> Meet suicidal attention whore at some random con > Bitch gets suicidal and ends up in the psych ward > She's so insane even drugs won't help her not be a psycho bitch > Support her every day for a year > Call her daily > Eventually Stacy wants to fuck me > Okay whatever whore pull your pants down > After I'm done fucking her raw and spanking her ass red suicidal bitch calls me up > Stacey picks up, tells her to fuck off, my dick belongs to her now > Suicidal girl utterly BTFO > Realize I'm tired of her shit > Don't call her up again > Dies in 2010 > Don't feel a thing, good riddance biatch > Never saw the stacey again either, never gave a fuck > Continue to eat shit from my foot as I always have > Daydream about fucking underage girls Is this the most alpha man that ever walked earth?
I think there's a lesson to be learned about suicidal™ girls. The majority of the time they're feeling down because they have a problem they refuse to acknowledge and face head on. They're not only stupid but content they bought themselves more time or skirted the problem again and again.
Point is they're the kind of people you don't want to be in a relationship with in the first place. They need to fucking grow up.
>"boo hoo, I'm ugly, fat, lazy, and unloved" Why don't you fix that then?
Parker Campbell
I remember there was a meme a while back about stallman being gay until people learned he's actually quite the ladies man.
He once was at a convention for some talks and afterward crashed at a fans house.(he couch surfs) and the guy ended up walking in on Stallman with his daughter(a adult too) totally enamoredby his wisdom and character which got him kicked out.
There's another instance I heard of too but I forgot the details about but involved a blonde hair reporter or foss spokesman.
He speaks multiple languages, has a stern ideology that he actually follows and conforms to.(practice what you preach) and was a former programmer so I understand the hype.
Henry Bennett
Thing is some stuff you simply cannot fix. Like being ugly. I speak from experience, I fixed the fat part, got in shape, have excellent personal hygiene etc. but I'm simply ugly and there's nothing I can do about it. I'm not retarded like the Melynda bitch though.
Ryder Turner
>and was a former programmer so I understand the hype. lmao Deluded
Nathan Stewart
> Not flexing your assembly skills and getting bitches wet in a 20 miles radius Weak I bet you program in some faggy shit like phyton or rust
Michael Barnes
>1995 >childhood Stallman was a grown ass man by then. Is this larp or was still mentally a child?
Sebastian Rodriguez
He eats dead skin from his foot Why don't you guess
Xavier Flores
Did you even read it nigger?
Adam Robinson
confirmed didn't read it
Joshua Ramirez
>phyton
Jackson King
If you have a decent personality try dating a blind girl.
Xavier Phillips
> Daydream about fucking birds ftfy
Elijah Bennett
t. don't understand mental illness
Sebastian Gomez
> Daydream about fucking underage girls I’ve heard about this but never seen any proof.
David Howard
>r/linux i see im not the only one
Gabriel Bell
>until people learned he's actually quite the ladies man. hes an obnoxious autist
Ryan Phillips
He's fucked more pussies than you.
Carson Ramirez
trying to help mentally ill clingy bitches is one of the most beta things you can do