I need a solid fap machine...

I need a solid fap machine, something g that is portable and can run play home and honey select without overheating and isn't more than say $600. Does it exist?

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You posted it, dummy OP.

t450
w520/w530
m4800
latitde e5550 (1080p screen)

all under $500 and excellent machines

Thinkpads smell like sweaty balls and gooch that is totally he rubber rails holding the drive bays, no thank you.

Literally every non-budget series thinkpad made after 2008.

shut up kid and put your head back on your shoulders

>I hate one of the best business line laptops because I'm a fool

then get the e5550 fool

None of these would run those applications

You need something like a 2600x and 1060 6gb to run Honey Select and especially Play Home. No laptop is going to do this unless you spend a lot

>those applications
You mean the one application? I highly doubt any of the thinkpads posted wouldn't be able to run them besides maybe the
e5550 since i'm unfamiliar with that model

what are those applications?

A man who buys cheap, buys twice. Once when they think they can cheap out with a chintzy chinesium knockoff, and once again when said chinesium knockoff stops chooching.

Up your price range to $800, and look at last years workstation laptops. The HP Probook 650 should be a good start.

Excuse my autism I thought I only saw one game.
Even then i'm still confident they would be able to get Play Home running on it. Neither
of the games look graphically demanding

>and can run play home and honey select

>a man who buys cheap, buys twice

My thinkpad with sandy bridge works like new, and has done so for over a year now after an SSD and new paste on cpu

a man who buys full price, is a fool

Honey Select and Play Home, two games made by illusion. You create your fantasy girls and fuck them. That is all you do. You wouldn't run these on a laptop unless you want to at the lowest settings at 20 frames

>google the first application
>its pathetic

you should get your priorities and mind made right, before you purchase a laptop you don't need

Froe up faggot. Girls have sex toys, guys can have an onahole and a game

I wasn't suggesting that they buy those laptops, I was responding to who said that these games couldn't be ran on those laptops.

Will tell him to keep his dick into some clamping apparatus as well?

fair enough, but one question?

why fake toon stuff?

what happened to your sexuality that it has become so distorted?
even though pornography can become a terrible addiction in one's life, at least that makes sense compared to this

Honey select and play home are definitely not cartoony. They can look realistic with modding and you can create your perfect girl. All of the features you would prefer etc and then you fuck it. You literally make the male character look exactly like you so you just fap to you fucking your fantasy girl. It makes perfect sense fag. It is much better than anythibg else I have ever seen

also I am not addicted to anything. I jack off maybe twice per week. I just have good taste and have my perfect customized fap time while you check a shit thread on r9k or something and have a substandard fap. I rarely fap but when I do it is high quality.

>r9k
nope, only Jow Forums

>but when I do it is high quality
bullshit pal

if you weren't alone (as we all are here) you would have actual physical contact
secondly, actual flesh > cgi

The HP Envy x360 with Ryzen fits the bill

Are you implying you only have an orgasm from having sex and never masturbate

Build a micro itx and buy a travel bag for it that will to your cables, keyboard mouse, maybe an 18" monitor and carry that everywhere with a battery bank. Laptops are useless

>laptops are useless

You never leave your house?

I never need to use a desktop on the go. I can use a smartphone for email, web search, any kind of voice/video chat etc.. If I need to do any real work, I am using a desktop and it will come with me if I actually need to travel somewhere for a long time

cell phone is botnet

You are posting on Jow Forums

>interacting in meatspace
>interacting with females
>interacting sexually