So why haven't you still switched to Apple yet Jow Forums?

So why haven't you still switched to Apple yet Jow Forums?

It doesn't even have to be the latest revision model / latest model Mac for you to jump the shark and switch over

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Imagine being so fat you look at computers and see food.

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

Imagine being at computers.

Why would I?

Why would I buy used hardware for the same price as new hardware

I AM FAT FUCK

Marketing works wonders on simple minds doesn't it?

Pic unrelated.

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I'm fairly certain the only reason this comic stays relevant is that it gets a ton of play on Jow Forums and then reddit users see it for the first time and post it. It's like a cold virus that spreads from one circle jerk to the next. That would mean this thread is a spitty cough that the OP didn't have enough courtesy to cover his mouth to block.

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Imagine believing FLAK is spelled FLACK
His opinion is null and void

Who the fuck is this stupid ass faggot? I hope he gets AIDS and die.

Why would I spend several thousand dollars on a non upgradeable machine that the company I bought it from refuses to work on when anything goes wrong, claiming their poor design was my fault?

I trolled Jow Forums frequently around 4 years ago and periodically check in every few months to see the state of the board. It is amusing to see this particular comic still getting significant thread activity after nearly half a decade.

Because free stable Linux distros exist that I can install on the perfectly functioning hardware I currently have, all without the insane Apple tax

>mcdonalds is cheaper than fresh fruit
lmao

WHERE'S THE JOKE DOBSON?

Wow, haven't seen Dobson material on here in a while.

IMAGINE

Well, he never bought fresh fruits, so how would he know?

What always got me about this comic is the unmistakable itoddler behavior pattern.
>get an Apple product
>start shoving it in people's faces for no legitimate reason other than giving you the opportunity to endlessly gush about it and get complimented on it
>people start getting sick of it and letting it show
>decide the proper course of action is to go on a crusade defending the superiority of said product even though no one fucking cares and everyone just wants you to stop talking about it for a moment

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Because the only official way to use the software is to buy hardware I don't even want

I tried, and killed an usb thumb drive in the process. Will probably try again once Mojave is officially out, although if it really works out I'll need to buy another SSD and my case is full ... maybe not then.

>start shoving it in people's faces for no legitimate reason
If people are happy with something, they usually try to spread their joy, not paying attention whether others give a fuck or not. It's the same reason your co worker fawns over their stupid baby.

It's pretty funny to me that you don't know what the phrase "jumped the shark" means, but you still used it correctly despite yourself