Gf hands me cute ipod and her laptop

>gf hands me cute ipod and her laptop
>tells me to put the music on her pc and delete everything off ipod
>so she can get rid of it
>why do u want to get rid of it
>shrug.gif
>your music is stored on the cloud no need to transfer anything
>oh
>well just do it anyway or something
trips decides what i do with cute ipod

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Put it in your asshole and post a pic

Use it as your main music player.

seconding this

Cum on it and place it on a bench somewhere busy with an email address (throwaway)

Enough poor kids who would love an iPod.
Fill it up with good music and give it away.

Be a good guy, OP.

satan demands it

this

Fuck off
Do this

well shit

OH FUCK, ALMOST GOT TRIPS! DAMMIT!

*sigh*

based

just

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checked and kek'd

holy fuck i have to do it. thanks a lot, satan. i’m stuck doing errands for a short bit. if not in this thread, then I will link this thread later when I deliver.

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where's the cum normie

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Give it to someone who will cherish it :)

>I come to Jow Forums to let random strangers decide what I do with things for epic memes
fucking brainlet nigger

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jesus christ

Fill it with old songs and give it away to a retirement home

Thanks for pointing out, anti-satan

where is the delivery OP? It's been 2 hour already.

There's a very good chance that it would be a minority - they shouldn't get any more handouts.
Niggers and spics already get too much for free

in a sealed bag so the cum doesn't dry up

and frozen so it's fresh by the time they see it

...

I think that OP can decide for himself who he gives it to.. (if he would give it to someone)

BE A GOOD GUY, OP

will cum leave it om bustop

Bump for interest.

OH DAMMIT OP!

It's all fun and games until his DNA ends up in a child predator database.

Nino

roll

Witnessed.

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he won't help you there

>Cum
>DNA
Are all Americans this stupid?

also made some OC for you all

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If you think that's bad you should see how they drive around 40 ton semi trucks that require 4 football fields to stop.

t. truckerfag

based trips

When is OP gonna deliver? Faggot.

>also made some OC for you all
you should include all the "fuck off"s replying to or crop it out

>made some OC
Nigga thats just an unedited screencap

When pressing prtsc counts as OC these days...

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Based Satan poster.

wait cum doesn't have your DNA? what the fug?
t. non american

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I hope you're baiting.

it doesn't have your dna, it has the dna of your children obviously.

the fat nano is a tank. i have one that i got at launch in 2008 that still holds a good charge. before i got bluetooth earbuds i used to my fat nano when i went on runs or went to the gym.

i mean, the sperm contains your children's DNA, but i thought the seminal fluid or even whatever insignificant bit of blood that comes out of it could contain yours
dunno man i majored in computers not in biology

Seminal fluids themselves don't contain your DNA. They're not cells, just a fluid sperm cells swim in. Sperm cells themselves contain half of your DNA which is supposed to mix with the egg cell's DNA to create a zygote. Hope that clears things up for you.

thanks man sorry for being a brainlet

then why does spit have dna?

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Hurry up and devliver OP, you fucking turbo fag.

DO IT

because spit does not create the babby

how make babby

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Bepis in digeriedoo

Bumping this thread

you know if you all keep pretending to be this stupid something bad might actually happen

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Am sure bad won't happen fren.
OP will deliver

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bump

kys

A work of the devil

>normie
you can say fag here

Still waiting

Shia LeBouf is going to beat Joe Rogan's ass in the Octagon!

please let this happen

Post her nudes.

If she's fat though please don't.

bump for cumpod

>i’m stuck doing errands for a short bit. if not in this thread, then I will link this thread later when I deliver.
Oh great it's fucking nothing

wtf are you like an actual boomer?
t. 30 y/o boomer

Post watch.

OP better hurry up

>bumping this thread
kys

>kys
kys yourself

Do it. Deliver.

this
and
bum
p

winrar

Surprise, surprise, OP is a faggot.
>newfags think OP will deliver

haha thanks for the serial OP

quit sucking dicks and deliver already, OP

no u

Put your favorite music on it and enjoy listening to it while not draining your phone battery.

>just be a normie scum, OP. It's fine.
lol no

Putting rockbox on the ipod rockbox.org

Report it as stolen.

do girls have cute technology

Faggot

give it back, Jerome.

second this. was the first thing that came to my mind, rockbox is fucking fantastic

Roll

Based

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posting this to r/Jow Forums!

c'mon

post proof OP

Please include this one in the screencap edit

You're the man, Satan.

This