I can't stand when people say "buttery smooth" and "daily driver". It's like nails on a chalkboard.
What are words used by the tech industry that you hate?
"Telemetry"
"Crispy"
"computer"
"user engagement"
"cloud"
App
Telemetry
Innovative
Revolutionary
Vision/Visionary
Diversity
Inclusiveness
"Nigger"
Nope you are all small-time. Worst is "hacked".
As in, her Facebook was "hacked!".
My computer got "hacked!".
I want to execute these people.
this, too.
i take it you're bitter that you've never been hired and have probably been blacklisted for answering "I think whoever is best qualified should get the job" when asked about how you would help promote diversity at the company.
we'll call you back
Although I guess that's not really the "tech industry". Still makes me mad
GNU
GPL
FOSS
RMS
what my tripcode just got hacked
Code ninja
Rockstar developer
What about actual ninjas who are also developers who work for Rockstar Games?
What then?
It got cracked**
meaningless buzzwords that lead to coc's and passive aggressive faggotry. like your post for example.
we'll call you back =)
cuck
not an argument.
you didn't present an argument in the first place so naturally i didn't present a counterargument =)
not an argument.
open source
don't call us we'll call you =)
*ring*
hello?
not an argument.
Innovation
Agile
Scrum
Elegant code
Monad
Worldbuilder
Asembly
Fat and neckbeard. Its like, just call me by my first name please.
Computer science.
Literally everyone in tech industry means to say software engineering but they would like their field to be a science.
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Fortunately, the users of Jow Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
SOFTWARE ENGINEER
>unix
Thank you for posting this
disrupt
floss
foss
"...right. So..."
aka, zuckerspeak
t. Basement dweller
>i have a (insert i3,i5,i7 here)
macfags who say "late 201x macbook ntMPB" or other gay mac shit
pössis
meisinki
innovaatio
siidfundi
"performant"
it's not even a fucking word
python artisan
technopagan
Now thatst what I call... Dope tech.
UI/UX
I'd hire this user tbqh. Tech industry went to shit the moment marketers decided they were going to lead instead of people who are actual programmers and researchers.
>needing a job in the first place
lol poorfag
Artisan
Hacker
Coder
DevOps
"Tech savvy"
None of these are problematic though, spend less time on Jow Forums sperging out over anything that isn't a thinkpad.
new
>huhrurhrurhr everything should be on the stack
get fucked u retard js monkey
web 2.0
app
sync
stream
"The Internet" when used as a label for the collective opinion of a bunch of normies on social media
HD
thumb drive