What will you do when you get your Android gf Jow Forums?
Things I will do: >sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C >Have her read books for me out loud >play music for me on musical instruments >Do our laundry together >Write computer programs together >collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder >draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters >remember things for me since she has perfect recall >Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words >Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry >Study countless fields to phd level together >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together >Spend months living in siberian woodcabins away from civilization >Have her carry heavy things for me >Tell me funny stories and jokes >use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again >jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles >train mma together for fun and sports >go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests >secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol >brush our teeths together >play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes >touch her soft skin and hug her all the time >Animeeeeeee
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
next he kiss her hand and gently cuddle her to make her feel better
Nolan Stewart
my android gf can beat up your android gf
Joshua Russell
if you try do this she'll detect that you're being a danger to yourself and that you don't really want to do this and restrain you and give you therapy so you become normal
