>Start nofap
>Goes well
>Install tinder
>Thirsty so I swipe right on everything
>Start fucking everything that responds just to blow my load
>Become sex addicted
>One day washing in the shower
>Touch butthole
>Feels good
>"Technically not fapping" my brain tells me
>Can't argue that
>Find prostate
>Cum loads
>Don't even touch tinder anymore
>Finger asshole twice a day
>Hands smell like shit permanently
>Butthole getting loose
Going on 2 years nofap boys how's your progress?
Start nofap
sad
Hot. You tried bottoming for a guy yet? It'll be the best experience of your life, I promise.
fake and gay
#JustWhitePeopleThings
Mods
Hey its this copypasta again!
Why does that armored vehicle have a penis? What is its purpose?
I just made this up you time-travelling piece of shit
One time I was fucking myself with a prostate massager and when I thought I was about to cum I ended up pissing myself instead
Also one time I almost lost a sharpie up my ass
faggy kaaskop
It's navy issue
>Touch butthole
Queer
D:
Nothing more humiliating that having your thread moved to this shithole of a board
Welcome to the quarantine
Finally a post worthy bant.
this thread belongs on Jow Forums 100%
This thread is under quarantine for harboring the gay.
one heard some story about a guy who masturbate by using a Tooth brush, and stick it into his asshole.
that sound fun to me to say at least
>Find prostate
>Cum loads
how the fuck did you do it?
I tried a lot but no cum at all
please explain your techniques dear op
Finally some good fucking imptrash, better than anything else on this board since Normie got cancer