*crrk* *PSSSHHHHH*

>*crrk* *PSSSHHHHH*
>php, now that was a language. I remember back when you didnt have to set up all these special folders and frameworks and all that newfangled nonsense, if you wanted to have database data in your page you would open a connection to the database in the same file that generated it. *sipppp* *gulp* routes, static data and templates cluttering up my project, changing the extension of a file to .php and adding code to it, now that makes sense to me

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The Boomer Resume

Skills:
Microsoft Frontpage
IBM AS/400
PHP
SQL

Honestly, SQL is a nice way to make a career. You can make high 5 figs without having to relearn all your skills every few years like coders.

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Does PHP deserve all the hate it gets?

>HEY GUYS, BACK AGAIN HERE WITH ANOTHER VEE-LOUGE
>Today we will be looking at my j-crungle setup which I built ontop of jquery, react.js, angular, and 50 other libraries that you havent heard of. Dont worry, its all backend, all run on my very own server that my mom bought me. It runs my website!
>And here it is! wait, why is all my servers compromised? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, DAAAAAAAAAD

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good bread
*sips*

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Only the early versions. At least they are actually trying to improve.

not really, there are better alternatives these days but when it came out it was as good as it was going to get, a lot of modern packages are built with it as well (wordpress, joomla, drupal)

Boomer naming scheme:
>Paint program: BmPaint
>Word processing: BM Word Processor
>Audio playback: BM Media Player

Millenial naming scheme:
>Paint program: LatteMuchacho
>Word processing: ScrumBucket
>Audio playback: Bongos

Wait, why would you ever actually use a framework instead of php?

AskJeeves, now that was a man you could trust