Psst... kid, looking for some... linux isos?

psst... kid, looking for some... linux isos?

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D-do you have some?

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B-but I'm n-not a kid…

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... depends on how much you're willing to cough up.

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hey.. psst.. you got some gentoo?

Why would you save a kernel as a disc image?

lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Knoppix

First one's free...

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May I have Arch?

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No faggot go update your cocksucking kernel

I-it has the last kernel compiled, right?

Sure is. You don't think I would lie to my clientele do you?

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I'll take Puppy... Just to take the edge off. I'm not addicted or anything

moar
I want MOAR

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lemme getuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh mepis

i'll have one of those funky looking lizard, bossmang

Cough up the cash, kid.

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W-what about now?..

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BeastOS when?

Red Hat. money is not a problem. Just assure quality

c-can i get a libre distro a-user?

>slackintosh
what the fuck is this

no

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sir I'd like to see your more...exclusive items.

5NOK

ayo!
debian? netinstall? how much?
hope your goods aren't shit!

Can I get kali
I'm learning hakering

wtf bro like just run ./hack with an ip and say "I'm in" lmao here test on my friend's ip address : 127.0.0.1

What is this thread?

>he doesn't know

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Hes referring to it as linux it's the only non-interchangable aspect of the OS, and its the most popular way of referring to linux systems.

I'll show you later

>BEPIS
>EvilEntity
>Hiweed
>Gaydar Linux
Parents, don't let your kids do Linux.

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Hmmm... Sure, but where are your certs?

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>No Manjaro

lemmegetuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a gentoo, wheat, no mayo

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I'd just like to interject for a moment.

Please fuck off.

Thank you.

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>momowall
Sure, give me a firewall.

I'll... throw in a little something extra if you'd like...

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>so user, why exactly do you need all that upload?
>f-for seeding linux isos
everytime

50 distros and it doesn’t even list the best one.

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