Coding

>coding

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i code, therefore i am.

>disrupting

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>AI assisted

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>BIG data processing

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>Internet 2.0

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god this thread is fantastic

>the Cloud

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Firewall is really cringey when you think about it, you can just imagine the autistic chucklefuck who came up with it

>blockchain

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Not really, it's a metaphor for actual firewalls. It helps protect you from harm.

>internet of things

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>elektron

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>Open source

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>serverless

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>ethical hacker

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>Software as service

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>big.LITTLE technology

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>smart city

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>hibernate / java persistence

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>hipsterdomain.io

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It's a neat concept and makes sense, did it not pan out?

>javascript

>app powered

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>app

>Machine learning as a buzzword when it's really not using a NN

>machine learning

> Blockchain

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>selfdriving

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>declarative programming

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Gnu/linux

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>cloud computing

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>Agile

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>C

>javascript "web developer"

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>Getting hung up on nomenclature when you can barely fizzbuzz

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>service

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>headless

>single page app

>Redshift
>Snowflake
>Data Warehouse

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Coding in x86 assembler make me feel like a badass.

>panning out

>devops

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>Gamer branded

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Fuck agile to hell

>yfw you code in D

POSIX

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fuck you nigger
name a better standard

>pointless greentext

there is nothing wrong with these

Translate it into Latin please.

Standards are cancer

how is an attack on a computer network like a fire?

user, it's a wall made out of fire, not a wall to protect you from fire

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