Hey Jow Forumsuys. Do you you know where I can get those laser microphones that you point at windows from?

Hey Jow Forumsuys. Do you you know where I can get those laser microphones that you point at windows from?

I'm a huge pervert and my friend/neighbour gets a new girl almost every week, and I don't want to be caught listening next to the fence again. Please help an user out. Listening to moans is better than porn.

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amazon.com/SE-Electronics-Laser-DSLR-Mirophone/dp/B00MGRBO9Q
lifehacker.com/5961503/build-a-laser-microphone-to-eavesdrop-on-conversations-across-the-street
youtube.com/watch?v=WOdjCb4LwQY
detective-store.com/laser-listening-device-spectra-laser-microphone-m-458.html
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> "again"
Wtf

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good thread

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I wonder what that would feel likeā€¦

I am serious.
People also park cars in a street close to my house late at night / early in the morning. I would also like to listen to them.

Anyone? Please I want to order it tonight.

I didn't even know this existed! This is awesome user. Is this what you're looking for? amazon.com/SE-Electronics-Laser-DSLR-Mirophone/dp/B00MGRBO9Q

See I could help you, but I would really rather not.

> I don't want to be caught listening next to the fence again.

Imagine how awkward that must have been

lifehacker.com/5961503/build-a-laser-microphone-to-eavesdrop-on-conversations-across-the-street

>again
Kek. Also build one yourself nigga.

Please share what you hear. This is so weird I must know more.

Top cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=WOdjCb4LwQY

Getting the beam to reflect at a good angle is a pain in the ass.It would be better to get a laptop or something, put a bug into it and sell it to him for very cheap. You could also put in a key logger if you wanna know what he does on the internet.

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Post your results OP if you're getting the tools needed. I'm interested too in your neighbourhood

Give me a quick rundown

too bad the red lazer trail will give you away.

>keyloggers
lol. the age of the windows desktop is over. everyone is on apple devices now. you missed the wild west days.

IR has been supposedly used historically for that reason

hardware keyloggers

Put a high pass IR filter between it, the visible IR on those devices is only used for indication purposes.

you mean this OP?
detective-store.com/laser-listening-device-spectra-laser-microphone-m-458.html

HW requires physical log retrival. good luck with that.

Why can't girls in porn moan like girls irl?

use tiny radio transceiver to retrieve logs by request maybe?

I can't help you user but godspeed. BTW post your shit on vocaroo and link it here