Someone knocks on your door

Flash my CIA badge and tell them to go play somewhere else.

Any other negroes remember when demons and angels are literal fucking myths in this show instead of the endless waves of enemies?

Slap my cock out and prepare for some brotherly love~

Open the door.

I scream, "YOU'RE IN THE WRONG COUNTRY FAGGOT"

Let's Rock

Wonder how the FBI found me in my home in Bangalore.

Get on the floor.

Do the dinosaur

Tell the Mormons to fuck off.

Show them my pecs so they leave me alone

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Flush my USB sticks I use for illegal shit down the toilet.

Change my wallpaper from loli to regular hentai.

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>Change my wallpaper from loli to regular hentai.
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thecore_fbi_scene.webm

Wonder why I'm colorblind

I get my best human disguise

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Thermite the drives

Start to think that I’m getting arrest for false information in my cr-1 visa for my wife and I would immediately try to think of what I could have stated on the papers that was so bad

Turn off the computer
Everything was stored in a ramdisk
FBI btfo

Demons we're introduced episode 6. The first 5 season were planned out. The show was suppose to end with them basically sealing Lucifer forever and chuck just peacing out

>having to reinstall Gentoo every reboot

you wouldn't store porn in /bin and /boot .. etc anyways so you could have those as normal persisted folders

>tfw no fbi cuck in your contry

So, everything isn't stored in ramdisk, leaving room for forensics to find metadata.

Ask myself when I became color blind.

You can totally do it without metadata
Do not ever persist naughty things to disk
Boot up the system, make sys updates, remount as read-only and use overlayfs with tmpfs or something

steel door and door frame

Hm, I suppose that could work.

How are you restoring the data every time though? Downloading it? That's a whole can of worms being opened in regards to covering your tracks.

lol that just means they don't have to worry about your constitutional rights ;^)

not open it. pretend they aren't there. get a warrant stasis

That's not how colorblindness works.

>look out window
>see men in suits
>ohshit.png
>start protocol VAN
>yell at mom "CODE VAN CODE VAN!!!"
>she ingroes it and says "stop playing games , come downstaiirs and get the door for me, im baking cookies"
>thier gluten free raisin cookies
>day just getting worst
>start deleting my main fiiles on pc, booting up windows
>storing all my porn usbs on carrier drones to drop of a marked location
>mom yell "these fine gentlemen want to speak to you"
>OHSHIT.jpg
>place my last monster cockvore infaltion gas usb on drone
>while im running down stairs hide all my thinkpads under the covers
>going down the stairs
>pants rip
>slip my left leg goes under my 348lb ass and breaks
>shart all over the walls while failing down the stars
>mom is disguised and embarrassed
>suits say "We will come back later, so you can sort your son out. We would love it if you join the Jehovah witness"
>mfw i didnt get vanned

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Keep calm and carry on MY WAYWARD SON!

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It's "everyone walk the dinosaur" not "do the dinosaur"

You should feel bad for this

Trigger the procedure. Press the red button, key combination, run the command, use the phone app I have for the purpose, whistle pulses at the correct frequency... any of the methods will do.
The procedure will shut down everything neatly, starting with powering off the UPS that power the screens. It will also notify people and systems outside the location appropriately.
Once/if they get to the computers, they'll only find encrypted disks. Do not resist arrest, but do not talk to them or give them anything to use against you.
Attorney takes over from here on.

There are no ghosts here, go away.

Cautiously greet the young men who do not look like legitimate officers.

As a reminder, unless they have a court order to do so, they have no right to search your place.
Just get outside and close the door, if you're gonna "chat" with them. Obviously don't tell them a thing.

>What do you want?
>We just want to talk
>How many of you?
>Two
>Then talk to each other

Is this Hackers? I genuinely don't remember that character.
Or much of the movie desu.

>walk to server room.
>yell "just a moment"
>hold down ups power button
>walk back to front door
>open door, step outside, and ask what i can help with

even my fucking router is full disk encrypted user...

>not using a smart outlet and turning it off from your phone in your pocket