What's the most satisfying programming language?

Java, you can do anything with it.

this desu

ASM

this. whenever i come up with another stupid idea i implement it in python cuz it's fast and easy to do.

Lua is comfy and satisfying. Like mac n cheese.

Tables are the best for rapid prototyping and simple programs.

Haskell is fun. Python just works.

Unironically Smalltalk.

this. gnu smalltalk has a cli repl that allows you to build objects incrementally and redefine everything as needed. when you're done just save the image and when you want to run the program just load the image back up and run it. smalltalk is all the benefits of lisp and java without any of the crap.

Vala.
Stupid simple, little code, quick results.

The last one you ever create.

This. Python is almost fun to use.

Rust

ASM if you're a reclusive nerd, because even doing simple stuff like displaying a number as decimal feels like a massive achievement.

Javascript if you're an extrovert, because you can immediately show stuff to your friends online

C and Perl for "stringy" shit.

Unironically this.
It's a more interesting puzzle.

this

clisp or ruby

>Java
Good one

c++

if you write rust in a more declarative style it feels awesome to implement an entire function in one expression

PHP

I'd have to agree with this one. Things get done and the syntax is just a joke to look at because the syntax is the English language with colons

Korn shell