/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Taobao, Gearbest, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user likes his YETI cup is in need of a shopping bag of decent size. You might like this one user aliexpress.com/item/Bag/32844944133.html
• user posts temps of his knockoff Zalman CPU cooler • user gets some anti static tweezers but they're junk • user's new phone case blocks his GPS signal • user is happy with his Ducky keyboard • No • user likes the quality on his KZ cable • user unboxes Vsonic GR07 • user got a free spinner with his GBpoints and it arrived cracked • MIUI now showing weebshit on lockscreen carousel • user's fake Nomos watch has started to corrode after a month of wear • user gets Chinese electric kettle • Pepe case gets a thumbs up from this user • user bought a Akira patch and Pepe pin Previous thread

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warosu.org/g/thread/S67106197
aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Flash-MMC-SD-SDHC-Card-To-7-15-SATA-2-5-HDD-Secure-Converter/32668818988.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.1.cdf37e2dDqLCkh&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10152_10151_10065_10344_10068_10547_10342_10343_10340_10548_10341_10696_10084_10083_10618_10307_10712_10713_10059_100031_10103_10624_10623_10622_10621_10620,searchweb201603_6,ppcSwitch_5&algo_expid=fe405431-5c57-484e-89ce-3004c3e80bfd-0&algo_pvid=fe405431-5c57-484e-89ce-3004c3e80bfd&priceBeautifyAB=0
amazon.com/dp/B078F61DJ9/
amazon.com/dp/B002T5MZ70
ebay.com/itm/112012835048?ViewItem=&item=112012835048
aliexpress.com/item/mug/32904915256.html
aliexpress.com/item/Yeti/32904915256.html
ebay.com/itm/131968120319
aliexpress.com/store/product/EDIFIER-W800BT-Bluetooth-Headphone-Wireless-Over-Ear-Noise-Isolation-HIFI-stereo-Bluetooth-4-0-Headset-With/3169011_32832733207.html?spm=2114.12010615.8148356.49.19763470XDNvaD
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Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S67106197

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kettleanon here.

Thanks for checking out my junk, I'll definitely keep you guys posted.

So far I sent in a video demonstrating that the kettle does in fact not heat the water despite lights flashing, beeping and relays switching on.

Mr. Lee will now apparently submit this material "to technical engineer".

Is it very far fetched to dream of getting a new kettle sent my way without having to return the first one?

>in need of a shopping bag of decent size. You might like this one user aliexpress.com/item/Bag/32844944133.html

It's 31x9x36cm mate, I'm not even american but that is way too small.

don't return it, if they'll send a new one that's fine but don't let the purchase protection expire, otherwise dispute it asking for a refund

Anyone know if some chink company has made anything resembling or as small as the 24x24mm SoM that Arducam designed a while ago but never released? Pic related. Asking for a friend.

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Could you post some pics of it user ? I'm looking to get something like that but even the yeti white brand ( called Ozark trail or something like that) costs a fortune where I'm from due to shipping costs.

I have no idea what you said,
but check esp32

the compute module is a standard and kinda easy to find, that 1"^2 thingy probably not (is the ram on the backside? how da fuck would you mount this on a pcb with the castellations?) it would probably be easier to just buy the broadcom soc and /diy/ a custom pcb

I got my QianYun Qian69s and fuck whoever designed these earbuds. The 3.5mm plug is designed so that if I plug it all the way into my laptop (Lenovo P50) then it reverts to mono sound. I've never had this issue with other earbuds or headphones.

Any rec for a wireless mouse?

What does everyone want with Yeti cups anyhow? Aren't they just a thermos?

They are a big cup thermos. And they aren't easily available where I'm from.

are there any new good chinkshit ssds? i bought a kingdian s280 for like $50 bucks a few years ago and it's still going strong. is there a newer model or something?

Is the sound quality of Xiaomi's bluetooth speaker comparable to that of the JBL Go?

in general small BT speakers are all equally shit so go with the chink shit.

Go is particularly terrible tho

I'm sorry. I'm a complete plebian regarding speakers.
Thanks a lot for your advice, user

s400 but i think the old s280 is better

Sorry about the lighting, as you can see the lid has some damage, it wasn't packed good enough, it's only cosmetic though.

I just kinda wanted a fuck you murrikan sized thermos cup. Though now I wish it wasn't so murikkkan and was 1L instead of somewhere between 852 to 900 ml so I could pour two beers in it.

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>First time buying chinkshit
>Buy a 12$ IEM case from Penon Audio
>They declare it as a gift with a 4$ value
>Get a notification that it's been retained at customs since they don't trust the declaration
>Have to go pick up the package at customs
>4 hour wait

Yeah thanks for the help, chinks

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Is the infographic ever going to be updated?

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lucky you only bought a $4 phone case

Any good foldable keyboards for laptop. I have a GPD pocket and it's a pain to type so I though I'll just get another keyboard. Links appreciated

No

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ask windatica ibn the discord

I'm in the market for a new mic.

are these any realiable? I'm looking for something dirt cheap to bring back to life my old lappies with no HDDs.
aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Flash-MMC-SD-SDHC-Card-To-7-15-SATA-2-5-HDD-Secure-Converter/32668818988.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.1.cdf37e2dDqLCkh&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10152_10151_10065_10344_10068_10547_10342_10343_10340_10548_10341_10696_10084_10083_10618_10307_10712_10713_10059_100031_10103_10624_10623_10622_10621_10620,searchweb201603_6,ppcSwitch_5&algo_expid=fe405431-5c57-484e-89ce-3004c3e80bfd-0&algo_pvid=fe405431-5c57-484e-89ce-3004c3e80bfd&priceBeautifyAB=0

amazon.com/dp/B078F61DJ9/
amazon.com/dp/B002T5MZ70

Looking for a cheap bootleg of one of these, specifically I want that quick release

Advice about chinkshit panniers in general would be appreciated

Is there a new infograph?

>buy chink center punch for 5 bucks
> chink punch cannot punch through paper on wood.

I have decided to spend 35 bucks cause chinks cannot make a punch.

SD cards are inherently unreliable
They're also slow as fuck unless you spend tons of money

Is there a cheap chinky clone of the bus pirate?

fug
what should I use as HDDs then? I'm looking to spend as little as possible. I thought about USB drives but most OSs I've tried don't pick them up during install.

God's work on that opener!

ESP-Wroom-32

Chink happens, user.

Learn to format and boot from PXE then.

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based and redpilled

>Learn to format and boot from PXE then.
I just might do that, thanks

Are there some cheap soldering irons that won't burn down my non-chinky flat?

Thicc

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Thanks, RegularOP.

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Welp i'm retarded. I ordered a redmi 6 instead of a redmi note 5.
Also is the 6GB of ram on the redmi note 5 a meme?

I bought this external soundcard for the laptop

its pretty good .. cheap , does what it says it would and still works.
ebay.com/itm/112012835048?ViewItem=&item=112012835048

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Thanks a lot, I'll have to check with the seller if the other colors are also branded or if it's only this one.

Can anyone recommend me a pair of wire strippers?

For small wires I find side-cutters are more than enough, but one of those mechanical auto-strippers are well-thought of.

I found out that buying basic wire strippers (picrelated) locally is cheaper than ordering from China.

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Welp, I'm not made for csg-life.
Packet still did not move, and I have only 2 weeks left until I would need that shit. Starting to get anxious.

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Not with shipping to your address.

Any good chinkshit manicure sets?
asking for a friend

Thanks!

Link for the Yeti mug, please? Can't find it anymore...

Same question as last thread: Are there memey chink phones with full physical qwerty keyboards? the key2 is too expensive

No. Get a Key1.

What's the go-to diy DAC, guys?

Microcontroller > analog voltage represented as a time-varying PWM signal > MOSFET > low-pass filter > DC-blocking capacitor. Or is that too diy for you?

Yeah, I'd like a kit. I mean, I can solder and everything, I've just never built one

I'm using the Vention audio card with a Boya BY-M1 and can't get them to work together. It works with the microphone alone, and it recognizes the vention audio card it seems but the microphone won't work with the vention (doesn't pick up any sound). It says all the drivers are up to date.
Pic related. Top is audio card, middle is the microphone when it's working plugged straight into my laptop.
Any tips on how to get this working? Or anyone have experience with this sound card using a microphone know if it even works? Can't use the microphone on its own because I'm using a laptop with only one microphone socket, and if I plug in mic the mic will work but I have no audio.

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I'll post it when I'm back home, you can always check back the archives. It's not that long ago.

aliexpress.com/item/mug/32904915256.html

What's this Akko x Ducky. Replicas?

Why even bother picking it up then?

Fortunately due to 9 years of """fiscal responsibility""", my local customs office is closed. Just have to email them to get things released from Auckland International Airport.

Based on recent threads, they're all garbage.

This is it, I think aliexpress.com/item/Yeti/32904915256.html

Arrived now.

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thanks

previous generation xiaomi is very good. the one in full metal casing. dont know what's the new one like but people say it's somewhat worse.
one thing though, the store i bought it from declared the contents and price correctly so i got boned with import taxes. it increased the price by almost 50% but funny thing is, it was still much cheaper than in local stores.

>shit has been in my country since Thursday last week
>still hasn't been delivered

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do they have kind of post office where things end up when they cannot catch you at home? Happens to me all the time

For a first time in a long while I am genuinely excited for a parcel to arrive.
Orange Pi is coming from Banggood and I feel like a kid before Christmas. Don't know why, but it's something new for me to try.

Ahhh good ol'
>departed country of origin

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Yeah but lately they stopped delivering most packages, they just drop a note in the mailbox saying I can pick them up, regardless of weight or size. Last time I went to pick my shit up, the lady brought two big baskets full of gray packages from behind the counter and went through them one by one until she found mine. That's when it occurred to me that there are now too many chink shits for them to handle and they probably just decided to not deliver them at all and just have people come for them.

What's a good SD card I can put in my Nintendo Switch ™?
I bought a 64Go Samsung Evo Plus for 8euros on Zapals using Turkish Lyra but they didn't update the exchange rate and they cancelled my order

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I feel like we are using the same post office.
If not unofficial bot that tracks local packages I would never get my parcels period.
Once they even wanted to charge me for storing my package for over two weeks because they forgot to notify me about its arrival.

If you want a Samsung SD card, then why would you get one from a chink site

Shark, what other answer you do expect here?

Cheaper on sales.

which model, user?

I share the feel.
>Ebay tracking says the flight carrying my shit touched down on August 6
>takes until the 11th until shit gets transferred from DHL over to local post
>sorted by local post on the 13th
>forwarded to the wrong fucking postal code
>redirected to correct destination, delivery delayed by a day
>the post office of the wrong postal code is a mere 10 minute bike ride away

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Also more prone for fakes. Either get chink or get out.

Is there anyone here with a S9? I want to buy some cheap plastic or gel screen protectors, but I need one compatible with cases.
Any idea? Suggestions?

Zero H2 512 with the case.

>64Go
Why did one nation come up with the concept of Gigaoctet?

Neat! Be sure to let us know what you think of it when it arrives!

based

Are you MX? Correos de Mexico leaves bags of undelivered mail right out in the open at the post office for weeks at a time.

my baofeng radio is under customs investigation, even though it is not even half the value of the customs limit. EU country.

dear customer,
your order is on its way. do not worry. do not extend purchase protection. rate 5 stars dearest friend

Because technically it's a radio that requires license... Unless you're a ham (the user is licensed, not the eqpt) they might confiscate it.

You don't need a license to listen (or to just own one for that matter), only to transmit.

depending on your country some frequencies may be free to transmit even without a license

Because a byte ain't always 8 bits boyo, France #1

just received a 6mm hole puncher, pic related
ebay.com/itm/131968120319
surprisingly quite nice, can't bend/budge any part of it, the whole metal structure is very thick and thus strong.
goes through 2 stacked regular a4 paper sheets like nothing, i might try i on some leather straps if i can find some around (not today, probably will forget about it, although it was its intended purpose when i ordered it). has a little flap to catch and hold the removed material.
for less than $2 i cant complain

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My Shark arrived today, running some tests now.

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And it is legit, time to see how long this card holds up.

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DELETE THIS
T. poo in loo fingers

I blame my poor lighting.

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Nice shark

You're not exactly breaking new ground here, sharks have been confirmed legit by /csg/ anons for over two years now.

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Are there any fake Breitlings around? I want one.

anyone here own these headphones?

aliexpress.com/store/product/EDIFIER-W800BT-Bluetooth-Headphone-Wireless-Over-Ear-Noise-Isolation-HIFI-stereo-Bluetooth-4-0-Headset-With/3169011_32832733207.html?spm=2114.12010615.8148356.49.19763470XDNvaD

No really, post more of your junk. You're possibly cute.

has anyone here bought cooking supplies from Ali? contemplating buying a deep fryer from Ali but I don't want it to kill me