>be me >be at work >linux box running SSH at home >SSH into home box on my work computer >work on personal projects on command line >boss checks my screen to make sure I'm not slacking off >pleased to see me working on code
Made numerous comments about gendered language on github while having a twitter bio that includes the word transwoman. Hailed as the future of coding by almost as many sites.
Social hacking is also hacking.
Benjamin Young
>be me >paid intern at a bank >meant to "digitize files", i.e. help everyone use the copier, staple shit together and move folders around IRL >one day look at the computers they have IP addresses on them >Windows+R >CMD >'net stat [IP]' >werkz >'net send [IP] "TEST"' >werkz! >colleague peeks over my shoulder >"What'sthat, user?" >tell her to tell me her IP >net send [her IP] "hiya there" >squeals for joy, tells me she'll talk to all other people that way >but then >I fucked up Explanation: my dad works in the same building >"net send *" >message read >"OMG WTF BBQ" >sent. >2 minutes later, dad storms in the openoffice. >"user, did you fucking do that?" >"You mean the text? Nah." >dad storms off >colleagues come back from lunch >"Hey, user is a hacker!" >colleagues all laugh at ebin hack >come home tomorrow night >dad pissed >"user, it was you!" >confess >but how did he know >"One of your colleagues told me in the lift" >colleague got shitfaced and when dad told him his son was working on his floor, he went "Oh, the hacker kid! He's cool!" >dad then proceeds to tell me how far up the chain it went. >CEO of the national branch is sitting in his office, doing his shit >Suddenly, a warning pops up on his PC >"OMG WTF BBQ" >Apparently, the whole network was interconnected and the message popped up on EVERY PC IN THE FUCKING BUILDING >The morning after the incident, the command was disabled.
And that is how I ebinly hacked GE when I was 17.
Kevin Miller
>friend asks me to fix his Internet >bring my netbook and boot to a X11less OpenBSD >someone looks at my screen and says I'm hacking >suddenly I have a small crowd watching me use ifconfig
Landon Taylor
Why isn't it David Gnuetta
Mason Barnes
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
> get into the bios of 2 pcs at uni > overvoltage cpu > next day 2 class mates tell me those 2 computers blew up on boot
who knows
Landon Roberts
another one > be me playing around with backtrack > attack uni user database > pretty sure they got me since I didn't even use an vpn and admins where pretty based > next year uni drops off his php mess and switches to google
I still don't get why I'm free.
Aiden Sullivan
this.
> social-engineered my way into ADHD meds having good friends and acting skills:)
John Collins
>it's the year 2001, my office building gets new auto-flushing toilets and those fucking annoying sinks that only stay on for 10 seconds at a time >put a sticker over the sensor of one of the toilets so it can't flush >come back the next day >toilet has a mountain of shit and toilet paper in it >come back the day after that >the toilet is now full to the brim with shit and piss, and some shitty toilet paper is on the floor because it wouldn't fit in the toilet >next day >that stall has "out of order" sign on it and restroom still smells like shit >2 days later >the whole restroom is closed now and there's a box fan in the doorway to try to contain the smell of rotting shit (which isn't working) >3 days later >entire floor of building is closed off because of the unbearable smell, my coworkers and I get much-needed time off >1 week later >entire building is evacuated because of the smell, water main is shutoff in preparation of plumber eventually arriving >2 days later >inside of building somehow catches on fire while nobody is in it >no water sprinklers to put out the fire >building collapses perfectly as if it were a controlled demolition set up by experts all because of a fire caused by an unknown source while my city's entire fire department was too busy putting out fires caused by plane crashes in two nearby skyscrapers to do anything about it
James Morales
>12 years old >buy a TracFone with xmas money >buy a 60min card and use a 60min promo code when I enter the card pin >call TracFone customer service >"Hi, I forgot to enter my promo code when I added my airtime" >no problem, what's the card pin and what's the promo code >give info >get an additional 60 minutes >call again and repeat I got ~400-600 free minutes before someone flagged my account and CS started telling me I'd already used the promo code
David Flores
Based hackerman.
Jayden Kelly
samefagging so much it's painful, just go back to Ieddit
Jaxon Wilson
Absolute pleb tier
Josiah Perez
lel
Camden Brown
I constantly save word docs and pdf's with emedded macros that download various Trojans, coinminers, botnet malware etc... When I run across them at work. When I get bored I read thru the documents I downloaded
Grayson Russell
>find out about NTP servers, specifically their usage in DDOS >write a scapy script that searches for these vulnerable servers >Use them to randomly attack websites Was fun stuff, later on my isp disabled ip spoofing, but never got v& for it
Owen Russell
I defaced a NASA website once
Xavier Bennett
>give presentation on how to hack the government in ninth grade >ipconfig /all >ping 192.168.0.1 >do it a few more times >force shut down >"Haha oh damn they must have caught on, hold on let me try again" >do the same thing >typing in random shit to make it look like the matrix is happening >delete my partition >"they did NOT like that I think I just lost all of my data" >get an A for it Fucking nerds lol
Jackson Jackson
>decided to run Kali because surely it was just one big "hack this" button and you don't actually need computer skills >started scanning ports but was kicked by the dorm firewall >was sweating the whole day thinking they were gonna throw me out
>download RatioMaster >randomized upload patterns, downloaded torrents with shitload of users to mask myself >spoofed gigabytes of upload, my ratio was extreme honestly felt like seeing God's face
Charles Hill
>10th grade private school >speech class >assigned to give a "how-to" speech where we demonstrate something in front of the class, no notes, need a visual representation >ima build a PC >take some old parts I had in my room, enough to breadboard >didn't have a power switch >whatever, I'll use a pair of scissors to jump it >the day comes >assemble and explain what each part of the PC is and what it's for >it is time >plug in PSU >class says they saw something spark in it >fuckinnormies.xbe >takepair of scissors I had on my table to jump the board >class starts freaking out, teacher tells me to stop >mfw >never got to power it on >still got an A normies panic over everything
teacher also said something about how the outlet I plugged the PSU into was faulty and had caused problems earlier in the year, so maybe they were right and may have prevented a housefire.
Gavin Powell
I made a program that pings random ip addresses and logs ones that return
Mason Foster
>Scissors Kek. Done the same myself several times
Colton Rodriguez
>Took a class about China's modern history and geopolitics for easy credits >weekly online test back in the days >Most of questions were stuff like showing a picture ans asking "Who is this man?" or "What is this building" with a list of answers to choose from >Open page html source code and check for image anchors >"Mao_Zedong.jpeg" "ChingChangChong_Palace.bmp" >easy credits indeed
>late 00 >every pc in school is running XP >has this retarded whitelist net filter >on each pc individually
>be me >reboot pc thrice >safe mode >admin has no password >delet filter program >stacey can acces her facebook >classmates call me GAMER >ask for help installing pirated minecraft >give them TeamViewer link >they install it >control other's pc >hackerman
Easton James
Fucking addict
Adrian Smith
I did that exact same thing in school, apparently every PC, including the ones in the adjacent school building got a popup. Shit was cash.
Lucas Campbell
this or people that really need it, + anti adhd med are rarely addictive , more of a fear of not being functionnal kind of deal
Jeremiah Walker
did you bang her?
Ayden Lee
kek
Henry Ross
Dude your keyboard is broken. Did you get mad at some facebook post and broke it? lmao.
Luke Long
You have to be 18 years old to post on Jow Forums
Colton Sanchez
>Country has contactless (NFC) bank cards >Buy scimmer >Ride subway to work every day >Successfully get one or two people's card details with the scimmer in my bag >Have no idea how to use them to buy anything or get any money without being caught >Delete the info and bin the scimmer out of fear
>crack some random wifi >recon >stumble on some win7 box >roll in with the eternalblue exploit ez
Nolan Carter
>college dorm freshman year >bandwidth cap throttles you to dialup speeds >disconnect, change my MAC address, reconnect >cap is reset
Angel Ortiz
Since when were amphetamines not addictive? You have no idea what you're talking about. I used to take 150mg and stay up all night tweaking and you can bet your ass I wanted more when I came down.
Julian Stewart
found vuln in uni website. havent exploot or notified anyone yet, might see if campus will pay me to fix.
Thomas Clark
>school computer lab doesn't have messenger disabled >exe.bat >sleep 30000 >net send * "The Matrix Has You" >turn off monitor walk away >swing by a few minutes later to see old lady walking to each computer to click "ok" and close the window on over 200 computers Shit was so cash
>leave USB key with Poison Ivy server in classroom to get into some shithead PC and steal naked pics for blackmailing >principal finds the USB and starts messing with it in his office
that shit was in 2007, thats how I managed to get total control over school marks server.
Brayden Edwards
>modem 30 y.o boomer spotted
Caleb Wright
one day you will be the 30 y.o zoomer
Connor Diaz
t. Brainlet that doesn’t know what a modem is
Aaron Campbell
>be kid >one day notice front of 360 has little hinged doors >peek inside >it's a socket? >wtf.jpg >look online >it's a memory card port (uh okay? who uses that shit anymore right?) >then I find out I can download modified online saves of my games and put them on my xbox >load up borderlands with modded guns >hackerkid360 >all friends call me hackerkid for a month >even friend that uses Linux asked for my modded weapons and called me a "pro hex editor" which I replied you know it!! (I really didn't know what he meant but I think it means binary codes)
Now I lurk Jow Forums daily with the rest of my dudes. That life bros. /comfythread/
Ayden Jones
That explains twitter downtime.
Luis Jenkins
Honeypot
Parker Hall
>High school >In programming class >Teacher gives extrapoints to the best work >Asks us to research what is recursivity >Modify the Wikipedia entry and put OOP description >??? >Profit