>mfw just realized I definitely 100% have severe undiagnosed schizoid personality disorder
Mfw just realized I definitely 100% have severe undiagnosed schizoid personality disorder
Eli Jackson
Justin Murphy
dug
Dominic Kelly
who are you talking to?
Cooper Reyes
good joke but schizoid isn't the same thing as schizophrenic
Oliver Murphy
i'll make a note
for your file
Lincoln Myers
everyone has notes and files
just don't use that data to misplace his sock
Jacob Baker
shhhh
DNA collection through missing socks is our signature move
Jace Sanchez
No you don't, you're fucking fine.
Go outside.
Ride a bicycle.
Josiah Rodriguez
This.
Henry Hughes
I get the popular "lel mental illness doesn't even exist" attitude and also that you can't / shouldn't self-diagnose but I've had it my whole life, I am definitely 100% schizoid and it has nothing to do with spending too much time online. I was this way before school, all the way through school, I have literally never had a single friend or romantic relationship, I can't talk to or relate to people unless it's in the context of anonymous online chats.
Andrew Thompson
and before you fire up your
>mention of school
>implying not underage b&
I've also been out of school for longer than probably most of you have been alive
Juan Sullivan
Eli Hughes
how old is your father? schizophrenia proper has a correlation to corroded father sperm
Anthony Wilson
...
Jace Morris
schizoid is different from schizophrenia. Schizoid people just are alone all the time. Schizoid people are usually happy with it.
Hunter Wood
Nicholas Campbell
If you have schizoid personality disorder, it's likely that you:
Prefer being alone and choose to do activities alone
Don't want or enjoy close relationships
Feel little if any desire for sexual relationships
Feel like you can't experience pleasure
Have difficulty expressing emotions and reacting appropriately to situations
May seem humorless, indifferent or emotionally cold to others
May appear to lack motivation and goals
Don't react to praise or critical remarks from others
7 out of 8
FUCK ME
Jaxon King
Carter Wood
Well that's disappointing.
Adam Myers
Do you have any other health problems?
David Miller
No, I'm very healthy. I ride my bicycle alot
Isaiah Powell
everything probably has some correlation to shitty sperm anyway
Michael Sanders
So I'm pretty much %100 sure I have it as well. I need to get a diagnosis so I can tell my mom to fuck off next time she asks me why I don't have a gf
Jason Miller
>Frequently, a schizoid individual's social functioning improves, sometimes dramatically, when the individual knows he or she is an anonymous participant in a real-time conversation or correspondence, e.g. in an online chat-room or message-board. Indeed, it is often the case the individual's online correspondent will report nothing amiss in the individual's engagement and affect.
Liam Ortiz
notice how there is no citation
Liam Sullivan
>autistic thinking without loss of skill to recognize reality
Autist
Jaxson Mitchell
Correct, that part of the Wikipedia article indeed had no citation.