Can you program Jow Forums?

can you program and if so, what languages do you know?

What I know:
Java
C#
C++(learning it)

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HTML
CSS
JavaScript

Nigga I dream in code

C
Python
BASIC
DOS
Batch
PHP
JavaScript

I don't know how to do anything and I'm dying of fear and loneliness.

>DOS
that's not even a programming language. But nonetheless that list is impressive

I love enterprise projects in C too!

c
c++
c--
c#
objective c
object pascal
pascal
sh
python
javascript
java
lisp
erlang
haskell
perl
ruby
go
swift
asm

I think that actually is every single language I've ever written code in.

JS >> 130K Babbbbbbyyyyy
PHP
JAVA

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