Emoji programming

For the love of all that is holy, no.

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>latinx

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>Jews in machine learning

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>* for concatenation
what fucked up language is that
why can't + be used

Looks very similar to python, but python has str() not string(), and uses + for concatenation. It's also running on what looks exactly like a Jupyter notebook that I've used with python before.

>inb4 it's python 4.0 beta
>inb4 this is the future of all programming languages

It's Julia.

I just assumed that was the woman's name, which on closer inspection it certainly isn't.
>The most notable aspect of Julia's implementation is its speed, which is often within a factor of two relative to fully optimized C code (and thus often an order of magnitude faster than Python or R)
Actually not bad sounding for someone like me who uses python for physics, often differential equations. Fuck emojis though.

If your layout doesn't have emojis is deprecated anyways.

>Director of diversity and Outreach

That's it, I'll also add random titles to my name.
>user Anonavitz
>Meme analytics / Shitposting guru
>Ph.xD at the Jow Forums institute of FizzBuzz

docs.juliadiffeq.org/latest/

Chris Rackauckas this guy shill a lot diffeq libraries.

Julia is actually pretty good. Thankfully they don't make you use emojis.

What do you use it for?

I've not done much serious with it yet, but I'm strongly considering it for future projects.

I've mostly been waiting for 1.0, which came out today.

How similar is it to python? To be honest that's what I have the most experience with, learning Julia sounds like a good way to sound not like a shitlord.

>emoji programming
>cat obsessed woman

Wow.

Begins very cool
docs.julialang.org/en/latest/

Julia 1.0 begins julia 0.7 with deprecated features remove.

Fucking plebs the lot of you. What variable name is more concise and descriptive than a tiny picture of what you are trying to represent?

>juliacon
I feel honoured

Source on the video?

I don't even know how to type emojis...

Literally down girl photo.

That's capitalism. Many people, not enough jobs. The 8hr work day meme means that they have to invent jobs for people to do. And this outreach shit is basically just a pyramid scheme, your job is to literally find more people for the outreach department so they can get more people. What's the point of an outreach program once all the positions have been filled? Easy! Make new positions. Pay them a salary, which is just numbers on a screen, they pay taxes and buy shit. These companies can do this because they rely on real value created for virtually nothing in the third world. Why do you think Apple keeps upping prices of cell phones? To pay people for bullshit jobs to keep the Western economy running.

Capitalism has run its course. A new crisis is coming that will be worse than the one in 2008. Difference is that governments won't have any money to bail out the market again.

Big war, lots of destruction, many casualties with a large reconstruction effort after. Remember the prosperity of the 50s? Yeah, get ready for the good ol' days of war and recovery. I wonder who the next villain will be? Putin? A new villain will rise from obscurity? Hitler was a corporal that couldn't get into art school.

I hope you're ready.

No, the source of the liveleak gif.

>Literally down girl photo.
what did he mean by this???

True capitalism would mean not giving loans to enable people who intent to study diversity in the first place.

>muh real capitalism has never been tried
Doesn't matter, this is the version of capitalism we have and if we continue down this path it will doom us. Will the billions around the world stand for this shit? In the West we have comfy lives, but the other 80% of the planet has nothing to lose.

>buy shit
it's consumerism, not capitalism. the fact you earn money doesn't automatically mean you'll spend it on luxury consumer shit, but it is very likely as the pressure from the industry and society is very high and the overall resilience and imagination of the average wagecuck is very low. on average, the more you work the more you consume, since you have to justify your high salary somehow but feel like you have no time to do (or even think of doing) anything meaningful.

But you're implying that the solution is to steer away from capitalist systems like open job markets, not to remove the non-capitalist things such as interest-free student-loans, state-given scholarships, etc.

Poor people in developing countries are getting richer constantly, and if third world countries start developing they too will start to take off. The technology, knowledge, infrastructure etc. is already present for new countries to enter the global economy as producers. Wages in developing countries are going up as they become developed, so there will always be room for a less developed nation to gain economic status by selling labour. Just like England did in its industrial revolution, as did China under Mao.

Some say we may be nearing a stage of prosperity efficient enough that every person only needs to work maybe as low as 5 hours a week to have a comfortable life and a stable economy. But how might the resulting attitude towards work change modern consumerism?

thanks for redpilling me

>Some say we may be nearing a stage of prosperity efficient enough that every person only needs to work maybe as low as 5 hours a week to have a comfortable life and a stable economy. But how might the resulting attitude towards work change modern consumerism?

it is entirely possible, even now, for a lot of highly paid city workers to either drastically reduce their working week, or their working year and have a comfortable life, but in most cases the individual chooses not to do it because then they'd have to decide for themselves what they want out of their own life. a horrifying thought, i know. the economy would be largely unaffected because a lot of these jobs are extremely inefficient and involve a lot of "highly paid time-wasting".

>chrome integrated emoji menu
>Error: No text entered.

Think about where value comes from. Ignore Ricardo and Marx's labour theory of value. Just think common-sensically. You take raw materials, put machine-assisted labour to them and you get a product that can be used to perform a useful function. The value-creating jobs have been moved to the third world. The first world jobs are either selling the finished products, finance and managing. There is no value created in the west any more. Which of these two jobs is not infrastructure-dependent, coder or carpenter? Most of the jobs in the West require that "civilisation" exists. If there is no electricity, what good is a coder?

Wages in the third world are going up very slowly. If you think 8+ billion people can live like we do (3 bedroom apartment/house, car, vacations, etc.) you're deluding yourself. Our system requires that a large portion of the people work for very little so that a minority can have a lot. I live in Denmark, and while the 'poor' baseline is middle-class living, still 10% of the population own over 2/3 of the wealth. Is that fair? What have the top 10% of the planet done to deserve a lifestyle that is beyond the imagination of the other 90%? Are they able to work harder? Make more? No. They're just the lucky recipients of the wealth that is produced.

Is socialism the answer? Maybe. I just know that capitalism is not the best we can come up with. And yes, I'd rather 8+ billion people live communaly, with enough to get by, and companionship, friendship, hanging out with fellow humans, expression and becoming the best person you can be is much better than a small fraction living lavish lifestyles while the rest of us work all day just to have an acceptable life.

We can't all be CEOs, we need janitors as well.

And yes, we can work 4-6hrs a day and still be as productive as we are now. So why aren't we? I'm guessing that the 'powers that be' don't want a population that has free time to think, freely associate and organise.

>it's another episode of Jow Forumsentoomen roleplaying as economists, screeching altrighters, philosophers, and sociologists all in one sitting

>Fuck emojis though.
I mean this is clearly just to demonstrate that Julia can deal with Unicode. I'm currently writing a simulation in Julia, and you could actually use mathematical symbols in your variable names. So instead of writing

p_gradient = ..
or
gradient_p = ..
you could just write
∇p = ..

Which I guess could be kinda neat and bit more tidy, but I'm slightly too pussy to use it right now, as I'm afraid it might screw up things later or make it more annoying to debug.

Otherwise, Julia looks pretty neat. I'm already curious if my new implementation of our current algorithm is going to be blazing fast, or I've just wasted a year of my life...

what's hilarious to me is that latin people don't actually want this, or even know about this, it's just white people deciding to do stupid shit and shitting all over their language which uses gender on words constantly.

any x-American racial group is completely fucking inbred and ruining it for everyone else
there is no exceptions

If I had to repeatedly type variables with unicode characters in them I would hate it. There is no good reason to use characters that can't be typed with a standard layout keyboard.

But remember that CEOs and managers are valuable people. You can't have a company where all decisions are elected by mass voting of unskilled workers and expect these decisions to be as optimised as those of a single person who has studied and practiced for a significant amount of time to learn how to efficiently lead a company. And do not underestimate the hours of sleep lost climbing the corporate ladder to become a CEO, that's no amount of effort to smirk at.

WTF I love Julia now.

Now type an algorithm wiith a bunch of variables and you have to ctrl+c ctrl+v variable names around and/or you have to use the mouse for your emoji selection dialog.

Job security, man. These total retards will be writing garbage software for decades, thus ensuring actual engineers will have continuous work as highly paid consultants.

What the rich have done to get that money is essentially to make most of it up by getting other people in debt and spending that debt as if it was money, because they made it into money (calling it credit). This isn't capitalism, this is usery. And it was illegal until banks bribed politicians into allowing it and killed off dissenters and paid anyone who knew how bullshit it was not to talk until everyone forgot. The reason shit gets made in third world shitholes is because fiat currency is actually worthless so its exchange value can be somewhat freely manipulated (and there often aren't as many laws and regulations there).

And by the way, the reason 8 billion people can't live like that is because of all the resources it would take. The planet simply doesn't have enough, especially safe spaces to put all the garbage the modern/western lifestyle produces.

oh fuck what have i done

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>That's capitalism. [...] that they have to invent jobs for people to do.
Why would any capitalist pay someone a wage if the labour produces less income than what it's paid for?
> Why do you think Apple keeps upping prices of cell phones?
Because it maximizes revenue. A $0.01 with hundreds of million of customers wouldn't add to much, neither does a $10,000 iphone with like 10 customers.
>I wonder who the next villain will be?
Iran

Not the same video but she's showing the same things. Go to 30.00 to see the cat thing
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Do people actually believe there's a such thing as a capitalist society anymore?

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Best Julia

How do you discuss that with a group in a meeting?

>So we have frown face, poo with eyes, asian skinned thumbs up, and the space alien declared globally, and you can use the red angry face function to either turn on or off multithreading based in the value of asian skinned thumbs up, but it only prints to terminal if poo with eyes is > frown face.

>And yes, we can work 4-6hrs a day and still be as productive as we are now. So why aren't we? I'm guessing that the 'powers that be' don't want a population that has free time to think, freely associate and organise.

'powers that be' are quite happy for you to be a mindless consumer, but they can't force you to be one. problem is, most mindless consumers are happy to be just that.

You know you can program them to keys, right? I don quantum dynamics, and it would be nice to be able to use Ψ in my code

>There is no good reason to use characters that can't be typed with a standard layout keyboard.

While I see your point, my example above is demonstrative of a situation where compact variable names might be easier to read in an algorithm. I'm honestly a fair bit sick of

grad_epsilon_hat_prime[i,j,k] = ...

make it stop

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>lol capitalizm sux!!!
do you have any better ideas

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I will fucking punch any faggot I find coding with emojis. No one will blame me

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>implying Caltech needs any more diversity

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if I decide to quit my job and go out in style this is exactly what I'll do

Wasn't there an user in a DPT who used this and recommended it a year ago or so?

It can be a good idea to introduce kids to programming, not in a work environment

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it says Juliacon in the upper right, so i assume Julia

looks like just another scripting language anyway, in that case python masterrace

fucking python addicts.

>His language does not have a Director of diversity and Outreach

Salad without eggs, for example.
One can spare plenty time and horizontal real estate, shorter lines, more efficiency!

Never, in my entire life ...

>Director of diversity
>Mac
>Safari
>(((JEW)))piter notebook
Pol was right all along

>(((JEW)))piter notebook
Is it that bad?

No

I can type λ by pressing ctrl+\

It's easier than typing out lambda every time

cute

>>looks like just another scripting language anyway, in that case python masterrace
Julia uses a JIT compiler. It smokes python.

Anything that isn't ASCII should not belong into programming except if you want to use string, and I'm not even C K&R programmer. That's just retarded idea only woman could come up with.

would bang the 2 asians girls?

...they are girls, r-right?

Try this one.

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Either all societies are capitalist no matter how hard they try not to be, or none of them really ever are, depending what you mean by a "capitalist society".

Why are we talking about this in a thread about using certain unicode characters as variable names?

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stockpiling beans, ammo and gentoo dvds right now

take what you want and kill people who try to stop you