I9 MacBook

It's beautiful.

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>Making it easier for cheeto dust to get under the keyboard.

NO

>Kills every sperm cell in your testicles when used on your lap
Heh, nothing personnel kid

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Beautiful at any frequency

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Why didn't they do that?
God

Based Apple, making eugenics real.

But gays don’t had children’s.

> Apple has made it so that if you buy their products, you'll never be able to reproduce
Good guy Apple

But what if? You gotta be 100% sure.

UH-OH! Apple patched it! Anti-Mactards on suicide watch!
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>this is the average intelligence of Jow Forums
you realize many gays have children from surrogate mothers?

Hi Dave how is it with your shilling?

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>getting a free, painless vasectomy while fapping to porn
bretty güd desu

its fucking shit

Fine louis.

>6.7K
>6.7K to throttle
>6.7K

apple is a huge fucking shill guys

DTR-tier SKUs thrown into a ulta-thin chassis.

Nothing will go wrong!

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is dave a cuck?

>living in a third world country that allows this

>living in ANY country that allows this

I am a gay man from Denmark and had a child with my childhood girlfriend (girl that is a friend).
We live together with the child, but we have no sexual or emotional bond between us. I am an awesome dad and there is nothing you can do about it.

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>Why did you post the exact text again? This is spam. Please stop this. Thanks

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no

kys

oy vey

faggot

You mad that I will have many more children, despite being gay, while you will never have any?

>1
>many more

The post you're replying to clearly implies more than 1 in the near future.

ITT subhuman creatures

why in the actual fuck would you have more kids, kids are retarded, and you're retarded, why would be making the level of retard rise in the world? actually being a comum hominidae like you makes me want to kill myself

double nigger

triple niggerfaggot

If you actually use the laptop in your lap, yeah.

Did you and her fuck or get artificial insemination?

Grow up child.
Insemination obviously. I'm gay and she's my best friend.

what's wrong with it? that picture is shit

got the new 13inch MBP from work 2 days ago

Keyboard is terrible and touchbar is a gimmick, had to remap caps lock to esc. The other parts of the system is fine, speed is good, noise level is nice, thin, macos is good for software development and general use.

anyway I wouldn't buy it unless they had the 2015 rMBP keyboard (I can take the touchpad if only the keyboard was good), wtf apple you retards

>it's your best friend
>it doesn't have emocional bond with her
Stop larping, you aren't make any sense.

I meant in a romantic sense.

Oh, well...