SystemD just werks

>systemD just werks
What the fuck is this? Did I get memed by Poetterring?

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the best one is for waiting 2 minutes until it kills some service on poweroff

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Getting cucked by pootering.

Install Devuan.

This. I stopped using systemd and now my computer boots and shuts down faster. My system is now rock solid and I haven't seen a single error. No problems whatsoever. Fuck systemd.

>Upgrade to Ubuntu 18.04
>First boot
>Waiting for like 15 minutes
>What the fuck?
>After some digging turns out some chucklefuck thought it would be a good idea to wait for 10 minutes for a DHCP connection.
I mean what the fuck? Why?

that's ubuntu developers fault tho for setting up the services to wait for 10 minutes if faulty

>removing packages
>keeping init system scripts
>booting machine
>throws errors
>post pics on de/g/enerate
>mimimi poettering memed me

>failing to unmount on poweroff
>90+ seconds booting

never faced these problems before systemd, what's even the point

I only just recently learned that you can press ctrl-alt-del to skip the countdown and go straight for shutdown... only after I fully 'systemd-ised' my 'services'.....