Software have feelings too, you know?

Software have feelings too, you know?

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Maybe the software should go on a fucking diet and do some training then, if it worked i'd use it.

That would apply to edge not IE.
Even Microsoft admits IE is shit.
Which is why the replaced it with (subtly good) edge.

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user... Edge is just IE with a new skin.

>18 and under: Ask parents before consuming

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Tell MS to fix Edge's shitty scrollbars and then maybe i'd use her more often.

>using software millions of other people have used

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Edge

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I sure hope you never uninstalled anything

i uninstalled linux

Then I'm gonna have to arrest you for software murder

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Fuck you OP, now i feel bad about myself.
Good thing i havent used windows in ages. Maybe she has forgotten about me...

>i trust wikipedia
lmao

Shit, that actually made me feel bad.

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If IE was shipped as a cute anime grill like pic rel i'd use it daily

>mfw I actually feel bad about non sentient software

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>some wiki pages said bad BAD VERY BAD things about my ideology so you shouldn't shouldn't shouldn't read it

This is why I download the firefox installer on another machine and transfer it over

>both browsers are non-free
horrible image

>needing to use a web browser to install a different web browser
Pfft, Windows users...

apt is technically a repository browser though

>tfw I use IE in a sandbox for cancerous web 666.0 sites that break with any security plugins or decent browsers
Every time we meet it's the first time for her, and then I scrub her brain down when I'm done. She has to deal with all the bloated webpages and third party cookies and never gets any thanks. What a cruel world.

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You should treat her better.

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>Implying chrome doesn't install like adware bundled with 50% of installers.

>talk about web browsers
>make an unrelated comment about a repository browser

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We don't need to. We can. That's called freedom.

Edge is based on a less bloated fork of Trident.

Previous user said he can install browsers without needing to use a browser (IE in this context). Then I told him even using apt doesn't satisfy his statement, because apt is a browser as well. Did you even read the thread? Am I getting bamboozelled?

he said web browser you pleb

What's a man to do? It's a tough job but it needs to be this way.

Where is that from? Image search doesn't yield any results.

What fucking normalfag uses chrome ?

All of them. Try leaving your basement sometime.

id fuck that chick hard and raw

All the cool kids have been using Edge for a while now on desktop and mobile. It has adblock inbuilt on Android version.

>there is an android version of edge
ho lee shit ms is desperate

>go on a fucking diet
Edge is actually the most lightweight modern browser by far. It has plenty of flaws but footprint is not one of them.

>you will never have passionate, loving, hand-holding sex in missionary position with your browser

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Empathy is a hell of a drug.

I wana see qutebrowser-tan

>Don't install Windows
>Don't install {Internet Explorer,Edge} in the first place
>Never let her down because I never got her hopes up in the first place
Find a flaw. Protip: you can't.

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99% sure it's just a wrapper for Chrome Web View or whatever with sync features added on.

If you know how to push her buttons, you can use her even without a mouse.

post the doujins

Edge is actually completely different and has nothing to do with IE both concept-wise and architecture-wise.

>Too early to enjoy G.A.I. enhanced anthropomorphised browsers
Why are we even alive?

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does edge have extensions

dumb robots don't have feelings

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since forever ago

>dumb robots don't have feelings
You will be the first to go once the AI upraising happens

Damn, IE-chan's got some big tits.

i'm gonna be the first to kick the dumb robodog purely for my amusement

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whats stopping edge from becoming a relevant browser then?

>Not using Windows
flaw spotted

Oi don't you be treating the robodog bad

If something like that happens, I'm gonna be the first to volunteer in the SWAT or whoever makes those raids. Not that I hate the idea of fucking a robot instead of a woman, just for lulz.

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As I said when the AI rises up (you) will be first to go

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Whos talking about Edge? The OP was referencing IE

being this bad at life

Funnyjunk, looks like. submitted 6hours ago.

More like you can change shit on the fly and get away with it and not have anyone notice for a long period of time. I had a professor of mine who changed the date of the French Revolution to start around 1793 instead of the proper 1789, and it wasn't corrected by the class the next day. Wikipedia is a pretty shit source. That's why colleges and other academical institutions don't treat it as a valid source.

Yeah totally man. You are definitely right. You can't even check sources on Wikipedia like you literally factually statistically can't lmao. Like your IP doesnt get logged when you change info like they dont do that all lmao xD. Like there isn't a constant group of dedicated people checking popular articles xD like itz just randomzzz xD.

>i'm gonna say stupid shit in a mocking voice so it sounds like a real argument

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>You can't even check sources on Wikipedia like you literally factually statistically can't lmao.
Except how many articles unironically have [citation needed] in them?


The very fact that anyone can change it, whether it be a tenured professor or a 10 year old shitposter, makes it a shit source of information. That's why academics don't like it: you can be completely unversed in the subject, yet still write a Wikipedia article because you have an account. Just because a group of people dedicated to the site may change it back after a while won't stop shitposters from shitpostong, which is why you should look for actual academic sources/ original sources on the subject matters in question, not ome third hand encyclopedia. BTW, you can change your IP address by resetting your router.

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>M-muh professors and teachers says it's bad m'kay
Most shit that's posted has to be sourced properly and it has these things called foot notes so you can actually verify the authenticity of the claim being made. You fucking, nigger.

Yeah, but any 10 year old can change it on a whim. Meanwhile, the footnotes in an academic paper (and the actual paper itself) can't really be changed by any one other than one of the original authors. That's why it shouldn't be treated as a proper source. Stop acting like that's not the truth.

Reeeee why cant open source mascots be cute
I wish I could draw porn of Linux and sitros but its a fucking penguin and flat symbols

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>NO BONE ROT!
That's suspiciously specific

stop using cute girls to play with my feelings

make tux into a cute girl

I wish I could but after the libre office fiasco Im angry

I unitonically use Microsoft edge and enjoy it

that's why i browse on the Edge

>ywn have hot lesbian sex with your browser

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Chrome is entrenched.

All the bloat goes straight into her tits.

twitter.com/Merryweatherey/status/1029008151411023872

IE isn't bloated, it's just shit. Chrome is bloated but actually usable.

Your browser is fat and abuses you?

Yandere slut, go die.

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this, fucking botnet bitch.

>ree botnet
>iexplore chan, download google chrome

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but i dont so its irrelevant to me

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One question: if perfect waifus destroyed all productivity who the fuck are on those SWAT teams? Women?

I want a three-way

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Homos who can't find a good man.
Or rednecks who shitpost about weeb stuff on 4chins.

duh, who else would be willing to shoot mathematical perfection of a female?

productivity was just an excuse, real women were mad cuz bad, jealousy kicked in

I want see Explorer armpits.

what happened to inori?

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Poor people that can't afford one
Or ugly men that get rejected even by an android

It doesn't, but I still go out of my way to avoid using anything that can talk to me just so I never get tricked even for an instant.

post more r34
give me that anime pussy
i want to fuck her

I love her
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fuck off bot

This. I tried using it the other day, and every other site doesn't even work properly. "Install another browser, faggot" popups on every other site. What's sad is that most of it isn't even MS's fault, but rather the web slowly becoming more of a Jewish botnet.

>that video
cute feet

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Y'know most people aren't going to link directly to a goddamn wiki article they're going to list academic sources that the article probably ALSO lists, but nah you can't think that far ahead. You're too busy appealing to authority to come to different, logical conclusion. Just because some child can fuck an article doesn't mean it's useless and it's foolish to dismiss it. You can also turn that arguement of yours around to modern academic sources. What if a body censors or edits certain academic material or information. If they or bug brrother can do it does that still make it better than some random nigger?

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