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>customer calls to complain about dropped calls
>tell him i'm personally sending an engineer out to fix the tower (im not)
>offer him a ******FREE***** tablet as compensation (commision of course)
>dont tell him about monthly data cost or taxes
>transfer him to chink in sales from philippines
>???
>profit
rinse n repeat

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>customer calls because they have a problem
>fix problem
>they thank me for fixing the problem

>Work in local computer repair shop
>Jamal walks in with dusty ass pawn shop Vista desktop
"Ey bro my computer broke, it wont turn on an shiet"
>Plug in PC to monitor just to humor him
>Case fans turn on, the smell of dirt and cigarettes come out the back
>nobootdevicefound.jpg
>hear hard drive clicking
>Try to explain to negro bandito that his 15 year old hard drive is fucked
"Watchu mean man? thas got all mah tracks an shiet on it. Can' yu jsut plug a flash drive up to it or somethin?
> Even if we could do data recovery, his hard drive is IDE and we only have a sata dock.
"Man dis is bullshit, yall tellin me yall can fix dis, i though yall were computer experts an shiet"
>Storms out of store with his shitbox.

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i'm glad their home didn't catch on fire wtf

If someone still uses Vista in this day and age, there is no hope for them

fake and gay

Fabricated and homosexual

>me working in a phone repair shop
>on one occasion some chubby manlet comes with his phone
>its an iphone 4s with lewed loli stickers
>gives it to us tells us its filled with """""water"""""
>my partner asks him whats with the stickers
>the dumbfuck answers that it is calms him down
>partner asks if he's a pedo
>fatlet: that's insulting you know
>then he fucks off
>later we open his phone only to know its filled with his cum and hair
>shop owner being the dickhead he is tells us to continue the fixing
> everything but the motherboard, battery and the buttons died
>after buying replacements and cleaning this shit we boot it up
>as we suspected autistic danny devito had loli wallpapers and the phone had no password
>partner checks the phone for pedo content
>we find he has many photos with a small boy, some in the hospital
>we don't rush on calling the police as we want to talk with fatlet first
>he comes to take the phone and pay us
>we ask him: "we're sorry to be rude sir, would you mind explaining us the pictures with the boy on your phone?"
>fatlet: "you know it's not polite to break in to others phone"
>partner: "and know those stickers and wallpapers could tell us that you might be a pedophile?"
>partner: "so who's the boy?"
>fatlet: "that boy was my son, he died from brain cancer after i got divorced"
>he paid us and left us shocked
>partner: "i-i think he's in depression r-right?"
anons i feel horrible

There is literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile.

post the pics faggot

you know i might get my job lost if i did that...

>broken 3ft long ribbon cable 8 wires
>why the fuck?
>nothing long enough
>cut open an ethernet cable
>solder 4 wires
>again
>8 wires
>ghetto hood shit with no heat shrink
>HOTGLUE
>fixed your shit
>beefy hungry man dinner ethernet cables extremely durable

>get my job lost

>>get my job lost
get fired or lose my job, sorry engrish isn't my main language

you sound cute, user, with your word plays
mind to share your feet?

absolutely reprehensible

> secretary says her computer is slow
> it's a mac classic
> she keeps her files on a floppy disk
> nobody ever explained folders to her
> two thousand files in the root directory

i was kind. i didn't make fun of her.

did u fug

Maybe you should stop being arseholes to your customers? You're a phone repair shop, not a fucking moral authority

Eh, if it was full of semen he deserved at least some of it. How the fuck do you even get semen inside a phone? You'd have to emerse it. Bonus points if he put it in a vacuum/pressure chamber to make sure it got in there good.

>That one women who can't answer questions.

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gr8 b8 m8

If you're serious, I hope you die in a fire.

The negro is completely right you know. You *are* supposed to be able to recover at least some data from IDE drives.

This

What kind of repair outfit doesn't have legacy docks, and or the necessary dongles to service older shit. Sounds like you guys aren't well equipped. Any real hardware shop would have had no issue with recovering Tyrone's data, if he would be willing to pay for the service.
>get good

I call bullshit on this

This

You should feel horrible, that was unprofessional as fuck. You shouldn't even be digging through a customer's data like that to begin with.

This

1. this is fake until you provide proof
2. if it were true, you should be fired and could be sued

>be me
>working geeksquad
>guy comes in
>password is 'kidsarecute'
>tell everyone
>'pretty much nothing we can do'
>harddrive is fragged so no way to 'accidentally' find anything
>guy comes back
>thanks me personally when he leaves
not even my closest friends know this story, because i feel shame i couldnt do more

there's nothing keeping you from talking directly to the customer in this situation. not directly accusing him, but nicely and politely asking for an explaination as to why he has a weird password like that. if he gets mad like he's hiding something you have a legit reason to be concerned, but if he has a sensible explaination it might end up being way more likely that he's not a pedo and you can sleep at night not worrying that children are molested because of your indifference.

before someone hunts my ass, it wasn't me actually but a friend of mine, because the thread is about "our" stories i just branded it under my name
so.. i , i have good friends they do good in life...
somewhat,

btw
it happend in belgium and i live far away
he told me that in 2017 more than a 1000 kids disappeared so he wanted to act vigilante and shit
plus he told me that the man was middle eastern so idk kinda fucked up

>im going to have to tell you my password won't i
>yes
>it's kidsmumblemumble
>sorry?
>it's kidsarecute
>k
no he was a pedophile

>it happend in belgium and i live far away
>he told me that in 2017 more than a 1000 kids disappeared so he wanted to act vigilante and shit
>plus he told me that the man was middle eastern so idk kinda fucked up
wow that changes fucking nothing, I hope """your friend""" got fired.

How does that even fucking happen? I had my surge protector from the fucking soviet union that's basically just a wooden plank with outlets nailed on it and it still works perfectly, powering a pc with monitor, tv, studio monitors and a ps2 fat

just because he was embarrassed by his password? don't get me wrong i'm not trying to say that he wasn't a pedo, but he might well not have been and if you'd asked the question maybe he would have told you about his family or something and it could have been cleared up.

There is literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile.

There is literally nothing wrong with killing a pedophile.

what does it matter if it's made out of wood or it's old? if it has a ground connection the short circuit will shut down the power, if it doesn't it will just keep heating up and catch fire

It only becomes wrong when they start diddling kids though, right?
Fuck off.

i hope you will get molested in jail

you have autism, but normal people can read social ques and understand that when somebody is acting a certain way they are trying to hide something more serious than a slightly embarrassing password

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>ques
¿Qué?

it changes a lot because the true cunt wasn't me
but still i think he should've handled it more maturely
i don't feel like asking him more about what happened yet still i feel like it deserved to be shared

i don't have autism, and i am wrong sometimes, but you can either convince yourself based on insufficient evidence or try to find out.
anyway i don't blame you, most times you only realize what you could have done after it happened.

a half farthing

I'm still calling bullshit on this. You really should stop lying.

I live very close to Belgium (10 minute drive) and would have known/heard/read if more than1000 kids dissapeared over there in 1 year.

Lmao epic hehehe

i suppose it is slightly unfair to judge people interpreting a multi-sensory interaction through text. lets just say the dude looked and acted fishy based on a variety of factors and it warranted further investigation that we were unable to carry out, and i worry about the consequences of that failure.

well i'm just saying instead of being all secretive and trying to access his files behind the scenes, you could have asked.

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you know that's true, but you also need to keep the line moving and the boss will always side with the customer in a corporate environment if a dispute arises.

I also find it unlikely that a pedophile will say "shit, you got me" when asked about a weird password.

I'm not lying if you there aren't any kidnappings in belgium on that kind of scale then this story is fake and my friend lied to me, then I'll take your word
who knows
I'm far from hearing these kinds of news
I'm just forwarding this story
besides i never understood how the owner didn't see what was going on at the end

Reddit meet up thread

Are you 13 years old? Why do you write like that?

Reminder that pedophilia is a fetish and fetishes aren't illegal.
Unironically kill yourself you disgusting bootlicker

You just tried to be interesting by lying and as you got busted, you lied some more and told it was your friends story.

Come on man, just think. If more than a thousand children were kidnapped in a small country as Belgium in 1 year time, that would be world news. It would be all over the TV worldwide. Don't be silly, you're only making this worse for yourself.

> >it's kidsarecute
> >k
> no he was a pedophile
You people are hunting witches. Maybe you just had too much Jow Forums.

What the fuck is with all these dollar store chris hansens on Jow Forums? Fuck off and mind your own business.

>people get off on murder
>therefore murder should be legal so as not to kink-shame dahmer
>"there is nothing wrong with planning to rape and murder"
the difference is pedophiles exist and are dangerous to society

>having a fetish and acting on it are the same thing

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>this much backpedaling
>believing anyone will believe that a thousand children got kidnapped and nobody cared

kek

>Tyrone's data, if he would be willing to pay for the service.
Uhh i don't know timmy.

>actually being a pederast
strongly consider suicide

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Rape is illegal yet rape porn isn't.
"Loli stickers" are not any different than rape porn. It's something that depicts something illegal, but nothing illegal was actually committed when creating it or consuming it.

That's what makes anti-loli/shota laws so fucking retarded. You could just ban all movies and video games on the same basis, because they depict murder/rape/whatever.

true. that doesn't absolve the people who regularly consume that material of any moral wrongdoing or psychological instability.

There's no moral wrongdoing involved, and if anything, psychological instability means they deserve help and compassion instead of hatred.

And this is from someone who thinks lolis are disgusting.

Human trafficking goes on behind the scenes everywhere, so his story might not be as bullshit as you think.

polarisproject.org/human-trafficking/facts
>40.3 million victims of human trafficking globally
>25% of them are children

It's a fucked up world out there.

By loli stickers, I meant lewd ones, just to be precise.

It's all by your moral standards though. That's why we have laws. For some people, stealing from their employer is not morally wrong, because they don't pay them fair pay. But it's illegal. Beating your meat to loli drawing might be wrong by your moral standard, but probably isn't by the person beating his meat. Laws say it's not illegal, the end. You can't put somebody in jail for adultery, just like you can't put somebody in jail for watching rape porn.

people can only be helped if they want to be helped. normalization of activities and viewpoint detrimental to society prevents that help from being effective, and thereby rendering these people more dangerous. take transgenderism, current 'best practice' does nothing to aid in the effects of the underlying mental disorders where as anti-psychs have show to be effective. compassion is not a panacea, and in fact can worsen problems such as this.

>"i think he's in depression"
>in depression

I live in depression
good tax codes

>people can only be helped if they want to be helped. normalization of activities and viewpoint detrimental to society prevents that help from being effective, and thereby rendering these people more dangerous.
Or giving them alternative channels for their urges might stop them from doing vile things and not calling for prison sentences for simply owning loli stickers might make them more receptive to seeking help. I don't have any conclusive data on this point. Do you?

the most important data point is less pedos means less abused children.

A shitload of kids are kidnapped each year, and yes that happens in first world countries too.
It's often kids that aren't really missed by much if any people though, so it stays low profile most of the time.
The whole pizzagate pedo investigation Jow Forums was on about a while ago didn't come from thin air, there were substantial clues this shit happens on a huge scale.

>working at IT shop
>some guy comes with a computer
>yo fix it there are a lot of my daughter pics in there
>fix it
>install picasa just to find that photos
>tons of porn (not the daughter obiously)

working at your local IT store sometimes its a good way to get your town sluts pics easy, our base software installs a lot of programs and picasa is the best way to get those photos

Admitting that you have sexual feelings for children will cripple your life. Admitting you aren't content with the sex you were born with won't.
We actually do have data on number of rapes, which are obviously inflated in the recent years, but overall are still declining, meaning that beating a meat to the porn on the internet most likely helps. There is no reason the think it's somehow different for other offenses.

as it should, and it is that way due to societal norms. those norms should remain the same on that issue.

>correlation implies causation
you're dumb

discord.gg/DcArBJu

You faggots use windows

Based.

>I-I was just pretending to be my friend I swear!

Pathetic

What is this freeform poetry? Instructions in engrish? Shitty rhymes?

>trying this hard to make the customer seem wrong
>claims to be a repair shop
>can't even hook up an IDE drive

Nobody is laughing at your racist "humor," user. They're laughing at you.

Pedophile spotted

>as it should, and it is that way due to societal norms.
Then don't expect them to admit to it you retard. It's the same as telling them to kill themselves.
>they should seek help but the instant they seek help, we should destroy their life and make sure every other person won't seek help ever again
>you're dumb
So what is the reason that rape numbers are declining? Teaching boys not to rape?

Liking children is ok, molesting children is not ok.
Learn the difference.

>family use me as free tech support for years
>finally realise it's not because I'm "good with computers", it's because I'm shy and weak-willed and will proudly do whatever mundane task it is they can't be arsed to google

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Exactly, user, you *can't* get semen inside a phone. Other user is just lying on the internet for (You)s. Strange, isn't it?

>Liking children is ok, molesting children is not ok.
is not ok, liking and consuming cp grows it, so more degenerates born and more kids are molested

>liking and consuming cp grows it
Video games make you kill people is what you are saying pretty much.

>is not ok, liking and consuming cp grows it, so more degenerates born and more kids are molested
That's a bold statement. Prove it.
>inb4 can't show proof of this

>>people can only be helped if they want to be helped

ya, ok. so you demonize it to the point where "getting help" is generally going to lead straight to second class citizenry. you people are a fucking joke.

>post in thread on Jow Forums
>use wrong Wojak

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like dead dogs but dont want to kill one
see dead dogs video
people who recorded the dead dog see that you liked it and kills more dogs so you can see it

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Take away the stigma of pedophilia and it'll be the next homosexuality or transgenderism. If you're born with a fucked up sexuality, that's just too bad. For the good of society you're gonna have to suck it up.