What is your hacker name?

It would be really funny if hackers actually did wear ninja suits while hacking. "I'm behind a computer screen, but I still feel the need to physically conceal my identity, just for good measure."

Revolver Ocelot

Well its either a ninja suit or tape over the webcam

Elliot

Poopooboi-supreme

And I'm all outta tape.

Ya mama

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>ninja suit
>not nylon socks
Kids these days... *sips*

thighhighchan

Panfu28

AnonymousLegion69

TorMan

Uphay

Anonymous

Pepehands

Microsoft Tech Support

Jow Forums

Some people call me... Jow Forums...

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Zero Cool

vulva

Pajeet

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eman rekcah

Lucky for me, my Thinkpad T410 doesn't have a webcam.

The Delhi Butcher

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ArchPC

Linus_Stallman

axe_africa

Jow Forums

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8HZWANIP

hunter2

It's my real name, Bill Gates.

ThunderMufin DinduNuffin

wildo_the_dildo

Why is your hacker name my porn name?

MrPooInTheLoo

GushingGranny69

Well this explains all the dick pix in my inbox... if you get a knock on the door from some suits screen cap this and show this to them

Seth Rich

Beat me to it

J0h97m17h

NOTaHacker

TyroneMcShekelstein

Nigerian Prince
TorToise
Hckrman
Ligma
Counterstrike.exe
TormenTor

And lastly, Dr phil.

DarkMoonAnus72

d4rkg0d

Emacsimum_PAIN!!!!!

Wait, no... Emacs_Payne

420gunzmaster2004

Pu5y_L1Ck3r

Nigger McFaggotson

Robert Woofer

user-gnu-mous

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n3gr01d

This thread sucks. I clicked on it thinking there was going to be a menu where you use the last 2 digits of your post to generate a name . This is gay.

Zezima

gib money pl0x

ah i see you are a man of taste as well.

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00ga_B00ga_CIAman

nUmB^d1gGeR

Deepthroat

Crash Override

xxxHackGibsonsxxx

vb.net hacker

Have any of you ever heard the album "Trout Mask Replica" by Captain Beefheart? Probably not. I am infinitely superior to you neckbeards in every single way and my superior taste in music attests to that. I'll bet you lack even the basic ear training necessary to appreciate this Cadillac of the arts.

You will all repose forever in your mother's basement, autistically yelling at your computer screens while the noise of some stupid primitive electronic drum music pounds ominously in the background, screeching for your mother to bring you more tendies. I, meanwhile, will be reclining in perfect ease on my plush leather sofa, sipping a dry martini and listenting to the soothing refrains of the noble Captain Beefheart, crooning away the sounds of the human soul as every woman you have ever loved from afar slobbers on my superior schlong in ways you can only imagine.

Enjoy your virginity, neckbeards.

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BigGuy4u

Carlos

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proudBurger

How many years has the average modern artist spent studying the art of music? Did they study under any other musicians? Are their songs just endless repeats of the same three notes and 2 sentences?
Can they tell me the difference between Ionian, Dorian, and Mixolydian modes? How about the difference of the keys of A Major and f# minor? How about a Coda?
You see its more than the instrument, the very way of composing music has gone from "How do we inspire emotion and provoke thought from our listeners?" to "Let's just do a catchy tune, throw in some shitty lyrics, and also crank the bass to 11"
Have any of you ever heard the album "Trout Mask Replica" by Captain Beefheart? Probably not. I am infinitely superior to you neckbeards in every single way and my superior taste in music attests to that. I'll bet you lack even the basic ear training necessary to appreciate this Cadillac of the arts.

You will all repose forever in your mother's basement, autistically yelling at your computer screens while the noise of some stupid primitive electronic drum music pounds ominously in the background, screeching for your mother to bring you more tendies. I, meanwhile, will be reclining in perfect ease on my plush leather sofa, sipping a dry martini and listenting to the soothing refrains of the noble Captain Beefheart, crooning away the sounds of the human soul as every woman you have ever loved from afar slobbers on my superior schlong in ways you can only imagine.

Enjoy your virginity, neckbeards.

fuckyoufbi

Nice blog, faggot.

xXx-DarkFighter-xXx"); drop table Users; --

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installgen2

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Jow Forums

Codubi

Tbh thought it was a good idea at the time and used my baby girl's name

The Dark Master

(also known for my Xbox Live gamer score)

Big Stripper Mike

Big Stank Dick Dad

l33t

Sir Hacksalot

Mr Hands

MumbaiCumpie

David Duke

nA1LZ

.-==-.

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