NEET hikki here. how can i use technology in my room to gain financial independence as fast as possible?

Oh, and try to get into Amazon Mechanical Turk too. None of these options are optimal but I'm trying to only list things that can be done *almost* entirely in your room.

Trade BTC on margin and get REALLY LUCKY
or lose and an hero!

Make a porn game and put it on patreon. Reference /weg/ on /aco/. This is literally the contemporary gold rush

>Freelancer
That's a lot of Pajeets.

>plus lose your anal virginity

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Review anime on youtube

Platelets a cute

1. Use a word processor to compile a data sheet with all your useful skills.
2. Identify an organization which is willing to exchange currency for a certain subset of the skills you offer (this is done easily through the world wide web)
3. Once you have identified one suitable organization, initiate a communication with them using SMTP messages. Multipart messages are very useful in this phase, since you can embed the datatsheet from step 1 directly into your "discovery" message.
4. If the handshake procedure goes well, you may be required to upgrade future communications to an audiovisual medium. Human are said to favor a direct person-to-person channel for such exchanges; it is therefore recommended you gain physical proximity to your counterpart. A geolocation system (such as a GPS receiver) is an invaluable ally in this endeavor.

>Use a word processor to compile a data sheet with all your useful skills.
I have compiled a first draft. How does it look?

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You need to add a heading with your identification data, i. e. Name, birthday, gender, email and so on (blur those before posting here).

unironically crossdress i will pay you

Where is the logic in that Jesus Christ

>keep threads like this alive while deleting picreleated
gee, I wonder why

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Who could possibly be behind these? Surely not the indian variance of one of our greatest allies.

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this

>Rent-a-Coder - It is in the name.

I've attempted to sign up three times, with different email addresses, and I've not received the verification email.

how the fuck do they expect disabled people to hold a job 6+ months every year
at that point just secure good employment with benefits
for real though aren't there ezmode jobs expressly designed to employ disabled people? just go for those user. good luck

What happens after 4?
I can't find suitable documentation on this.

I don't think OP needs to fake anything.

scam people

how the fuck does every discussion on every Jow Forums thread globally lead to jews. it's not even funny after a time ffs.

Jew must be gnu here.

>ctrl+f 'jews'
>you are only result

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literally a trips post you faggot

calm down rajesh shekelberg sar.
Go make another kike thread for shintel.

cant you just apply for regular ssi instead of ssi disability?
im on ssi for mine, only thing you need is a lot of doctors notes and documentation.

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I know this feel.
>have a genuine disability since I was like 10
>can't drive or really do much of anything since I can literally fucking die at any time or lose my legs/get neuropathy if I don't manage it constantly
>denied for disability because I haven't worked
Genius system.

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OP could potentially inherit some autism bucks from one of his parents. They just have to pass away without actually receiving it themselves. Then OP just has to pray to the anime gods that Social Security isn't just a Ponzi scheme doesn't collapse under its own weight.

t.someone who collects SSDI from one of his dead parents while living in the basement of the other.

I was going to unironically recommend producing social media content.
However, it's a lot more work than some people might realize. Especially YouTube, since the algorithms are weighed against new talent in favor of those with entrenched user basis or corporate trash.

I had a scheme a while back that I never acted on.

>Go to one of those sketchy "Become Ordained Online!" sites and become a priest.
>Clean yourself up, instead of looking like a fat sweaty neckbeard, look like a fat, well-dressed priest.
>Create a stream or youtube channel where the gimmick is that you're a christian priest talking about anime and vidya.
>Shill yourself on Jow Forums and give anons spiritual guidance when they donate

You could even refer to donating to you as "Paying Indulgences." and refer to your following as your "Flock."

I've been living on/mooching off welfarebux for the past two years now almost three years now to be exact

Am I the only one in this thread under the same or similar sets of circumstances?

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Not worth it.
Youtube's algorithm shits on new users. Funimation and others will strike your channel for using their content, even if it falls within fair use. Youtube is deleting small channels that promote Patreon as an alternate means of gaining funds.

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The online shit will get tedious or boring a few months in. Autismbux require doctor visits.
Get a third-shift job where you have to communicate very little with others (I clean office buildings while listing to animu music). Mooch off government for food funds. Now you can send your days doing whatever and live easy knowing your pantry is fully stocked.

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Work at Walmart as a Cart Pusher. Very little interaction with customers, and the pay isn't that godawful if you still live with parents or roommates.

source: used to work at walmart stores, legit easy mode shit. But I didn't do cart pushing, just seen the revolving door of autismbux collectors.

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