>yesterday was my birthday >order an escort (incall) >was supposed to be a 20yo korean girl but turned out to be a older (i'd say 35-40yo) singaporean lady >im fine with this, she is very sweet and charming, not to mention pretty for her age. slim body, petite, probably 5' tall max >we take a shower together and i get to feel anywhere i want on her body, im absolutely ecstatic >we go to the bedroom and i ask to eat her out, she agrees >her pussy actually looks, smells, and tastes good, no weird fish taste like online suggests >she sucks me off and i cum in her mouth >we cuddle for a bit while i recover >she lets me fuck her bareback, she is gentle and knows exactly how to pleasure me >i cum inside her while she's lying on top of me, kissing >she gives me a massage afterward >before I leave, she says i was a nice guy and wants me to call her again
To all you KHVs out there, I would highly suggest getting an escort. This was honestly one of the best experiences I've ever had, and will probably remember it for the remainder of my meager life.
>eating out a prostitute >not wearing a condom with a prostitute nice b8 faggot what's worse? being as much of a faggot as the faggot in the story or larping as that faggot?
Matthew Baker
or . Your choice.
David Peterson
>order an escort >we go to the bedroom and i ask to eat her out, she agrees jesus fucking christ user
what a fucking misleading image you fucking faggot kys
Camden Peterson
>eats out the cunt of a prostitute ahahahahahahahahahahaha faggot
Joshua Moore
Why not just go for college girls, pretty much the same price and they're "new" to it. I ripped some college girl apart with my dick so badly she started coming over free.
Camden Reed
>before I leave, she says i was a nice guy and wants me to call her again you dumbass shes only trying to milk you for your shekels of course she wants you to call again
Males are pathetic. Reading shit like this makes me want to become a lesbian/bisexual.
Blake Williams
Is this NTR?
Dylan Allen
>eats out an escort why >goes bareback in strange I admire and agree of your courage
Christopher Sanchez
>a month ago was my birthday >order an escort (outcall) >was supposed to be a 14yo girl but turned out to be a an older (i'd say 44-48) guy >it ends up the meeting was orchestrated by the police >now on the run and don't forget guys always use encryption
Anthony Lewis
I would never do that. Please don't disrespect me like that, my dear waifu.
Grayson Flores
do prostitutes accept Ethereum for their service?
Dominic Hernandez
kek'd
Aiden Sanders
Turning 30 in 8 months.
Doubting between embracing wizardry or getting a hooker because managing to get into some girl's pants is out of the question.
Wyatt Mitchell
You're a normie just for thinking about it. Begone, filth.
Hunter Ortiz
>wanting STDs y tho
Kevin Carter
idk, get Jow Forums and /lit/, then go to some anime convention and pick up some dumbass fujos
Isaiah Kelly
>giving up your wizard powers to have sex with a whale
Noah Russell
Girls don't have to try to get sex.
Oliver Johnson
Good luck with the AIDS mate.
Jonathan Jenkins
>idk, get Jow Forums and /lit/
I already am.
I'm just not that interested in people. I mean, I'd like to fuck a girl but the sole idea of thinking about all the bullshit attached to do so makes me drop the idea.
Cooper Gray
>eating out a 40yo woman >eating out a prostitute >eating out a literal prostitute and paying for it only on Jow Forums
Ryder Ortiz
So why exactly is this on the technology board?
Matthew Evans
Yeah, you're pretty much right. I've had one adult relationship now with plenty of sex for this exact reason. I think the key is to find a girl who is tolerable, though. Sex is a bit overrated (although it is good), it's more having someone to do things with and not die alone like an old man that makes me want to find one.
Camden Cruz
Just so you're aware, OP, the "T" in "STD" doesn't stand for technology
