I've recently moved to Ukraine and want to by a new gayman computer

Go away, immigrant scum! :( You are not welcome!

>European country
>not part of the EU
UA is the best of both worlds. Slava Ukraina!

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Hey babe! I'm a guy with BBC
Where are you at? I'll come by to show you real men.

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>BBC
*pukes*

Moldova?

one of my internet friends from moldova considers it

I never understood how and why that crap needs to exist on its own.

Same, but with you

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Hi Zolotse, how are you?

>moved to Ukraine
why would you do that, its the africa of europe

>Slava Ukraina
You aren't even Ukrainian.

I am half Ukrainian and half Russian (:

>assblasted moldavian :^)

How can you judge if you never tasted one.
Don't be shy babe

the best of the worst

>moved to an active war zone
>first thought is to buy a pc

he must be a syrian

So your neither Russian or Ukrainian
That's fucking gay

you're fucked (seriously)
you can use shipito.com/en/ and aliexpress to get stuff there, it's better than the ukraine places. my buddy down in the shitholes of europe says those sites are better than actually using the sites by the country

I'm Ukrainian.

Not interested. Even if it was the last male on Earth.

why the fuck of all places would you go to Ukraine? Even if we assume you are a ray-few-jee, there is much better places in yuroop to go to.

>Not interested. Even if it was the last male on Earth.
mommy Yuliya, based and redpilled

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It's only in eastern regions, that's like saying russia was a war zone in 2000s because there were some separatists in the south

>go to France - get shot by rapefugee with assault rifle
>go to Germany - get run over by rapefugee in stolen truck
>go to Belgium - get blasted by exploding terrorist rapefugee

No you're not.
You'll never be pure. You're mongrel.

Yes, I am.

Please be my gf

Will move to Ukraine in 2019, job remotely for a Finnish company. I ll live like a king in Lviv while eating up books and taking only courses to get better in my field :)

Spotted the ameritard

>live a happy life with lots of sheckels benefits
>probably and probably get killed by a """"""ray fu g"""
>live a shit life of poverty
>suicide due to depression
please don't tell me you fell for the "muh white country=good country" meme. Because unlike what you heard in Jow Forums Germany is still white.

Why would you move to the worst country in Europe?

Spotted the merkel fan.

I am fine, I don't have suicidal thoughts.

>Not having a ton Polish nobility in the family
Shit tier slav

A mongrel?
Yes you are.

Americans like you shouldn't tamper on Europe's affair
Stick to your own problems
Also I am not g*rman

because every other nation in Eurostan is cucked, and Ukraine is the only nation that still has Stronk white people. I am 1/256 Russian so I feel more at home here :) .

I found it.

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I'm not american, retard. I'm Ukrainian.

>t.

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Still better than getting shot in Amerimuttia :^)

t. Larping murrican neckbeard

I doubt so much given your skill with English but whatever you are probably the kind of guys with one grandfather or Ukraine
No you will never be an Ukrainian
Stick to USA

>skill with English
Seriously? Usually I'm being criticised by having such a poor English.

>I'm not american, retard. I'm Ukrainian.
timestamp with your passport faggot

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But no, you're a mongrel.

t. Thinks English is hard to learn

Maybe YOU are, femanon is s household name when you want to write some dumb shit for (You)'s.

Do not speak to my border ever again.

t. Slovak

Even fucking Belarus has higher quality of life and is 2 times richer. Out of all uncucked white countries you pick the only one which is a failed state. Don't expect amazon or newegg to ship to your african country, use local things and be prepared for the courier to kill you for that sweet $1000 pc because it's a yearly salary for a typical cockhole.

>moving to Ukraine
>gayman computer
pick one unless you got a metric load of freedom bucks
t. ukrainian poorfag

ComputerUniverse is an obvious choice there.

>be prepared for the courier to kill you for that sweet $1000 pc because it's a yearly salary for a typical cockhole.
>$1000
You're not serious are you? Even Ayy-rab African shitholes have higher pays, what the fuck is going on in Ukraine?

>what the fuck is going on in Ukraine?
a fucking civil war, perhaps?

didn't that end like ages ago?

>civil war
>neighbor your econoics depends on is sponsoring separatists

No, you are not.

>Slava Ukraina

That does not even make sense. In Russian you would say cлaвa Укpaинe aka Slava Ukraine, in Ukranian you'd say Cлaвa Укpaїнi, aka Slava Ukraini. So keep on LARPing. That nickname is going to attract so many You's.

Oh, almost forgot. KYS.

Your truly,
Half Russian, half Ukranian user.

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>what the fuck is going on in Ukraine?
It's full of ukrainians.

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Poor Femanon :(
This is why we will never get a girlfriend g (technology)

fucking desu

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>""""Fem"""""user

>imagine being so assblasted
You're probably a crymeariverland fag :^)

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Дa, cкpиншoт вcё дoкaзывaeт. Кaк я тeпepь бyдy жить? Taкиe дoкaзaтeльcтвa, пpямo в лицo. Дaвaй пиздyй oбpaтнo нa двaч, зaeбaл yжe.

Post your passport or I'd card
This means nothing
And your boobs, so we know you're not larping

>Not in EU
>Not in UN

Get ready for the Russian invasion.

>ukranda
fucking kek

It is my location pulled by the GPS antena of my phone. Your evidence for not being a crymore fag? None? Makes sense why you're so angry.

Your evidence for not spoofing your location? None?
Haha, mongrel.

Look at me, I'm an attention whore!

What? It's in the statusbar, the first icon.

Yes you are. :^)
That's why I hate you.

Tits or GTFO

>pretending to be retarded
Listen to these guys:
Or GTFO

Пoкaжи cиcьи и пиcью.

Show bobs n vagen or GTFO. Also pls respond in one of your """"""""native"""""""" languages )))

this
I never saw """"her"""" saying anything in Cyrillic

Why would I?

Because it's hard and using Google Translate will result in an immediate failure and outing by those who speak the language. It's easy to pull off bullshit like this when on a Vietnamese finger drawing image board, bluffing goes a long way, but it goes only as far.

Because I'm an attention whore. Please look at me, look at my nickname, give me attention! I'm desperate for it! I'm also suicidal and have to pretend to be a girl, it's the only thing that keeps me alive, for fucks sake! If you don't give me the attention I crave, I will realize my true self, perhaps even look in the mirror, and just end it all.

Pls.

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Hmm, no, my English is decent wnough.

>What websites are there that deliver shit to this country?
Having hardware delivered to Ukraine is going to be a problem. I'd first try to find what you wanted locally on hotline.ua/ (catalog) and rozetka.com.ua/ (Amazon clone). There is also skylots.org/ (eBay clone) for used technology.

Right... I live here, totally legit

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Or f.ua

>what the fuck is going on in Ukraine?
It's Mexico-level corrupt, has had two color revolutions inflicted upon it within the last 15 years, has a fucked national currency and a fucked economy and keeps pretending it isn't at war with Russia. I wouldn't trust the official salary figures, though. Nobody pays taxes in Ukraine.

Lol, no. Keep dreaming.

just go to poland and buy your shit there
you should be fine at the border if it's just one personal PC

it's ukraine literally the biggest shithole in the entire europe? why would you do that OP?

Why? You can find everything here to build your PC.

No, but this thread is filled with cucks.

Oбocpaлcя
@
Oбтeкaй

>Post your passport or I'd card
You sound like one of those retards from a StopCham video

Poor and supid's man attempt at doxxing someone online, as I call it.

ITT pycня-пидopacня cocёт гeбeшныe cпидoзныe хyи

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS