Name one (1) Jow Forums programmer or famous computer scientist

>Jow Forums

not fit
not programmer
not cs

He's so fit he can lift himself up

this guy

Why

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/thread

Me, but I'm not famous yet

myself
how is this tech related?

Fit a fuck.

Now fuck off.

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RMS

The Tedu
youtube.com/watch?v=YYf1U0xcHmk

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the virgin Lunixer vs. the Chad BSDer

nice rack shes got on her

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Me

karlies not fit, shes just skinny and have low bf%
i doubt she can run a mile in a good time or squat 2x her bodyweight

Like it matters!

Fuck off you daft cunt.

Now fuck off.

that dude

>People who have obesity, compared to those with a normal or healthy weight, are at increased risk for many serious diseases and health conditions, including the following:
>•All-causes of death (mortality)
>•High blood pressure (Hypertension)
>•High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides (Dyslipidemia)
>•Type 2 diabetes
>•Coronary heart disease
>•Stroke
>•Gallbladder disease
>•Osteoarthritis (a breakdown of cartilage and bone within a joint)
>•Sleep apnea and breathing problems
>•Some cancers (endometrial, breast, colon, kidney, gallbladder, and liver)
>•Low quality of life
>•Mental illness such as clinical depression, anxiety, and other mental disorders
>•Body pain and difficulty with physical functioning
>cdc.gov/healthyweight/effects/index.html
>
Stop being fat.

>faggots

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her

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Me! I was a fat fuck child though.

t.Stallman

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ted is THE chad from any Jow Forums-related virgin vs chad meme, he literally shits glorious code without any effort on regular basis, casually reports critical bug and is fit as fuck

photoshopped installmen though. was probably /v/ originally

>ctrl+f Carmack
>0 results
Jow Forums I am disappoint

Read Masters of Doom and you will find out that when he wasn't working on game engines, he was working out. When some dumbass bullies thought they had an easy mark of a nerd, they got their shit rekt.

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non-shopped Jow Forums pic related

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And yet it holds an aura of truth.

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Have you read the book, Jow Forums?

which one? the art of unix programming or cathedral and disaster?

Disaster and the bazaar

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you mean gimped

Back when I was gay there was this model from All American Guys called Jackson. He mentioned he was a Computer Science student in one of his shoots. He is the one on the left.

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>when I was gay
is this bait

>back when i was gay
lol wut

I underwent treatment

ok

Louis Rossmann is the stereotypical Jow Forums swole manlet

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>Back when I was gay

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Carmack pumped iron throughout the development of Doom.

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Kek ))) ahahaha lol

>tfw no shazbot anymore

John Carmack is a diagnosed psychopath though. I wouldn't mess with him.

Klossy

Doesn't the guy on the left have advantageous position? It looks like he had his arm tilted to the left from the start (with his elbow offset a bit to the right) while the right guy seems to have his arm perfectly in vertical plane.

Is this the kind of treatment where you actually ceased being gay, or the kind of """treatment""" where you are now a """woman""" and therefore there's nothing gay about sucking dicks anymore?

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Zy'z bro on the right dropped dead from Turbo roid abuse in Thailand, and photoshopped Stallman on the left is still alive.

There is actually some meathead bodybuilding computer scientists, like Matt Might, and all those CIA/Marines programmers who show up to Blackhat con and give talks. Not to mention the hordes of West Point computer scientists and programmers around.

casey lifts
youtube.com/watch?v=SDS5gLSiLg0

>programmer or computer scientist
>louis rossman

mirrin' your abs bro

i'm michael jackson

No, I ceased being gay.
I am not 100% straight I guess as I don't crave women with the same intensity I craved men, but at least now I feel a repulsive feeling when I see a shirtless guy or dick picks, so I guess that's a good thing.

alright bud. whatever you say.

I'm Jow Forums but I dropped out of my comp eng course after the first year to pursue a law degree. Does that count?

lol imagine being so fat youre pissed at people for being fit and generally healthy