Jow Forums humor thread

Post em'

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You first.

Fuck off

Alright then... I'll do it myself.

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Alright there. Now we can start the thread

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Go back to where you came from please

Hurrrdurrr let's start another Nvidia VS amd thread rather than this. Fuck off faggot.

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does a running gag like this really need to be screenshotten especially when the joke is already obvious from the OP? i've seen these more than ten times

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Where do I buy this

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I like the recursion

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Does anyone have the video of some Jewish bitch holding a seminar talking about how she hacked her computer game and cops came to her house?
She claimed she was a """""master hacker""""" but she was so fucking stupid that the audience had to help her out to do basic shit. The video was in Hebrew with English subtitles and the only thing that she has done that was "smart" was open virtual machine

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I remember the one where she was literally quoting "deep web" joke images off Jow Forums.

Kek

You must get all the bitches in /desktop/ threads.

is this loss?

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i'd rather have these than shill and retard who can't into /sqt/ threads

Yes that sound really familiar

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fug

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top kek. Most of this shit will be optimised by the compiler anyway

Absolute gold

This can't be the current state of the codebase anymore. Somebody must have fixed it by now.

>Starts class name with a number

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lost

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Didn't you hear?

TinyBuild was supposed to work on it, but YandereDev broke it off because the programmer they gave him wanted to fix the already broken code before adding any more new features. Adding new features to appease the current fan base is more important than optimization or clean-up.

The sad part is, that I can totally see that happening. But adding new features and cleaning up the codebase is not mutually exclusive - sure it might slow new features down a bit, but adding more fuel to an ever growing dumpster fire is just plain retardation.

kekked harder than I should have

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Bump

Bump with actual content you dick

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You need to go back

i know know if i should laugh or cringe

This is how I imagine Jow Forums working

>screenshotten

Cut him some slack, he's probably a kraut past his bedtime.

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I love how mayo is actually a good thermal paste substitute, it just makes this image so much more entertaining.

experienced in the arts of ghetto engineering, i see

The problem is with Yandere-Dev you can't even really call it coding, it's more like vomiting in your IDE and seeing what sticks to the wall.

guaranteed job offers

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who is that?

(you)

Lost

I worked on that thing

Probably a script kiddie.

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This unironically looks incredible though.

A typical incel's terminal session.

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You're welcome.

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>tfw you've blocked for Jow Forums for a full year and there's not a single new image on g humor when you check back once

>When you buy GNU/Linux

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I remember people making these sorts of jokes about the code for Undertale. But at the end of the day, most people on Jow Forums can't program or only code a few toy programs, while these guys are actually out there making mistakes, learning tonnes and building software people actually want to use.

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YandereDev is also a complete autist, watch his streams, he goes apeshit over every little thing

Steve Zuckerberg

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>thinkpad
Nah, moot has one of those giant iMacs and he carries it around with him everywhere.

>implying he doesn't carry a 18k apple trashcan everywhere he goes

>Linus Torvalds
>"Who are they, and what do they stand for?"

lmao

>:(

>buy
>GNU+Linux

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Damn, he looks old. I want my old Billy back

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Im going to pose like this for my new tinder profile picture

This one still gets me.

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bump

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Based RMS

t h i s

screenshot this

>first-in never-out buffer
>number of remaining pins in the function of socket insertions.
This is way underrated

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I made this for you guys IDK if its good its whatever.

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how can one man be so based.

>magsafe
>magsafe 2
lost

DELET

>windows did not shut down correctly
>texas
when will A&M get with the times?

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C++

Everytime.
>the placement
>the mayo
>the way its done so smooth and matter of factly