Samsung Galaxy Note 9 launch thread

Livestream link (starts at 11:00AM EDT, 8:00AM PDT, 03:00PM GMT):
youtube.com/watch?v=6xBOkiSdo1I

Samsung Galaxy Note 9 rumors: Release date, specs, price, and features:
androidcentral.com/samsung-galaxy-note-9

What features do you expect? What price do you think it will be?

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anandtech.com/show/13200/samsung-unpacked-2018-pt2-live-blog
youtube.com/watch?v=Dw_oH5oiUSE
youtu.be/uL99tRQR9W0
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>What features do you expect?

Return of the Note 7 feature list except with even bigger more flammable exploding batteries

DOA

who would buy this gook pile of garbage when you have a cheaper chink alternative with the same quality

If it has:
>SD Card support
>Android 8
>At least 64GB of storage
>Headphone support
>No notch
>???
I may buy.

Bingo all this + a pencil.

for this money I'd rather get an iphone X

no stylus tho

Enjoy your overheating.

anandtech.com/show/13200/samsung-unpacked-2018-pt2-live-blog

Live blog for those who don't want the cringefest.

according to leaks the phone will have up to 512GB of internal memory, pair that with a 512GB MicroSD card and you've got a phone with 1TB of storage space on it

s9 owner here,
any reason for me to watch this?

what are you trying to say?

If you're saying the mSD standard technically supports more, that's correct. but why would you say 1TB? The standard supports up to 2TB mSD cards, but the largest currently produced is 512GB, meaning the on-board 512GB + a 512GB mSD card is CURRENTLY the largest capacity you can achieve.

Technically if a 2TB mSD card were released though it could support that for 2.5TB total.

No, identical SoC (maybe a slight bump in clock speeds on CPU or GPU side), and mostly identical software.

The only difference is the extra potential RAM, extra storage, larger battery, and stylus. If you don't use a stylus now, you probably don't need one, or you'd have gotten the Note8.

those looped ads were well done, i chuckled sensibly

rekt

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>black woman as a symbol of challening standard tech conventions

based enlightened samsung

Why samsung note weren't sold in Europe for a while? In the Euro country I'm in they're still hard to buy. The same as stylus Samsung tablets. I'd like to buy either because stylus is pretty cool and no chink device offers real pressure sensitive styluses.

It is fun to watch this dude talk
>ello

>letting this guy host
>not provided subtitles
i'm already saying no

Not sure if I am getting better at understanding him, or his english has really improved in the last 2-3 years, but this is easier to understand than the last few times i've heard him speak.

touchwiz is still shit

>Net vershun not povefool mobal divas

>being this much of a brainlet

he should just talk in south korean and have a translator DESU

I assume this is based on your experience with your Galaxy S3.

Completely representative of current touchwiz, obviously.

Meh, it's honestly not as bad as it used to be, 3-4 years ago I'd have agreed. But he IS getting better with the pronunciation. Good for him. Wish I could improve myself to that degree.

Will it spontaneously combust?

>Google play edition note 9
I'd buy the shit out of it

Galaxy S9 actually

you don't have Note 8 available?

RDR 2 trailer is out: youtube.com/watch?v=Dw_oH5oiUSE

but dis not deh wourld we rive in rite nao :'(

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>I got beaten with a rifle by a DPRK soldier in 1969 and I have gone on a multi decade long crusade to gain control of Samsung to end the North Korean menace, here's some phones to fund that, pls buy

herro prease bai my note 9 fone fank yuo

t. DJ Cohen

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onry saaAAAaamsung

God damn now I have to get a ps4

based desu

because shit exploded

Seriously though I can not understand a word this man is saying.

>>What features do you expect?
According to their last commercial
Gender-queer dancers on NY streets
6 ft (6'8" with giant afro) 240lb "community organizers"
and children of indeterminate race and gender watching Hulu

>all these people who speak a single langauge (english)
>making fun of someone who grew up speaking Korean, and now speaks nearly fluent TECHNICAL English with good pronunciation.

Wewlads, i'm sure your korean skills would be much better than his english.

Are you mentally ill? His english is actually great compared to what it was years ago. If you can't understand that level of english, how the fuck do you order something in the drive-thru? That shit is 1000x worse than his english.

It is the first note sold since 3 or 4, I believe. And is horribly expensive, costs almost twice as much as the samsung tablets with pen.

can we stop with the buzzwords and get actual info

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Yeah but he'd make fun of us too so it's okay.

This is the first Samsung thing I've ever watched m8. I understand that they're a Korean company, but can't they find someone who speaks english that is fluent and understandable to Americans?

I'm an American, who only speaks english.

His english is actually great. No issues with understanding at all.

Seriously, are you listening to him or just freaking out at the slightest accent and ignoring what's being said?

its cute

>white guy brought on stage to explain the details
+1

There you go burgers, listen to the jew

Koreans will be back out, just wait

It's the first Note since the Note 5 from 2015. Note 7 released in 2016 got recalled and discontinued after they started exploding which explains the gap.

I need to actively listen to him, I can't just listen normally.

See? This guy who just came on is completely understandable. If I don't put most of my attention on figuring out what he's saying, it sounds like "Hhrhghhrhh NOOOTE NIIIINE"

I understand he's a figurehead, but christ.

for FUCKS sake we get it already you dumb faggot, he is technically sound. It's still annoying to listen to. KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT.

>implying thats gonna prevent people from reporting and meme the fuck out if it

DID EVERYBODY SEE THAT? EMPTY SEATS

They surfed over it like it was something to be impressed by

>New colours
Not what I'm going for faggot

Note 5 was announced but never sold here

>REEEEEEeeeeeeee different people shouldn't be in my life

>better battery

Is this their big selling point?

>128gb minimum
>512 version
oh daddy

>it can last you a day now

wow congrats on catching up to literally every other phone

>TECHNICAL
Not sure how it is in Korean but I found technical vocabulary much easier in French since the words were mostly all new thus most of the time they weren't quite so different

>1 TB
>10nm

>4000Mah
That seems small. I was thinking 7000.

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ah yes, seems you're right actually, they never launched the Note 5 officially in Europe.

>fortnite exclusive
here it comes

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FORNITE

FORTNITE

lol look at this fuckign nerd

It's the same for korean, but the fact remains, the dude has obviously put a lot of work into his english compared to previous years. No point shitting on him for trying.

>fucking fortnite on stage

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Were you expecting a 1" thick phone? Or are you just a moron?

>fortnite

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>starting right now
let me check google play

>FORTNITE

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It's out on Galaxy Apps

Tim Sweeney
The true nerd

has there been a rumored price?

>Samsung has a partnership with Fortnite fags
>For "serious gamers"

It's over

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Why is this stupid fucking game so popular?

SAMSUNG GALAXY NOTE 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>not on google play
figures
>exclusive skin that requires phone purchase
wew, imagine paying $1000 for a single DLC item.

Oof

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>$1100

>curved display
into the trash it goes

good guy user
time to plug in dualshock 3 and see how this plays

Well it's galaxy exclusive, go to the galaxy app store and it's there.

Already have it downloaded.

Doesn't the chronic overheating and thermal throttling problem bother you? It's so bad it lost to the Note 8 in a speedtest.

youtu.be/uL99tRQR9W0

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>half an hour of s pen charge
o im laffin wtf who okayed this

...the charge is only needed for the bluetooth functions, the pen itself works without battery just like it always has.

MR DOODLE IS A FAGGOT

This guy made a career out of scribbling

My appeal for the note 9 is shrinking with every guest

DEXED

>S pen selfie
>now thots can't say no to those delicious doggystyle pics because you know they have a note and won't have to deal with some awful timer app

Samsung truly is a pioneer

there's no controller support

dex looks like it will gangbang the vaginal fluids out of your battery