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Post times that you were a hacker

>be me
>be at work
>linux box running SSH at home
>SSH into home box on my work computer
>work on personal projects on command line
>boss checks my screen to make sure I'm not slacking off
>pleased to see me working on code

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I hacked into the microsoft website and downloaded extra RAM

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>be me
>installed gentoo

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>try to find vpn around school filter to use Jow Forums
>make diy VPN with raspberry pi

>mom asks me to fix internet
>turn modem off and on

H A C K E R M A N

I mean all these meme examples is basically how real hacking works anyway

>grandma deleted internet
>restored it
>world is at peace again

Manually edited the partition table of my phone with a hexidecimal editor.

>internet connection died suddenly
>reset router
>still no internet
>45 minutes later it suddenly works again

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Made numerous comments about gendered language on github while having a twitter bio that includes the word transwoman. Hailed as the future of coding by almost as many sites.

Social hacking is also hacking.

>be me
>paid intern at a bank
>meant to "digitize files", i.e. help everyone use the copier, staple shit together and move folders around IRL
>one day look at the computers
they have IP addresses on them
>Windows+R
>CMD
>'net stat [IP]'
>werkz
>'net send [IP] "TEST"'
>werkz!
>colleague peeks over my shoulder
>"What'sthat, user?"
>tell her to tell me her IP
>net send [her IP] "hiya there"
>squeals for joy, tells me she'll talk to all other people that way
>but then
>I fucked up
Explanation: my dad works in the same building
>"net send *"
>message read
>"OMG WTF BBQ"
>sent.
>2 minutes later, dad storms in the openoffice.
>"user, did you fucking do that?"
>"You mean the text? Nah."
>dad storms off
>colleagues come back from lunch
>"Hey, user is a hacker!"
>colleagues all laugh at ebin hack
>come home tomorrow night
>dad pissed
>"user, it was you!"
>confess
>but how did he know
>"One of your colleagues told me in the lift"
>colleague got shitfaced and when dad told him his son was working on his floor, he went "Oh, the hacker kid! He's cool!"
>dad then proceeds to tell me how far up the chain it went.
>CEO of the national branch is sitting in his office, doing his shit
>Suddenly, a warning pops up on his PC
>"OMG WTF BBQ"
>Apparently, the whole network was interconnected and the message popped up on EVERY PC IN THE FUCKING BUILDING
>The morning after the incident, the command was disabled.

And that is how I ebinly hacked GE when I was 17.

>friend asks me to fix his Internet
>bring my netbook and boot to a X11less OpenBSD
>someone looks at my screen and says I'm hacking
>suddenly I have a small crowd watching me use ifconfig

Why isn't it David Gnuetta

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

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> get into the bios of 2 pcs at uni
> overvoltage cpu
> next day 2 class mates tell me those 2 computers blew up on boot

who knows

another one
> be me playing around with backtrack
> attack uni user database
> pretty sure they got me since I didn't even use an vpn and admins where pretty based
> next year uni drops off his php mess and switches to google

I still don't get why I'm free.

this.

> social-engineered my way into ADHD meds having good friends and acting skills:)

>it's the year 2001, my office building gets new auto-flushing toilets and those fucking annoying sinks that only stay on for 10 seconds at a time
>put a sticker over the sensor of one of the toilets so it can't flush
>come back the next day
>toilet has a mountain of shit and toilet paper in it
>come back the day after that
>the toilet is now full to the brim with shit and piss, and some shitty toilet paper is on the floor because it wouldn't fit in the toilet
>next day
>that stall has "out of order" sign on it and restroom still smells like shit
>2 days later
>the whole restroom is closed now and there's a box fan in the doorway to try to contain the smell of rotting shit (which isn't working)
>3 days later
>entire floor of building is closed off because of the unbearable smell, my coworkers and I get much-needed time off
>1 week later
>entire building is evacuated because of the smell, water main is shutoff in preparation of plumber eventually arriving
>2 days later
>inside of building somehow catches on fire while nobody is in it
>no water sprinklers to put out the fire
>building collapses perfectly as if it were a controlled demolition set up by experts all because of a fire caused by an unknown source while my city's entire fire department was too busy putting out fires caused by plane crashes in two nearby skyscrapers to do anything about it

>12 years old
>buy a TracFone with xmas money
>buy a 60min card and use a 60min promo code when I enter the card pin
>call TracFone customer service
>"Hi, I forgot to enter my promo code when I added my airtime"
>no problem, what's the card pin and what's the promo code
>give info
>get an additional 60 minutes
>call again and repeat
I got ~400-600 free minutes before someone flagged my account and CS started telling me I'd already used the promo code

Based hackerman.

samefagging so much it's painful, just go back to Ieddit

Absolute pleb tier

lel

I constantly save word docs and pdf's with emedded macros that download various Trojans, coinminers, botnet malware etc... When I run across them at work.
When I get bored I read thru the documents I downloaded

>find out about NTP servers, specifically their usage in DDOS
>write a scapy script that searches for these vulnerable servers
>Use them to randomly attack websites
Was fun stuff, later on my isp disabled ip spoofing, but never got v& for it

I defaced a NASA website once

>give presentation on how to hack the government in ninth grade
>ipconfig /all
>ping 192.168.0.1
>do it a few more times
>force shut down
>"Haha oh damn they must have caught on, hold on let me try again"
>do the same thing
>typing in random shit to make it look like the matrix is happening
>delete my partition
>"they did NOT like that I think I just lost all of my data"
>get an A for it
Fucking nerds lol

>decided to run Kali because surely it was just one big "hack this" button and you don't actually need computer skills
>started scanning ports but was kicked by the dorm firewall
>was sweating the whole day thinking they were gonna throw me out

>be on Napster
>/repeat 10000 ping

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>download RatioMaster
>randomized upload patterns, downloaded torrents with shitload of users to mask myself
>spoofed gigabytes of upload, my ratio was extreme
honestly felt like seeing God's face

>10th grade private school
>speech class
>assigned to give a "how-to" speech where we demonstrate something in front of the class, no notes, need a visual representation
>ima build a PC
>take some old parts I had in my room, enough to breadboard
>didn't have a power switch
>whatever, I'll use a pair of scissors to jump it
>the day comes
>assemble and explain what each part of the PC is and what it's for
>it is time
>plug in PSU
>class says they saw something spark in it
>fuckinnormies.xbe
>takepair of scissors I had on my table to jump the board
>class starts freaking out, teacher tells me to stop
>mfw
>never got to power it on
>still got an A
normies panic over everything

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and now for our exchange student's project... user, why are there sparks? user?!

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teacher also said something about how the outlet I plugged the PSU into was faulty and had caused problems earlier in the year, so maybe they were right and may have prevented a housefire.

I made a program that pings random ip addresses and logs ones that return

>Scissors
Kek. Done the same myself several times

>Took a class about China's modern history and geopolitics for easy credits
>weekly online test back in the days
>Most of questions were stuff like showing a picture ans asking "Who is this man?" or "What is this building" with a list of answers to choose from
>Open page html source code and check for image anchors
>"Mao_Zedong.jpeg" "ChingChangChong_Palace.bmp"
>easy credits indeed

Fakefag

It's a clock :---DDdD

ALLAHU AKBAR

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>David Gentoo

>late 00
>every pc in school is running XP
>has this retarded whitelist net filter
>on each pc individually

>be me
>reboot pc thrice
>safe mode
>admin has no password
>delet filter program
>stacey can acces her facebook
>classmates call me GAMER
>ask for help installing pirated minecraft
>give them TeamViewer link
>they install it
>control other's pc
>hackerman

Fucking addict

I did that exact same thing in school, apparently every PC, including the ones in the adjacent school building got a popup. Shit was cash.

this or people that really need it, + anti adhd med are rarely addictive , more of a fear of not being functionnal kind of deal

did you bang her?

kek

Dude your keyboard is broken.
Did you get mad at some facebook post and broke it? lmao.

You have to be 18 years old to post on Jow Forums

>Country has contactless (NFC) bank cards
>Buy scimmer
>Ride subway to work every day
>Successfully get one or two people's card details with the scimmer in my bag
>Have no idea how to use them to buy anything or get any money without being caught
>Delete the info and bin the scimmer out of fear

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Nope, she was fat.

low test faggot

>crack some random wifi
>recon
>stumble on some win7 box
>roll in with the eternalblue exploit
ez

>college dorm freshman year
>bandwidth cap throttles you to dialup speeds
>disconnect, change my MAC address, reconnect
>cap is reset

Since when were amphetamines not addictive? You have no idea what you're talking about. I used to take 150mg and stay up all night tweaking and you can bet your ass I wanted more when I came down.

found vuln in uni website. havent exploot or notified anyone yet, might see if campus will pay me to fix.

>school computer lab doesn't have messenger disabled
>exe.bat
>sleep 30000
>net send * "The Matrix Has You"
>turn off monitor walk away
>swing by a few minutes later to see old lady walking to each computer to click "ok" and close the window on over 200 computers
Shit was so cash

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>be me
>mom won't let me access the wifi
>I know she changes and saves the wifi in a drawer in the kitchen
>have to distract her
>social engineer my way with the local home depot guys
>get doorbell manual
>hack my Vivint© Doorbell Camera™
>retrieve password
>start shitposting on my phone while my mom wonders why the doorbell keep yelling "you faggot nigger" whenever someones approches

i'm a professor

>leave USB key with Poison Ivy server in classroom to get into some shithead PC and steal naked pics for blackmailing
>principal finds the USB and starts messing with it in his office

that shit was in 2007, thats how I managed to get total control over school marks server.

>modem
30 y.o boomer spotted

one day you will be the 30 y.o zoomer

t. Brainlet that doesn’t know what a modem is

>be kid
>one day notice front of 360 has little hinged doors
>peek inside
>it's a socket?
>wtf.jpg
>look online
>it's a memory card port (uh okay? who uses that shit anymore right?)
>then I find out I can download modified online saves of my games and put them on my xbox
>load up borderlands with modded guns
>hackerkid360
>all friends call me hackerkid for a month
>even friend that uses Linux asked for my modded weapons and called me a "pro hex editor" which I replied you know it!! (I really didn't know what he meant but I think it means binary codes)

Now I lurk Jow Forums daily with the rest of my dudes.
That life bros.
/comfythread/

That explains twitter downtime.

Honeypot

>High school
>In programming class
>Teacher gives extrapoints to the best work
>Asks us to research what is recursivity
>Modify the Wikipedia entry and put OOP description
>???
>Profit

And that's how I approved that class.

kek'd