Who is your favorite tech reviewer/expert?

found the incel

Found the macfag that faps to eceleb thots

Sex tape when??

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No idea who this person is nor do i care.
But I'm sick of you incels shitting up almost every board because you're so insecure about women.

and you like when males put something else in your mouth

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The only thing I'm insecure about is the fact that I'm posting on a thread plagued with macfags that buy into ijustines shill thot jewery

>how can she be so perfect?
With embarrassing amounts of makeup applied by a professional anyone can look perfect by someone's standard.

> Who's best tech youtuber
> Posts Apple shill, literally incapable of using technology other than apple
How the fugg did she get popular? She doesn't know jack shit about tech.

There's only one correct answer. Mama mobiletechreview.

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I'd never touch a mac in a million years and I don't even like iJustine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ spotting incels is almost as easy as vegans

>macfag that faps to eceleb thots
i'd rather be an incel any day over this desu

I dont know... I can see the macfag all over you. What makes you crave ijustines taint, her fish lips, her caked on makeup or her shark nose?

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currently posting from a Core 2 Duo YouTube/"Retro" Games/Shitposting machine
dunno what you're high on senpai

fucc i forgot screenshot

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>Core 2 Duo
>retro
please kill yourself painfully

HEY SMOKERS

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>fuckloads of makeup
>buys random shit 300 times and then a 301st time because she thinks she doesn't have it

>core 2 duo
Wow didnt realize macbooks still had those. Not surprised really. Points for installing windows through boot camp though.... I know virtualization is a little complicated for appletards but boot camp makes it really easy

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that's why I put retro in quotes dumbass
people consider 10 years to be old nowadays

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isis lovecruft is by far the best tech expert

youtube.com/watch?v=xGIE7KTJiBY

no other female comes close

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>he's trying this hard

tastypc

> He unzips his fly
> Motorola flops out

Thumb head mobile bender and scratcher

>his dick is literally black+red colour scheme

>trying
Please, the only thing I have to try is to try to not barf at the sight of ijustines cleft jaw and the 8 mm film of gorilla glass separating the two halves of her face

that's an awful lotta detail in your replies for not trying, user

>awful lot of detail
Yes, perhaps I could simplify it and add a streamlined frosted glass theme to my responses. Then you might find my responses more familiar.

Imagine how much more views each of the them would get.

hilarious and funny maymay user. you're really getting better at this, i'm proud

Please kid. I was shitposting on 4chins since before you got your first iphone

>I was shitposting on 4chins since before you got your first iphone

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>watermark
>dreamstime
Is the problem that I am trying to hard or that you arent trying enough?

>not trying enough
nah you're right i'm gonna go and buy the stock image next time to make sure my shitposts are beautifully crafted masterpieces that took hours to make

>haha memes come from (((ghetty images)))
Just like everything else in your macfag life this is pure low effort bullshit

Imagine the smell.
I bet it's sour like a vinegary shit.

Trapcode!Q/7

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Smells like a newfag that just learned about Jow Forums by accident while surfing for a new Apple toy on safari

>implying i have to put in effort to shitpost
>"the only thing I have to try is to try to not barf at the sight of ijustines cleft jaw"
>"this is pure low effort bullshit"
which one is it tho

My posts are of considerable effort and quality, which you would know if your daily computing life didnt consist of blogging on twitter

TOP KECK
I just got called out and your right kinda
Put me in the screen cap lol

>screen capping a conversation with a macfag brainlet
This convo doesnt belong in a meme

"My posts are of considerable effort and quality" damn this guy sure know what he's doing with all this 4chang shitposting memes knowledge

I am a 4kang Nn sheit

Lisa.

Lisa!

me

>using dbrand skin as a condom

underrated post

why the fuck would I want opinions on tech coming from people not into tech I want opinions on?
especially mkbhd, he is such a vague, boring milennial basedboy
also he's a paid shill

Myself

Pretty much every single fairly large channel is just shill central garbage.

Mobile tech review is okay and so is Erica Griffin also techtablets been watching him a bit lately, but not many more come to mind.

She's OK but I don't like when she wears her Harvard shirt like "OH LOOK AT ME I WENT TO HARVARD!"

Who is she?

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Brainlet comments, got cancer ty.
But she's smart and really cool.

How small is she that an iPhone 8+ looks giant next to her?

>Phone/laptop/watch reviewers..
KYS.
"Look mommy, i can read from a spec sheet".

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Not interested at all in any YouTube personalities but every now and then I watch MBKHD and his videos are definitely enjoyable to watch

Not all do that. Color accuracy, display uniformity, software, performance, battery life, etc. addressed in many reviews. A few good ones have been posted here already.

Stop trying so hard to fit in you fucking loser.

YES

the absolute state of Jow Forums

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She has the literal same expressions porn sluts have nowadays when uncovering BWC.

Cat ladies don't have children

Louis Rossmann is good, as is Snazzy Labs. I unironically watch Linus too; he's a showman but he knows his shit.

Imagine the amount of makeup and filters necessary to hide that chin kek

>she
I have a surprise for ya...

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The video where he unboxes that clamshell with Justine and describes it as being from the early days of laptops my gott

>he knows his shit

FUCKING KEK, SHILLING IN BED

Nothing wrong with showing off sometimes.

Thanks for the quote newfriend.

your are welcome summerfag

>your are

people who dont attend Harvard can buy Harvard shirts

it's way too easy in summer

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She's great. But she's tearing me apart.

>I was merely pretending!

I'd rather watch iJustine all day long than Louis Rossman waffle on about Apple logic boards sucking.

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Cute!

Based and redpilled.

uxwbill

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>expert
They are all fucking retarded, glorified specifications list readers.

black matte all the things

But iJustine is a stupid cunt. Have you seen her farting video?
Disgusting.

t.women lover

Nice false flagging buddy, real good effort there gotta admit.

Unironically the true technigger, my boy Flossy Carter, because he is legit entertaining
also Lisa, the lesbo grandma
huge no: Austist, the boring nog, mkbhshill, and everythingappleturboshill
Guilty pleasure: SOME Linus
True good but boring and obviously demented: my boy Louise Rossman, the turbo manlet repairman
not even in recommended: ijustine, theverge, engadget, ...

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>false flagging
What do you mean?
She does have farting video. I'm not lying.
And she's typical applefag who stands in line at 3am at apple store to get newest electronic fashion accessory.
Or cries when literally a marketeer, she never met in person, dies.
I do not tolerate these kinds.
These degenerative traits will doom humanity and one day we'll have a dystopian future. (like that one future movie which shows how technology made everyone retarded)

>he's still going
kek

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Based