Tech Gore

>dedicated to the bestest goy to keep his anus ready for the next skylake re-release

To make gloves really hard to put on

Ask your mohel

Intel® Anal™ Beads™ Inside™

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We can make a religion out of this

what is wireless charging

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nightmarish

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>inb4 OP wins

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lololol

fugg

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does it do something useful?

It generates electromagnetic waves

keeps your USB port from getting dusty

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smart

>USB to USB adapter

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Never Obsolete!
Windows XP!
512MB RAM!

ok, Jow Forums, what am i looking at?

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>"Why doesn't my new wifi adapter work?"
>(laughing chinese)

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What the fuck is that goo

It's a "video card noise reducer".
hisdigital.com/us/product2-388.shtml

It's probably one of those chink flash drives rigged to report hundreds of gigabytes of capacity but only have like 8MB of real space
>write files to it
>instant data loss

quality family

Just the sight of that megaman thumbnail in the corner makes my blood boil

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It's not like that's replacing a fuse or some shit, if whatever you're powering works fine off 1.5v that seems totally reasonable.

Wow that's a lot of Gigabytes

hmm.. ok.... hmm.. wait... ah.. yes...
this is a butt.

>Installed debian
>Any of that shit happening

I want techmoan to review this and scrape it over his technochode

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To be real, that is the only useful thing in this thread

What's wrong with that?

It's spray foam, though it does look like a rotting pumpkin.

>six months ago
>uncle comes up to me at family dinner
>"user, I need you to install Incredimail for me. I need to be able to read my emails"
>look up what incredimail is
>it's some sort of shitty virus email client
>"I'll install Thunderbird"
>two days later
>get to his computer
>fucking RIDDLED with viruses
>every time you load a new page there's a 1/2 chance of loading an ad instead
>keywords like microsoft or google on webpages turn into links to ads
>try to download MBAM
>virus literally shuts down the connection when trying to load the page

I didn't even bother and installed Ubuntu. At least I know there's no way for him to fuck it up.

Oh I came back a month or two later to install VLC for him and he has hundreds of .exes in his downloads folder.

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Doesn't it look really much like that ayy lmao?

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>how's it feel, pajeet!

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Maybe he's using WINE

At least he didn't blame you and/or Thunderbird for it.

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>my face when
>my soul when

why the fuck would anyone in 2018 connect a monitor via vga?

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>HURR YOU MUST BUY EVERYTHING NEW BECAUSE NEWER IS ALWAYS BETTER
K, brah

.t Apple fanboy

>here's your controller bro

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>Darling in the Franxx game coming to PC!

because its all my monitor supports

>he doesn't have a job

It offers much worse quality though.

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>Doctor, why did you have me strip down to a hospital gown?
>Don't worry about it, just read all those letters left-to-right, top-to-bottom

Blood glucose.

No it doesn't. You sound like a parrot, just repeating what sheep say.

I recall way back in the day that RPS, a putatively gaming site, wrote a sharticle about how a certain Literally Who put a magnet on her hand and they went WOW SHE'S PRACTICALLY A CYBORG.

That has to significantly raise the chances of a tumor in their hands. Then again, it probably doesn't need to be recharged often.

didn't you die in the battle of the bastards?

The digital standards doesn't have the warmth of the analog VGA.

flashdrivefacts.wordpress.com/2009/03/26/250gb-sony-microvault-counterfeit-fake-usb-flash-drive-model-number-usm250024/

kek

>videophiles
I know you're joking, but I'd rather you fuck off anyway.

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oof

I bet you don't even watch your anime on VHS.

FUCKING KILL IT JESUS CHRIST

Perfect

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posting ancient OC again because I just remembered what my sister did to my old PC

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A classic

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That's such a bad idea, batteries eventually leak.

does she smoke?

Yes.

Cool, a Matrioshka

This, the warmth and reduced eyestrain are my main reason for using VGA, taking into account I needed some pretty fance silver VGA cables to make it look just the way I want.

nigga use your eyes

but why?

Why are you mad VGA should die in hell.
DVI > VGA

if it doesn't work, use violence. that's why.