>It's the year 2050
>I bring my brand new MacBook pro with 8k retina display to the local coffee shop
>I sit down
>I write down some code
>I'm trying to make a Hello World program in JavaScript with Node.js, Electron, React, and all that jazz bundled in
>I eventually finish writing code
>The program weighs in at 200MBs
>I run it
>The fans on the MacBook start spinning up faster and faster
>The MacBook bursts into flames
>I try to fan the flames, but end up accelerating the fire
>Panic
>Kick away the burning hunk of metal under a patron's table
>The coffee shop is now an inferno
>The other customers are now running away and screaming
>I managed to escape out the front door
>As I look back, the flaming coffee shop has now collapsed on everybody
>No survivors
>mfw
It's the year 2050
kek
Sounds accurate
nice fanfiction bro
Population is declining because of so many gay mac users
>The fans on the MacBook start spinning up faster and faster
FAKE
jim i will never buy a pass fuck you
This could've very well have happened in the current year.
More like
>hit run
>npm requires 8TB worth of dependencies
>brand new MacBook
>JavaScript with Node.js, Electron, React,
non of this will still exist in 2050
I'm quite sure people used to say the same about C++ back when it was also near unusable.
>the year is 2012+6
>Be a Mac user
>Suckle from the rotting teat of Steve jobs
>Your new laptop from the brand you worship catches fire giving you full body third degree burns and destroys your house and all your worldly possessions
>First thought after waking up in the hospital is "I must have been using it wrong"
A**le is dying and they're trying to take as many of you with them as possible.
>Be me
>year 2050
>decided to wake up early and go to coffee shop
>find a comfy spot close to wall outlet to charge my thinkpad
>start working on the project the boss gave me
>serious coding begins
>15 mins into coding I see some hipster fag walk in
>guy is really obnoxious but whatever
>ignore him
>10 more mins go past
>I look up to see flames shooting out of every opening of this guys laptop
>look closer at the make
>*autistic screeching*
1 trillion dollars :)
It’s all downhill from there. Screen shot dis
I'm sure by then your computer will be just a terminal and everything will be in The Cloud(tm).
I should stop drinking coffee
It still is.
MACTODDLERS BTFO
Perhaps if you're Cnile.
Apple is gay.
Based "Apple is gay" poster.
one day you'll interact with a woman and realize gays were right all along
Based basedposter
>t. macfag
ITODDLER ETERNALLY BTFO
based dubsposter
based dubschecker
>It's the year 2050
>install some old ubuntu disc
>try to browse the internet with it, but the browser is incompatible with [cancer language that somehow replaced javascript]
>It just interpret it as text, and the admin password is just stored on the code in plaintext
>try to use the password and just deface the front page with some old memes
>the whole tech world gets in panic and call all the authorities because their infallible security was somehow breached
>try to fan the flames
Do you know what this means? Decent shitpost otherwise.
>cancer language that somehow replaced javascript
as if you could design a language more cancerous than js
Good ol' PHP
>the internet has a front page
Truly a dystopian age
Give google a few more years unchecked and it might.
It basically does now, it's google.com. Everyone with an internet access (save for the biggest autists who think botnet can be escaped) visits it several times a day.
>>the internet has a front page
>reddit
XD
>It's the year 2050
>Using inefficient client-side software instead of subscribing to Apple's premium IDE service for just $799.99 a month (cheaper than a latte with extra syrup)
What are you, a loonix nerd?
yikes
>2050
>applel are still playing catchup with their ancient 8k trash
lmao
>Node.js, Electron, React, and all that jazz
>The program weighs in at 200MBs
fake and gay, there's no way it was that small