How come you haven't made something like this for your gf/wife yet? Don't have the 1337 coder skills to pull it off?
How come you haven't made something like this for your gf/wife yet? Don't have the 1337 coder skills to pull it off?
>using your phone to blink a light for attention instead of just calling the person
Id rather program a waifu then make the equivalent of a cow bell for some 3d pig.
>tfw no little sister with mouse tier intelligence
I just call her honestly. I usually make her into a lovely rope bound model though, which is better
Plot Twist: the little sister is literally 2 years old
What a shitty birthday gift. I hope she gives him a book about autism and how to talk to people normally.
Plot twist: The boyfriend is related to moot and deletes random threads except for CP he posted
>450lbs
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH FUUUCKING FAT FUUUUUUUCK
>not having sex with your pet
It's literally the purest form of friendship
Because the light would always be blinking, he didn't think this through at all
>my little sister's boyfriend
is he a pedo
Fucking kek you underrated bastard.
I may be a doormat but, I'll never be that much of a doormat
So a baby monitor?
no, a sick bell for attention whores.
You need an app for that?
I thought all you need is a home screen shortcut to call someone.
My 2d waifu is always with me.
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>Race: White
Dios mío...
Having no respect for yourself and your time will lead to you getting cheated on, being a cuck or getting divorced.
this guy gets it
Fucking lost
Unknowingly to her, sold the system to a nightclub. Made a fortune.
This is a cute idea, thanks.
>white
>t. height starts with 5
I put a webserver in my room and had it display a button that just said "beep" to the public internet. It made the internal PC speaker beep.
I'd tell my friends about it. One time I think someone randomly port scanned it and beeped me from the Ukraine.
In reality the boyfriend just assumes she needs attention and the light is superfluous. The app does nothing
This. Roasties are a scourge.
I knew a guy back in high school who gave a small device to his girlfriend that beeped his phone number when she pushed a button. She could call him from every payphone without paying a penny.
kek'd