How can I become as tech-savvy as iJustine?

Apple everything

Spend $5000 at the Apple Store and down a few shots of methylated spirits.

Lick lead paint.

These two

>Good looks
>Camwhoring
>Shilling
Annnnnd you're set!

>literally perfect
>single
Obviously a succubus, desu.

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>IJawstine
>good looks

>How can I become as tech-savvy as iJustine?
Don't have a genuine interest or competence in anything technology related.

That insufferable bitch is still around?

If you don't like iJustine you are literally an incel.

Dont mind if she succs my bus

t. Incel

The term tech-savvy implies some sort of competence, all iJustine does is buy a bunch of Apple shit otherwise she knows fuck-all about tech. Even Our Guy Linus is way more knowledgeable than her.

I had sex just yesterday and I don't like iJustine. What now?

>Tfw skinny
>Tfw white
>Tfw blonde
>Tfw freckles
>The androgynous
>But not a girl

So close.

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Put an " i " before your name

H-How tall are you?

She cried unboxing shit. She shouldn't be allowed to make videos.

>gorgeous
>aryan
>blonde
>loves technology
>not dumb
Why is iJustine not your waifu, Jow Forums?

>>gorgeous
no
>>aryan
no
>>blonde
okay
>>loves technology
doubtful
>>not dumb
good joke

Is she even blonde? Looks like she dyes her hair.

>loves technology
>not dumb

ehm Linus, what is an ethernet cable?

Chin implant

I N C E L S
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blonde hair is generally only idolized by non-white people anyway.
80% of the people you see on the street with light hair are not naturally blonde and those that are generally don't give a fuck.
It's just chinks that want a perfect blonde mommy waifu like in their animes.

1. Use shit.
2. Talk about shit.
3. Be willing to try new shit.
4. As your recognition grows, companies start throwing their new shit at you in hopes of a mention.

Literally Apple marketing agent.
The videos are equivalent to buy now ads on tv.
Are you guys that hungry for pussy holy shit

>ethernet cable
cabled wifi

I love watching her get old and her looks fade

fucking roasties

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>>literally perfect
>>single
Pick one

>anyone who says anything bad about this irrelevant female attention whore is an incel :^)

5'5"

>How can I become as tech-savvy as
get a dual lobotomy
>iJust
also, literally, who?

youtu.be/28lTUkNmdNg

sounds like something an incel would say

and old too

Step back for the real waifu

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>*reads press release*
wow thats a tough job!

No, buy gaymen shit

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linus + ijustine fanfic when

kek

Please kiss me

true waifu !!

I'm a dude you idiot

iJustice is eye porn for pathetic beta tech chinks.

based and redpilled

start taking it up the ass daily

yes and?

She's 38...

She THICC!
Just like how MKBHD likes it.
Can't wait for the sextape.

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>iJustine
Not technology.

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>le edgy swedish hag
No.

haha shitpost is funny

>Yes and?

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top milf

You probably already are.

Drink 20000 gallons of onions then hug Tim cook before getting a iphone x. You may be homeless afterwards, but at least you'll know a lot about apple.

I wouldn't even hatefuck her. I saw her dance for 2 min on an airplane and that's enough for me to want her dead.

This also makes me happy.
I don't know, I don't even hate women or write misogynist comments on Jow Forums. It's a weird feeling.

>How can I become as tech-savvy as iJustine?
A lobotomy

show bob pleas
and vagene
i kiss u
pleas mary me

Justine pls Don't you have a flamethrower dog to walk?

Sauce?

>Nixie Pixel
>Literally a goddess
>Knows Linux
>Is a tech writer
>Has an education
>Ignored by Jow Forums

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but we can't laugh at her if she's competent.

she seems a bit retarded, probably any guy that gets with her goes insane and has to leave her. she would probably be a good crazy fuck though.

I like her and I've watched her videos. Of course carefully cut videos never tell the whole truth and she still might be a horrible bitch, but it seems very unlikely.

she is shit.
just your average loonix user.

>>Has an education
has enormous breasts.

top milf since 18 years old.... aging like milk.

not with a little something something

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user that will make my dick smaller and by hips wider.

>Nixie Pixel
>Literally just a fat ugly whore
>Wears 15 pounds of m(f)akeup
>Puts her face in all her thumbnails to clickbait horny betas
>Wears shirts that show off her boobs
>Only appeal of her channel is that she is a female
>b-but muh female tech jewtubers!
Fuck off. Tech is one of the only hobbies that is not completely infested by whores.

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utters.io/ijustine&iphone

If you know what Ethernet is, you've gone too far

anything over 27 is mommy-tier user

She seems like the perfect woman, honestly. Genuinely geeky, but still physically attractive.

>aryan
LOL look at the nose, u blind?

cuck

Just because I respect a woman doesn't mean I'm a feminist, retard.

unironically this

user did coming out to your parents go well?

Which of the beta cucks in pic related are you?

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Does iJustine fuck traps?

Because I like her even more now

I heard a rumor she doesn't have a bf because she's in a romantic relationship with her sister, who she lives with.

she could be cuter if it wasnt't for that giant ass jaw

>I don't hate women
>except i do

Sort yourself out user, see a therapist.

>iRyan
So this is what it feels like to be tech savvy..

There are pills for that

> Being attracted to women = beta cuck
Faggot

>Obviously a succubus, desu.

Yeah i agree. i dated a really hot hot girl that looked and behaved just like her (its in the eyes)

Needed every single i shiny and even if you gave it to her she wouldnt even put out. Kind a girl that sleeps her way to the top without doing any sleeping or sucking.

Pure Succubus.

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She isn't tech savvy, she's basically an Apple employee.

At least the negro who reviews consumer tech and mobile phones was pretty transparent that he did Jewtube videos for phones and he doesn't care that much for PC hardware.