>mom swapped the frame buffer
Mom swapped the frame buffer
Noah Ortiz
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Asher Lopez
>dad found the repost
Lincoln Ward
>CIA found the O(sin n)
Hudson Parker
>brother found the GNU manifesto
Michael Collins
>uncle found my experimental linux fork and called me a faggot
John Perez
>OP was a faggot
Carter Ross
fucking monkies
did the pilot live?
Tyler King
>fucking monkies
lol
>did the pilot live?
it's a wooden model
Isaac Sanders
so, did he live?
Easton Taylor
It's a model plane and not full scale.
Leo Perez
>little brother caused undefined behavior
Jace Murphy
>so, did he live?
the craft is the size of a human head. you tell me
Asher Lee
DOA
Joseph Cook
alright, let me ask this in a different way, did he fucking live?
Thomas Foster
>alright, let me ask this in a different way, did he fucking live?
would you if you were hit by a 2x4 in the head?
Gabriel Allen
did he die then?
Brayden Bailey
>little cousin deleted all optimization flags from my latest program
Henry Turner
Mom found the make.conf file
Ethan Ortiz
It was remote controlled
Nolan Peterson
he died, didn't he?
Michael Hill
>cat read /dev/urandom
Dylan Diaz
>he died, didn't he?
He might have. I heard he was standing under it as it crumbled.
Do you think you would die if dangerously sharp pointy jaggered splinters rained down upon you?
Juan Cook
This shit has become really abstract.
Actually kinda funny.
Bentley Thomas
how come this is the last thread in the catalog but it says page 8
Christian Mitchell
>Dad doesn't let me use -O3 before my project compiles without glibc
Isaiah Carter
>uncle pentested the backdoor
Matthew Foster
lpbp
Robert Wright
your uncle made sure your backdoor was secure?
Evan Watson
>grandma nukes my anime database with a SQL injection
Gabriel Clark
>sister disabled the --mpi build flag
Cooper Flores
>sister ran " rm -rf ~/* " when she took my laptop to check up facebook
Juan Reed
Not her fault you gave her root you fucking brick
Lincoln Thompson
>my anime waifu ran dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=512 count=1 while I was showering
Anthony Thomas
>my wife's son ran cat /dev/urandom > /dev/sda when i was at work
Jack Kelly
It would be extremely painful.
Hudson Gutierrez
>grandpa refactored the codebase
Evan Long
>my cousin copied ascii array "hentai" over all sectors of my hard drive
Dylan Brooks
F
Jace Powell
grandpa enabled SPECK
Xavier Richardson
No, I'm asking about the pilot in the plane. Did he die?
Juan Bennett
You're a big guy
Andrew Flores
wooden airplane. he asked for dead
Isaac Butler
For you
James Stewart
Yes, he died.
Ethan Howard
Fucking zoomer be grateful once in a lifetime
Cooper Stewart
>Dad left a BASIC program running
>10 PRINT "FARTS LOL"
>20 GOTO 10
my dad would actually possibly do this
John Cox
>BASIC
>not assembly for your platform
I'm disappointed
Jason James
>cousin's step brother's mother's grandpa overrode my v-sync
Jose Reyes
>neighbour's dog factorized my private key
Liam Edwards
>little sister formatted all my drives to ZFS without backing up
Alexander Diaz
he died but he's okay now
Xavier Reyes
my dad's a bit of a pleb
Henry Campbell
That's pretty sad man.
Juan Taylor
do any of us /really/ live?
Dylan Lopez
imaging being this retarded
Isaac Myers
>Half-brother Alejandro left the mutex locked
Hudson Ramirez
That deletes the home directory of the current user. No root required, retard. Run it yourself.
Owen Jackson
>when the camel plays hard to get
Xavier Lopez
>the craft is the size of a human head
How fucking big is your head?
>I heard he was standing under it as it crumbled.
You heard wrong
>
Cooper Jackson
>my anime pillow left me for a guy with more bitcoin
Thomas Rodriguez
>sis read the README
Benjamin Martinez
>grandma introduced a backdoor in the code
Alexander Parker
>cute bf fixed my security hole
Robert Bailey
Could i be able to read it using some command like cat?
Hunter Johnson
>mom reversed the polarity in my graviton field
Colton Cooper
global _start
section .text
_loop: mov eax, 1
mov edi, 1
mov esi, mFART
mov edx, 11
int 80h
jmp _loop
section .data
mFART: db "FARTS LOL", 10, 0
Isaiah Cooper
>Mom launched the cyber nuke
Joseph Torres
You can literally see his head and spinal cord ripping through the air.
Connor Johnson
This. He's now a short stop for the New York Yankees.
Lucas Russell
>mom typed "sl"
Ayden Sullivan
FUNERALOPOLIS
PLANET OF THE DEEAAAAAD
Jordan Butler
Thats almost guaranteed the helmet+mask
The human spine doesnt just pop out like that, your torso would need to basically disintegrate first.
Camden Gomez
>Stepmom rolled my database commits back
William Campbell
>Little sister made a pull request
Andrew Lewis
>Mom recompiled the kernel with -o4
Ian Ortiz
Ryan Perry
>Sister added -fsanitize=adress to production build
Ayden Anderson
cat /dev/sda | strings -n5
Jackson Thompson
>mom left /bin/bash with +s
Colton Cook
Hunter Cruz
>Little sister took a mutex in interrupt context again
Adam Gutierrez
> reloading the arguments every loop iteration
4/10
William Hill
Henry Nguyen
>girlfriend deleted my O(n log(n)) traveling salesman source code
Caleb Bennett
Cat coded and compiled Keyloggers in C
Carter Gray
>mom found the earmuffless global variables
Justin Morgan
>sister in law changed my riced gentoo to include large breasted touhou wallpapers
Gabriel Nelson
>doctor starred the repository
Cameron Kelly
Choo Choo nigga
Carter Thomas
>OP made a r*ddit thread
Christian Richardson
It's clearly a RC plane, retards.
youtu.be
Oliver Howard
>aunt koded with karlie
Thomas Wright
father's brother changed the VNC password
Kayden Jenkins
>Sister found the "Boring Excel Spreadsheets ;)" folder
Jaxon Parker
>mom saw my kernel panic
Jackson Adams
>dad upgraded gcc without emerge -e
Jack Gutierrez
>Farted and left a stain on the DXRacer....again.
Cameron Mitchell
ok this one got me
Chase Watson
>flatmate deleted system 32
Nicholas Ramirez
>grandpa executed the F00F instruction