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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Taobao, Gearbest, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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aliexpress.com/store/product/Bakeey-Universal-Portable-Sports-Bracelet-Type-C-USB-Charging-Data-Cable-For-Oneplus-6-Xiaomi-6/1909710_32878745769.html
aliexpress.com/item/charger/32498333894.html
warosu.org/g/thread/S66990585
aliexpress.com/store/product/ORICO-Type-c-Cable-Right-angled-Bending-for-USB-TYPE-C-Phones-USB-Charging-Cable-For/1938249_32861347912.html
ebay.com/itm/GSM-Moniter-Line-GPS-Locator-USB-Cable-Pick-up-Data-Line-for-Android-Phone-J-EE/183062110931
youtube.com/watch?v=sjGFIsgtUWc
rbt.asia/g/thread/67008259/#q67011999
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

best way to get cancer and die?

What are the recommended brands for USB cables?
How do you know that these USB cables aren't siphoning your data?
Why are right angled cables so rare?

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Ugreen, Baseus and Orico are always recommend in threads

Use a chink dildo

Ugreen

aliexpress.com/item/VCE-USB-C-USB-3-1/32573320490.html
benson approved

does buying a chink 3d printer and printing a dildo count?

Since I'm already talking about 3d printers, who here has some goldmine for 3d printing, may it be filaments or nozzles or whatever gets you hard

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Is there a cheaper C type USB bracelet than this, but which doesn't look like anal beads?

aliexpress.com/store/product/Bakeey-Universal-Portable-Sports-Bracelet-Type-C-USB-Charging-Data-Cable-For-Oneplus-6-Xiaomi-6/1909710_32878745769.html

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i've yet to fall for the chinky meme, 4 dollars off first time wat buy?

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When will I get my money back after cancelling some orders?

Someone tell me the tin audio t2's are a meme I don't want to spend money atm

>Please don't buy from Wish

My dad is constantly buying from there despite it obviously being as much of a rip off as those tourist markets. How do I get him to stop using that shit? His main point is the "quick" delivery and service but that's stupid anyway.

1-3 days.

Got a lot of new chink shit I want to show and review a little bit...so at first:
>LED USB lights
>5V1A/2A charger

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These LED lights are great! Really bright and I would always prefer warm white. They suck quite a lot of energy. I'm planing to place them all over my room with cables and stuff (will post a pic of that later) and they are also great as portable desk lights with power banks.

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The charger is shit. Doesn't reach the 5V, I told the seller and he will send a new one. Meh. There is one for the same price which is much better >>

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>soldering sponges
>charger
>microUSB cable
>microUSB to USB-C adapters (they fit good)
>metal USB extension (good for LED lamps)

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Here's a Russian review of that charger. (What is it with Russians either reviewing totally shit while trying to slav (slaving=Russian chinking) the chinks or doing the best and most scientifically valuable reviews on Aliexpress? I mostly look for the good Russian reviews.)
>aliexpress.com/item/charger/32498333894.html
I recommend it for it's price and because it does what it promises. But keep in mind that green LED. Could be annoying.

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It still ships out of China, Wish makes their profit by charging extra for shipping when it's actually free. Not to mention the countless normie scam products on there. You could convince him by showing him it's cheaper on AliExpress.

Notice much difference between the two USB testers? When I get mine (right of your image) I'll be able to test it with my definitely-not-chinshit Japanese DMM. I also ordered the cheapest USB adapter for aus plugs, so we'll see how that goes. From what I've seen from big-clive, some USB PSU ICs do end up giving that kind of low voltage.

Yeah, this. Though I'm curious as to what the price differences are. I was going to take a look but even to browse you need an account.

After fucking up with choosing to return my defective shit I just realized I can call fraud with my bank. Even if I get the money a year later at least I'll get it back

What did you buy

I've been bitching for the last 3 days about my mdh9000s

This came in today. Would recommend to get a longer LED strip right away. But I like it because just 0,73€.
Btw what is the correct /csg/-protocol for pen drive testing? Formatting>crystal disk mark>H2testw?

I know that. Tested it also with a normal multimeter. Said 4.88V. In any case too low also the other USB voltmeters are both showing good values on other chargers.

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lads recommend me some good cheap earbuds that will last me at least a year, i had roc zicron for like three months but the cable got fucked

What DMM do you have? I'd also like to see what other anons on /csg/ recommend. I've a HIOKI DT-4252 myself, not that it's anything close to cheap.

Any good chink bicycle chain lubricants or degreasers?

reddit.com/r/wondersofchina
reddit.com/r/gearbestdeals

Any chink ebook readers?

Why not buy on your own country? I also need that for my bike LOL

Too expensive. Kindles are cheaper.

>chink
Please stop using that term. It's racist and degrading. Chinese shit general is slightly less offensive so use that from now on.

Go fuck yourself. Until they stop being conniving assholes I'll keep calling them that and using my good friend the jew to get my money back each time they try to scam me

How about yellow men's merchandising?

Friend, shut up and ship my packages or I leave 1 star

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They don't call me friend, they call me dear.

Dear Friend

No honey for you

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Because I'm a chink cuck.

Headlight user from again. I wore this around the house like a dork last night, with a bit of Chinese packing foam cut to fit between the elastic band and the front of the headlight and battery pack, for added comfort. I didn't have to use glue or anything as the strap holds it in place well enough. The COB emitter works REALLY well for close-up stuff, within 10-15 feet. I brushed my teeth in the dark with it and it was great for that. If you need to see something beyond 10-15 feet, the focused beam emitter has you covered, so you really get the best of both worlds in one headlamp. It's a cool white with a pretty good tint, for both emitters. I'd like warm white, like those new Yuji 5mm LEDs with 97CRI or even Nichias, but headlights, even good, expensive ones, are woefully behind the times in the emitter race. For the focused beam emitter, I would have preferred an orange peel reflector instead of the smooth reflector because smooth reflectors create not so good beam patterns. These are all nitpicks though, I would highly recommend this for anyone looking at a headlamp. The only real major downside is that it uses AAA batteries which means a short battery life, but changing batteries is super quick and easy thanks to the external battery pack.

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FAAK giant horse dong

make sure it's not "awaiting cancellation" because then you need to talk to the seller to get them to approve it

Also the PIR sensing is a secondary mode so unlike a lot of cheap lights you aren't forced to use it.

Thanks.

I bought the shark microSD, 32gb. Much space for porn now. And also, speed wow. Very speed.

Watercooling user here. 8 days passed and I already got 2 parts. Both are working and looking excellent.

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I'd trust it to watercool a lamp. Maybe.

Mastercard purchases have 120 days protection and Visa is covered for 90 days from memory, you should get a resolution within a month usually.

I recommend you don't waste time and go straight for the chargeback if they start chinking out and drawing out the dispute process, this goes for eBay as well.

So a chink at AliExpress finally managed to chink me good. Here is a warning for you. No matter what you write in your disptue comments like "seller pays return shipping" or even if the seller says "he can help you pay return shipping" there is actually no way that he will be forced to pay the return shipping according to AliExpress.

Basically, this charge is on me, even if the item was faulty. So the warning for you guys is NEVER accept to ship it back, unless you are prepeared to pay for the return shipping in full. It is better to not ship it back, but for high-value orders AliExpress will want you to ship it back, if defective.

So here is what I did, I declared the item as I am supposed to with the full value from the order (what I paid). And the taxes the chinks will have to pay now is going to be costing the same as the shipping cost. Serves them right.

Did I do good to outsmart the chinks?
pic for attention.

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No you retard, you should only ever dispute for a refund.

Default cable is shit and they're uncomfortable. Meme status confirmed.

LTT literally just did a video benchmarking stuff like this.

Good luck, keep us updated!

I did. But the seller flipped their shit and added some evidence. AliExpress actually listened to them and told me I would only get a 30% refund for the defective shit, so obviously I didn't agree and shipped it back.

90 days with VISA?
So since the dispute has been dragged out for so long, and I have shipped it back. Maybe, instead of waiting another 30 days until this period has passed, I should open this ASAP with my bank?

Thanks for the numbers. On principal if they don't answer my demands within 3 business days I just go straight to credit card disputes

You have nothing to lose. If anything tell the bank what happened but leave out the parts where you fucked up if you did. The chinks normally give in when banks get involved

Thank you! Im letting it run with some distilled water with vinegar for a quick clean. Probably gonna keep it running the next day-ish until the radiator and the GPU block come in.

Yeah, well, AliExpress will probably ban my account if my bank does a chargeback?
I don't see them giving in because I don't feel like I ever spoke to a human at AliExpress.

which ssds are least likely to fail and are cheap? i need 2x 120gb ssd

Go with Crucial, ADATA or Kingston, and buy them locally. Amazon, Newegg, Rakuten — they constantly run sales on SSDs, and you:
a) getting name-brand storage
b) getting next day, week max shipping
c) getting warranty

Who gives a shit, I doubt they'll do more than ban a certain email address

Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S66990585

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Less likely to fail? probably Toshiba/OCZ or Crucial

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Based

Are there Any good good Mechanical Number Pads?
Are there any good cheap mice?
What's the best cheapest Microphone I can buy for High Quality audio?
Are there any good Right angled USB type C cables? I can't find the Recommended brands with right angled cables.
How do you trust USB cables not to have spyware or viruses preinstalled?

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is the shortwave radios user here? is this TIVDIO V-115 good?

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>any good Right angled USB type C cables
aliexpress.com/store/product/ORICO-Type-c-Cable-Right-angled-Bending-for-USB-TYPE-C-Phones-USB-Charging-Cable-For/1938249_32861347912.html
>How do you trust USB cables not to have spyware or viruses preinstalled?
By just not being retarded to the point of the tin hat.

>How do you trust USB cables not to have spyware or viruses preinstalled?
is this that "vape chargers have keyloggers" thing all over again

stop being a fucking idiot

Fuck off to your loo

>What's the best cheapest Microphone I can buy for High Quality audio?

There's an infographic in the op that will answer that and the mice question. Read the OP

based and redpilled

>By just not being retarded to the point of the tin hat.
oh user, the chink would eat you alive if they could get their hand on you
ebay.com/itm/GSM-Moniter-Line-GPS-Locator-USB-Cable-Pick-up-Data-Line-for-Android-Phone-J-EE/183062110931
youtube.com/watch?v=sjGFIsgtUWc

I am looking short microUSB cables with only power pins connected, any suggestions?

no one?

>not ssb

>ebay.com/itm/GSM-Moniter-Line-GPS-Locator-USB-Cable-Pick-up-Data-Line-for-Android-Phone-J-EE/183062110931

How are you this retarded? Either you can't read or you are trying to prove to everyone that "THE CHINKS ARE SPYING ON US" yet this is so weak I can't believe I'm wasting my time on this.

First off, this isn't even a keylogger, and even if, why the fuck would some random chinese seller send you such a cable that you probably won't even use on a computer 90% of the time? You actually have to worry more about getting this cable from your friends/coworkers than from the chinks because if you would use your brain for once you'd know why. ALSO, this cable has a huge lump on the plug, you really have to be stupid not to notice something wrong with that cable. Go away to reddit and try to scare them there, they would bite for sure.

>How do you trust USB cables not to have spyware or viruses preinstalled?
>Rs.
JUST

>find a clothing shop on ali
>browse just for fun
>seller is selling swimsuits for women
>random women actually put pictures of them in said swimsuits under the reviews

the vaginal jew everybody

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I have had my KZ AETS for over two years now I think, probably one of the best and cheapest IEMs I've ever bought. Though if you can get your hands on some original IEMs from AKG that were included with the recent Samsung phones go with those, these have in my opinion the best sound of them all but can't fault the KZ either, they're both great.

>he doesn't about russian review pics
hello newfriend

Uiisii HM7 is cheap and good.

maniacaldust.bitballoon.com
Knock yourself out.

i've seen guys too

link

>a complete mobile phone with remote listening and command execution, smaller than a simple key/data logger
>use your brain
i don't think you would be able to do that

based

what is this meme

So I got a Benjie S5 for the chink HiFi memes. How I fucking transfer the files without screwing the order of my playlist?
Fuck this order by copy bullshit.

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appreciate it

Good, real time GPS tracker that works in the US with a T-mobile sim card?

And this is why AliExpress actually started to block images from review sections.

I once saw a Russian post a nude of himself in some electronic gadget review section. He then added in additional feedback help I can't remove this please help. For the most part they don't care, there is a ton of people in Russia and the pictures are just there to show you how it really looks, and it's anonymous - a perk we enjoy every day. We all also know Asian fashion can look like shit, so be the good guy and post something about it if you buy it.

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How are CHUWI laptops?

I want a cheapo Bluetooth cable for my T2, and everything I find on Ali has SHURE SExxx written on it. Just advertising, right? MMCX is MMCX?

who here /cat lamp/?

>stay comfy when you are alone
>you have cat lamp
>soft, onahole like sillicone rubber
>squeeze cat to make him change colors
>younare comfy
>cheap on amazon
>made in china with lead poison

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this is either the saddest samefagging that ever was on Jow Forums
or the dumbest memeing summer kids
maybe both

be careful with stocking/pantyhose pics that only show the legs if you're not into traps

Long lasting archive link to this post:

rbt.asia/g/thread/67008259/#q67011999

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>soft, onahole like sillicone rubber
but does it work like one?

nice dubs, pervert

If you're a bong, buy those Nvidia cards that come with free SSDs and flip them.