass case desk and framed anime waifus with cum splattered all over the glass all shatter
> cum covered glass shards ricochet off the walls into eyes
>precious $5999.0aud pc drops onto the floor instantly sucking in all the hairballs pulled out of my taint
>SINGLE rgb fan gets clogged and stops
>LEDs start to burn and melt the fan to a stop
>i9 9999xkxd thermal throttles to 1000degrees at 1ghz
>melts through my biodegradable recycled reclaimed timber floor
>finally dig 5foot down into the dirt and find my corsair case has melted into a giant 30ft dildo
>SHOVE IT UP THE FUCKHEADS ASSHOLE WHO DECIDED EVERYTHING SHOULD HAVE FUCKING TEMPERED THICK DOUBLE TRIPLE CUM GLAZED GLASS ON EVERY DAMN PC CASE BECAUSE APPLE DID IT ON PHONEBACKS

it sounds like you might be upset

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Why does glass have to be on everything pc these days? Can't we go back to aluminium cases and wood desks? Glass fucking sucks

I wish someone would make a glass keyboard

Cringe

Fuk you for making me check this exists amazon.com/Bastron-Transparent-Keyboard-Touchpad-Function/dp/B01AN5UYH0

I think you're supposed to cross your eyes like it's one of those magic eye 3d pictures.

Imagine having this setup:
- glass chair
- glass table
- glass mouse and keyboard
- glass PC case
Everything's transparent
LEDs shine to every direction!

Maximum comfy

>bang down on keyboard after a heated coding session in beam NG drive jbeam files
>keyboard cheap thin tempered chinkrees glass flies towards your head with the velocity of 4million applecucks
What do Jow Forums?

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This is honestly the most autistic thing I've ever seen on Jow Forums and I've been here far too long.

Hide under my pampered glass table

>take my 1xx kg Aussie ass and sit on this once
>doesn't break till I load up siege and die to shit netcode
>LET out a bit braap in frustration
>frequency of my farts resonate with the glass chair
>die

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Teleports into my hand

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pic related

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but where's the Cuban cigar lighter?

>keyboard unusable unless you fold out all the way
>each folding part is a weakness
>requiring so much horizontal space making it impractical in cafe
just what the fuck

its at 0:20 in

I'm glad this abomination doesn't exist

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>all those potential points of failure

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Something like the amazon website

Every modern device has potential points of failure

This is why you should learn how to do eigenvalues.

What is this shit?

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Bluetooth headset

bad-dragon.com/

was thinking exactly this kek

>the gigantic g, t, h, and n keys
>dual 1366x768
>no trackpad, not even a trackclit
>bluetooth headset
>stylus
it's like the year 2006 just puked all over my fucking screen and it mixed with all the autism typical of Jow Forums, thanks OP

Why not just go for a 3:2 aspect ratio?

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>too bulky to be a good tablet
>too chickenshit to be a good desktop replacement
It's good at nothing

I would use that if it folds 4 ways down to a normal smartphone form factor. If i could use it as a normal phone, flip it open to being a laptop, and then fold it back up at home and drop it into a dock and it's now a full desktop, it'd be the perfect machine. Hell, the Galaxy X is already almost there.

lol gay

there is literally no need whatsoever for this tacky bullshit
why can't companies just make normal laptops?

the might genuinely be the worst thing I've ever seen on this board.

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They do, and it does sell very well.
But some people gotta revolutionize!