Desk trinkets are technology

Post desk trinkets. Something that says: "I'm in control of my life"

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Pic related is all you need.

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PENCILS ARE TECHNOLOGY. I LOVE PENCILS. PENCIL GENERAL!
Fucking why can't Jow Forums only be about electronics? Go away faggots

cringe
In my country in you use national flag without an important reason or occassion (reasonable) conservatives will think you're disrespectful and centrists or leftists will think you're a larping nationalist fag

>imagine being this cucked about your flag
Are you a German?

FPBP. Fuck euroniggers.

>have a mental breakdown after 63 hours of nonstop work
>look at mcdonalds flag
>get filled with rage
>channel that negative energy into finishing the project

your country is not america

Which yurocuck shithole do you live in and how many of your women are raped each day?

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i'm in spain and we can display our flags just fine without people hating on us. in my apartment around half of the building has a flag out. outside my balcony i have my flag, are you in germany?

In germany you see lots of flags. None of them are a german flag.

only if they are usb

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This isn't the /chinkshit/ thread user

That mini museum is pretty neat, a bit pricey though, but I'll still put it on the christmas list, thanks OP

uhh yeah I have an American Flag on my desk and everyone loves it fuck off.

fucking aye.

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Why ruin your desk with a shitty little plastic flag? Nationalism is for boomers.

real boomer shit

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cute

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I have this on my desk, it's fucking great.

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> tiddie anime figs on your desk

Feels good man

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Who cares what other people think?

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I'm looking out of my window and I see at least 3 German flags. Vielleicht solltest du Hartzer mal aus dem Ghetto wegziehen?

>apple desktop pc
I have no further questions.

>having free space on your desk
What are you even doing all day?

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5 rupees says he's from Britbongistan and had to bin his shoelaces yesterday.

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t. senator

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I have always wondered, what makes that box pro?

FPBP

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Too bad I'm a hog and my desk is cluttered with pens, papers, and soda cans, or I'd get the error one

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>1 monitor
>that keyboard

Such a great idea until you have to stand up and walk somewhere else. Or something falls from you table. Or you want to move your chair.

This but with nicely cut grass*

*Jose not included

I really like these, especially the gordon greenman

Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

What's your problem with the only damn fine piece of hardware those fuckers created?

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Obviously a framed picture of the King and Queen.

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why not just put a small box where his feet are

>more cheap plastic shit / indiegogo soiware to put on that soullesly white ikea table or bookshelf and other generic crap such as capeshit posters for showing in '''battlestation''' threads is a manifestation of control over oneself

am i not getting the ironing?

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because then it wouldn't be edgy enough to both satisfy that owner and infuriate autists

>Having pride for your homeland is for *vague boogieman*
And you wonder why the sjws are winning

Where can I get the ERROR one?

>shitty little plastic flag
get a good one then queermo, I love this country and I want fags like you to know it

>cringe

yikes!

You posted the exact opposite of what OP requested. This is what the desk of someone who has lost all control of their life looks like.

ehehe i love how this triggers people

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Facha de mierda

Here kitty kitty kitty, come fourth and use your litter box.

You print it, just like the other two things.

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I really like these guys that I got for free

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>not a bonsai

>for free

I'll take what I can get

get a job you bum

Not exactly "on" my desk but ;^)

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>only poor people should be allowed free gifts

kys yourself

an android tablet as clock

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rate. (no #rude ratings pls)

Also here: theoatmeal.com/comics/unhappy

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>Not having a clock as a clock

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I hope you don't own cats topkek

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wow this looks like a comfy setup! Would use, but sadly I am too tight ;_;

what happens after you read the book?

I usually check out triple numbers. (Yours are okay, not very gud, but okay)

see

What is this?

I usually check out double numbers. (Yours are okay, not very gud, but okay)

Und du Otto pennst anscheinend in nem Schrebergarten. Gr8 b8

I've got the model frs1 that I made on my desk

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I've had this thing on my desk for over a decade

amazon.com/Kikkerland-Oahaca-Pull-String-Windup/dp/B000GYWXIW?th=1&psc=1

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Where does everybody get a twingo plushie?
What's the deal with them?

Dunno, I like this thing and a fluffy cubes.

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For that matter, he could make two small boxes to use as shoes. Also solves the problem of spreading sand all over the place.

I've stolen similar bolt with nut... Nice thing to have on desk.

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Twigo is cheap shitbox, that Jow Forums and /o/ can afford.

Vote a decent president next time faggot

And the plushie? Amazon link?

I have that, but it's actually an Israeli flag, so I guess no difference whatsoever.
And no, I don't shill for Intel on Jow Forums.

Autoplush. And its the ThinkPad of cars.

Hey are bonsais actually hard to take care of? Any specific types that are easy?

a real terminal hanging off of someone's Mac

>sjws
>winning
Maybe on the internet, but Republican control of both houses, the presidency, and the supreme court and Trump being able to do whatever the fuck he wants with no real opposition doesn't look like much of a win for the SJWs to me.

Raspberry PI Zero + eink display.

It cycles through quotes pulled from fortune and the weather. I'll add some other functionality if I can think of it. Maybe I'll add an alert if bitcoin goes below a certain value so I can go laugh at people on Jow Forums

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And Renault (Dacia) Logan I is E-series of thinkpad

I have some dichroic cubes on my desk, and some other dichroic/optical glass. Sunlight shines on it in the morning, sending vibrant beams of light everywhere.
Excuse the shit video, it's dark and rainy outside, my phone's camera is shit, my camerawork is shit, my conversion arguments are shit, and I don't feel like re-recording.

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Nice, what scale? I've got a monster 1:32 F-4G that I need to get back to work on, it'll probably sit on top of my PC case when it's done.

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I really want a klein bottle. Should spring for it even though it's outrageously expensive for what it is?

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>Four dimensional object on a three dimensional desk
Are you trying to cause a paradox?

That's some Star Trek the Original Series FX shit right there

When I see this, I can hear gunshots on a school and animals chilling 'bout "muh freedom"

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Almoat puked. Disgusting.