First day at college

kys summerfags

Would the merged board between Jow Forums and /fa/ be /fag/?

>dropped out of college after my CS classes wouldn't let me make video games
>sleep all day
>play vidya all night
>make fake thread on Jow Forums about something that happened to me

Video games are for children.

So are breasts.

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>cargo pants
what

Fuck. To be fair there was a fat metalhead who watched anime in my uni class and he was a cool guy.

>white shirt

THEY CAN SEE YOUR NIPPLES

>t-shirt translates to collarless shirt
Thanks for the clarification, user.

>first day of college
>I light up a cig when the teacher is coming, as now I can smoke in school
>I take a few puff while he and the rest of the neckbeards set up their computers
>don't even bring a computer to class, just a pencil and a notebook
>Manage to pass above average
>I quit in the third year without graduating
>get a few programming jobs, cause I have social skill in constrast to neckbeards that apply to the same jobs
>3 years after I drop out, I'm a senior developer in startup, making decent money.

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I ironically told this rando girl that my x220 was better than her laptop at college. FUCK

>films are for children
>music is for children
I guess life is all about solving Millennium problems.

Lectures are public, user. Anyone is permitted to attend.
Nice story nonetheless.

Not him but I am ripped so this is fine by me.

>600k starting, any job I want

>be me
>go to college job
>whip out my thinkpad
>nobody cares
>be me again
>go to class
>whip out thinkpad
>nobody cares
>except for one female
>my laptop is bigger than yours
>she is right, she has with her a gamer ACER laptop with a whole bunch of gamery buzzwords in the name
>keyboard has red backlight
>the whole thing dwarfs my T420
>spaghetti starts to fall out of my pockets
>my knees become weak
>there is an intense pain in my chest
>I am having a heart-attackackackackack

Inter-universal Teichmüller theory is the new hotness.
Millennium problems get way too many obviously faulty proofs.

>first day of college
>sit in the back
>never show up again but to take the midterm and final
>get a B every time

>height of middle class fashion
So you had on a vineyard vines t shirt with non-cargo shorts and loafers with beige high-socks.

Lol not that much, I wish tho. But the rest is all true

No, if you're American this translates to being a native American.

It's one of the occasions where learning Japanese is useful besides reading raw manga and l. novels. Unfortunately though Mochizui's works seems amazing I'm also not interested in number theory.

poor dude.

>go to webdev class
>break out thinkpad with slightly riced Linux Mint Cinnamon with 2hu wallpaper
>everyone else in the class are turbo redditors using Macs
>go to the front to present my Danbooru clone that runs on Ruby On Rails
>the projector uses VGA
>lucky day
>plug in and show off desktop
>they admire desktop
>show off project
>everyone is impressed
>still get a B
lol fuck CS classes

>webdev
>CS
Sweety...

If you're not an absolute retard, you don't learn anything from 'cs classes' irl, other than certification.

>go to intro to programming class as a tutor
>my job was to keep track of what students were studying and when so that I could perform my job better
>witness two freshmen playing minecraft in the back of the class while the professor explains the while loop
>fuck me

>Danbooru clone that runs on Ruby On Rails
source?

Holy shit this humorous ancedote youve posted perfectly embodies my cs professor, he's almost 70 and remembers when we first got C at our college and had to switch from cobal or whatever the fuck. But he couldn't find his way around a smart phone if his life depended on it

>not putting your dotfiles in an online git repo
kek

Video games are for basement-dwelling losers with too much time on their hands.

Bang her, it's a good decision trust me you can thank me later

It was part of the degree plan, I mostly took classes that used C or Java anyways.
My project is broken to shit. I haven't had it updated since that presentation, so there is a lot of outdated dependencies. I would rather redo it, before I publish it.

>ricing my loonix distro with lolis is productive use of time however

>tfw first day of college is in 17 days

Any tips Jow Forums?

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My first day of college is in 30 days, could use some tips too

just be yourself and fucking study instead of playing video games.

Don’t wear headphones anywhere in public even at the computer lab. Don’t think people want to talk about consumer electronics. Hang out with your roommate even if he’s a tool, it will open doors.

Don't be one of those fags that sits in a lecture with a laptop open. Nothing but a distraction.

It's not high school, don't bring childish social politics with you.

You can love Thinkpads and not be a sperg OP.

> habe a girlfriend
> habe
Go back to africa, pls.

>don't bring childish social politics with you.
>implying college won't shove social politics down your throat whether you like it or not

...

nooit life is good here mon

No reason to bring a laptop to class in most circumstances. Use paper.
Hang out with everyone possible. If you're like I was, most people will seem like fags. You'll grow up the more you hang out with people you think you don't like and your personality will develop to be a more normal person.

>go to orientation
>all the staff is forced to wear pins with their pronouns on them
>they tell us that hurtful language is just as bad as violent crime
>they list off different things you can say that are deemed offensive by the college
>asking people for gas money is now offensive because "you don't know everyone's economic situation"
>A bunch of minorities with a 2.5 GPA get in to the engineering school.yet I know white dudes with 4.5 GPA who didn't get in.

I'm not the one bringing up social politics it's my college

>pronoun?
>didn't even mention what school
Low effort troll. Fuck off Ivan

Good thing I'm not American. In germany that translates to tight fitting dark blue jeans, formal leather shoes, a relatively tight tshirt, all without any branding whatsoever
They cannot, it's a fairly thick fabric, i check all my tshirts in the mirror
>what are typos

What's so confusing? All the staff had to wear pins with he/him/his or whatever on them. And why does it matter what school?

Don't be homesick. Call your mom and pop often. Play all the videogames or whatever you do for fun 24/7 as these are the last days of your childhood.

I once went to my high school teacher after school and spent an hour explaining to him what free software is, why it's important, and why my old ThinkPad with Debian was better than his new MacBook. He was polite the entire time and asked me questions so I kept on going and going and going. After the hour, he finally must've gotten fed up and told me he had to leave soon, and goodbye. I put my computer in my bag, smiling, and left the room. As soon as I walked through the door I realized what I had done. It's been four years, and I haven't talked to him since. Before the incident, he was my favorite teacher of that semester and I think he admired me as a student, too. I'm retarded.

>Yeah but I'm sure my dick is bigger than yours.

Why don't you just post a picture of the greentext instead of transcribing it

This

Woah you're so deep

>not doing a mostly mathematics based cs course.
I have news for you and none of it is good

What exactly have you done? You simply educated him on important things in the cybernetic world. I would do the same. If he's too dumb not to realize the mistakes of his habits then that's his problem.

There's nothing worse than to let someone you like live in ignorance persisting in the same mistakes forever.

Thanks user. Rise up.

I took Calculus 3, Linear, Discrete, Calculus based Statistics, and Calculus based Physics. Trust me, the CS degree I got enforced Math as a minor.

>first day at uni
>not bringing anything
>understand and memorize the lecture easily, don't need to take note at all
>eventually become one of Five God of IT in my almamater
>nobody dare to question me explaining anything
>bitches beg me to not asking them question in their presentation
>be respected by even the lecturers
>got a job offer just days after graduation with twice as high salary as my peers

life is good

Fucking this

vidya is literally the biggest timesink ever, and you get NOTHING out of it

>first day of college
>turn up to lecture with my rayzor blade
>sit in the front row
>As lecturer begins to talk press power button
>the fans spin up so loud nobody can hear the lecturer talk
>fire up Ubuntu and start a bitcoin miner running fans even louder
>whip out my vape pen
>lecturer tries to stop me
>'user you cant....'
>protestations drowned out by the fans
>all girls behind me climax simultaneously as I unleash an unholy quantity of vapour from my mouth
Thanks Jow Forums

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>If you're American
OBSESSED

Thanks, Luke.

Baggy is in rn,get with the times user

>first day of AI class
>teacher shows us some basic Prolog stuff
>seems like a pretty cool basis for AI

>halfway through semester
>finished learning Prolog, the only AI we've done is some very simple identification of simple identification of valid sentences

>rest of semester
>learn how to apply first order logic to Prolog
>learn automated theorem proving

I mean I know AI is based in a lot of math, but given that this is the only AI course offered by the university, I expected at least some applications of this stuff.

You need some breaks from the purely theory-based classes. I wish my university offered any kind of web dev or something where we built semi-real stuff.

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>drop thinkpad
>hard drive dies
Nice fictional story. My T430 was stolen and they spent a good amount of time beating it. They broke the screen, and the plastic but the rollcage kept the internals (including the hard drive) intact. In fact, it would power on and I was able to SSH into it. The same hard drive is now in my X230, working flawlessly.

>first day of classes
>computers are provided in class
No need to bring anything at all to class

My cyber security class teacher concealed carries in class and invited students to do the same. It was a nice peaceful environment for learning.

>tfw I kind of want to go to college, but I'm worried I'll have to use proprietary software
Probably sounds funny to some of you, but I've cut it out of my life as much as possible at home, so I can't really deal with being forced to use it at this point. I have a similar worry about getting a job.

Just stop being a fag and keep your work/school away from your real life.

I don't really need money or care about a degree, though. I'm just bored of being a NEET. I think I'm in a decent position to be picky about this sort of thing.

I'm going into my sophomore year right now, so I know a few things about first year in college.

>Only get slammed on the weekends and start studying hardcore at least two weeks before midterms and finals, you'll be fine.
>YOU CANNOT DO MORE THAN 3 STANDARD DRINKS AN HOUR. College kids think they can drink way more than they can, don't give in to peer pressure and chants. Don't blackout but do get wasted.
>Never join a frat, don't pay for friends, don't even go to their parties unless you're a girl and dtf.
>Don't go out of your way to get a gf
>Always use a paid VPN and encrypt your traffic to pirate shit, colleges have good fucking networks that will catch that shit.
>If you can pirate a textbook online, do it that way, never fucking pay if you don't have to. lib gen is the best for this.
>People care way more about what others think of them then they care about what they think of others.
>ALWAYS FUCKING CHECK RATEMYPROFESSOR BEFORE YOU GO INTO A CLASS

Also double major in math.

Please be ironic

Do you count nonfree JavaScript as proprietary? If so, then you don't have much of a chance. You kind of need to use the schools online grade systems. Plus potentially whatever your school uses for email.

I don't pay attention to all the software I've used throughout college, but most of it (at least for CS) is open source. However, I do have to use Windows machines every once in a while, to print stuff, and for a couple of exams. Also, one or two classes used MatLab, but we used it through school provided computers/remote virtual desktops. I did try using GNU Octave once, and I managed to get a few things done, although that entire experience was hot garbage.

College is a waste of time unless you have a clear goal. I wasted a year in college because I treated it like "super high school" and loaded up my schedule from early morning to afternoon. I blew through the classes I needed in two semesters, and then I was called in by some advisor and he was saying "You need to start thinking about choosing a major, you've run out of credit classes to take" and that's when I realized, fuck, what I actually want to do with my life? Dropped out right then and paid off the loans straight up before wasting any more time/money. Fast forward about a decade and here we are, still have no fucking clue what I want to do with my life, but at least I don't live with soul crushing debt.

girls are really into that kinda shit user

Thanks. I think I needed to see this. I haven't got an idea what I really want to do either. I had imagined doing CS, but I've been shit at programming on my own, so I can't imagine things would go well in college either.

you could say the same about ricing

At least with ricing you might get some benefit. You don't want to have your system looking like garbage if you spend a lot of time on it.

>be on Jow Forums
>Say video games are a waste of time
>Butthurt manchildren respond to me
>All use hyperboles of lolis and ricing
>tfw all these (You)s

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>hard drive dies, muh animu and riced configs ;_;
That's what you get for not using an SSD.