What happens when all the good usernames are taken?

use ipv6 dingus

You start replacing letters with numbers and adding random spaces/underscores unitll accepted

This is why we need to start killing people. Reducing population to allow everyone to have good usernames is the highest priority. Also water or whatever we tell the normalfags once we start jingoing.

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I guess use the suggestion from the site

They already are faggot

You either get create for one time of you pathetic life and fuck off.

a-are you ok user?

>he doesn't use a service where names can be reused by multiple accounts, and uses an user ID to differentiate them
lmaoing @ u

whats this service?

Do your initials in hexadecimal. 6 characters, short and easy to remember, almost always available as an option.

Use pizzakid(yearOfBirth)

>726d73 instead of rms
Real memorable.

what is steam?

sorry, I'm not a gamer

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Hopefully sites will do what Twitch did and delete accounts that have been inactive for years, or else just get creative.

What kind of brainlet can't remember 6 characters? And good luck finding a service that allows 3 character usernames.

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I plan to give my kid a unique name and create a bunch of accounts with it now to use when s/he gets older

>mathlet thread

A username would be a trademark, not a copyright, wouldn't it?

kek

what will you name him user?

We should have moved from unique usernames a long time ago and move on to a user + id combo like battle.net or something like user + 2fa.

The only thing that needs to be unique is your e-mail.

Alternatively, you should also split usernames from screen names.

>hey sweetie, here's your Facebook login details
>but dad, Facebook went bankrupt in 2027

Either Johnny#3417193 or
54fcaba3-aee5-4297-bbc6-e8215a369d2c

I have been thinking about that a lot but no one else cares and comes up with the excuse "that will never happen" or "it will take a super long time for that to happen" like all the other problems in the world

Adding 1488 to the end almost always works

>humans reading crypto keys hundreds of times a day

sounds like fucking hell

Fucking kek

>His username isn't the sha512 of his waifu's name plus a random salt

easy

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*raises paw*

uhm are you trying to get fired?

There are 12 musical notes. All music use combination of those 12 notes.

What happens when we run out of music?

real music finally begins

Names were a mistake
Any form of identification was a mistake

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there's also infinite timbre so go fuck yourself brainlet

I just work my way through the names of Roman emperors. Never had a case were Elagabalus was taken.

Well, on Jow Forums this isn't going to be an issue.

>mfw that is one of my screen names

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>why the fuck is the google not allowing me to log into my aol account - grandma Fanny

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Easy. Delete inactive accounts

>that hand tracking the mouth with the glass gesture

>infinite from finite

I thought that happened already, years ago

people will start using retarded usernames like "6ix9ine" or "03Greedo"

wtf i never noticed that lel

>Pussydestroyer98546
Just add random numbers

You turn yourself into a furfag and use his name as your username.
Work like a charm for me.

>not having the email address as primary key
KYS developers

haha imagine that

>year 2047
>you know kid...your grandpa is the original pussydestroyer
>wow