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How the fuck does pic related happen, just bought this 2 days ago.

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You have to be a fucking retard

I feel you OP. Unfortunately, there is nothing you can do.

Show your huge fucking ogre hands

It happened to me too, because i was to lazy to use scissors or any kind of knife. So i tried to break plastic package with bare hands, and voila sd card in 2 pieces

I tried to break a micro SD once and these things are sturdy as fuck. What's wrong with you

Phone SD slots aren't as user friendly as they used to be, that little edge at the end of the chip is all you have to pull put SD cards. Older phones used to have a push-spring mechanism that helped, but those don't exist anymore.

this.

unfortunately the phone failed at formatting it turned it into a RAW partition, I was constantly switching it from the phone to the reader but was nothing I could do to fix it. hopefully i can glue it back together for the RMA

and people wonder why Apple didn't include an SD card slot

You think they wont notice that?

they probably will but it wont hurt to try

>ITT: Shrek tries to operate a phone

Mine goes into a little frame with the sim card. A little annoying having to turn it off if I want to install or remove it but it's not too bad.

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shit I have bought the exact same card last week

>Donkeh, get the camera ! I broke another one

>32gb
>$13
And nothing of value was lost

they're not that sturdy at all
you're just weak

He's just lackin this

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Good one, ogre.

>nigger tries to lift sdcard out laterally instead of sliding it

>oy vey g0ys look at this shitty quality sdcard how dis happen?
WHAT A FUCKING CHIMP

>Older phones used to have a push-spring mechanism that helped
Because those springs tend to break/get stuck.

This happened to me twice on a raspberry pi because I pulled the card out at a very slight upward angle instead of straight out with tweezers or something, just over time it compromised the card and it snapped just like that.

Being limited to the amount of storage we provide you because we don't want to have to pay to retool our assembly to include adaptions for a part we didn't make (and can't make money off)...
>It's a feature!

i just eject it from the settings, why do you need to turn it off/on?

Tfw had a broken micro sd card that was suddenly recognized as 16mb. and still held that data

The real gore here is that fake Ikea desk that we both cheaped out on.

It's on the same tray as the sim which isn't hot swappable, right?

i dunno, for my phone it just loses connection to the network. works when I slid it back into place without having to reboot it or anything.

two pairs of pliers?

So you literally have to hook your fingernail on the ridge and pull back perpendicular to the phone.

And you/OP managed to like other men's dicks so much that you applied enough torsion or horizontal force to break it?

Yeah, nah. I'm going with
>You have to be a fucking retard

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Had one snap after leaving it inserted in a multi-reader that left the ass end hanging just enough so when I tossed my backpack onto the hotel room desk, viola!
>sank u mista, u now hav two peace memoway cod

Look on tehe bright side op, it was only dirty two gig of porn u need to re-torrent.

Heh, they don't make them like they used to

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Even though its cracked in half they approved the RMA.

wew

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I can relate.

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stop handling your stuff like a fucking animal

That retard strength

>implying the "people" that buy applel are strong enough for doing that

I hate that shit
Who was the evil thing that invented that turd?

It's a modern day Ouroboros.

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>buy sd card
>hit it with hammer
>wahhhh why did it break?!?!?!

I once had my phone drop onto carpet and the sd card magically flew out and broke just like this one, had really important data on it. I still keep it hoping it will be recoverable some day.
Trully a 1 in a trillion chance for that to happen.

The most horrifying thing is when a micro sd card isnt recognized by any device

Probably so cheap they just didn’t give a fuck. They still made a profit off you

saved

>Trully a 1 in a trillion chance for that to happen.
Unbelievably so.

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That doesn't break it if it's not powered

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this
>tfw i used to run the dusty grubby pci/isa cards I got from kerbside computer finds thru the dishwasher

As long as it's ALL dry, it does a better job than any airgun.

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It might make it rust though

Can't say I've had any issue with microSD like that, but the full size ones always split apart on me. The glue fails and the sides come off of them.