Who here is at defcon?

Who here is at defcon?

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gay

ultragay

Next level bro suckering dick convention

more like linecon

why do tech conferences always turn into soiboy conventions

no real hacker would be a poser con. Only flamboyant faggots and edgy kids that watch Hak5.

Leave the hacking, or as we professionals call it, scientific research, to the big boys.

At least get some head from the faggots at the LGBTTQ lounge or hang out with the furrfags

But, blinkenlights.

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i didn't go this year because i was told it was "cancelled". besides, i don't want to be surrounded by dykes and transgender IT staff anyways.

> 2017
> be me
> hacker
> poor eastern EU country (not latvia)
> saving money for years
> finally can go defcon
> arrive to vegas
> fuckyeah.bmp
> go to caesar palace
> hackers everywhere
> shitissocash.wav
> take escalator up
> mfw lines everywhere

waste of money. only went to hackers jeopardy and some boring talks. smoked weed behind flamingo most of the time.

>Black Hat won't publish video keynotes on the same day
Fuck em

r/iamverysmart

ZoZ is the only hacker I will listen too

Have fun. I was at HOPE. Good stuff.

Well if you were in Latvia you wouldn't have had to save up for years, even a 18 year old with no education can get a job making 1200 €/mo, unless you're retarded.

Hope is gay and full of aids now.

>Hang out with a bunch autistic trannies larping as Mr. Robot
Yeah, no thanks.

You couldn't be more wrong. It just sucks it is hosted in one of the worst states in America.

based larper

It's not even a good con anymore.
23 was good, 24 was okay, 25 was poop, but it's so goddamn draining and there are so many tryhard wannabes there still walking around with guy fags masks like they're anonymoose.

>there are unironically furfag meetups at defcon
the absolute state of infosec

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Did you get to see MAGA guy at any of the talks?

You mean it's not like my xfiles where you play poker against nsa spooks, glow in the dark niggers, and rich Texan oil tycoons wearing 10 gallon hats? Fuck this timeline

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>glow in the dark niggers
please user, my sides

I was so disappointed my first time. The allure of a cyberpunk sp00py hacker-con was so cool.
In reality:
>larping defense contractors
>larping 1337 heckers
>not-even-in-tech people
>sjw turbo-gay-antigendered HR reps giving talks
>not even technical anymore
There are actually good conferences that put this shit to shame.

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Cons are what you make of it. It is a world of glass with a few diamonds in the rough.

A friend of mine went cause he works as a pentester and now I'm jealous.
I really wish I could turn my brain off when it comes to jealousy, this shit really gets me down.