Viruses you gave your computer as a child

I played some game called orgasm girl. Got some virus that caused popups of little caterpillars having sex

>Saved some porn, with no idea the unbelievable levels of FUCKED I was putting myself in.
>Was excited because I found a free copy of that desktop stripper shit that was popular.
>Ran the .exe but nothing happened. Simply thought I was doing it wrong.
>Put the porn in my "Soopa Sekret" folder and powered down.
>Two days pass and things are normal. I'm at school and can't wait to get home to run the .exe again. I'll get it right this time.
>I arrive home from school, with both parents standing at the door.
>OhShit.gif
>Mom says nothing, she won't even look at me. My dad grabs my shirt and pulls me into the house.
>OhShitOhShitOhShit!
>I'm dragged up the stairs, my dad slams open the door and points to the PC.
>That's when I see it.
>The desktop Icons have been replaced with dildos.
>The background is a looping gif of gay buttsex.
>Popup after popup of gay porn sites.
>In the bottom left corner is a dancing male stripper...

I tried to explain myself and exposed my stash of porn, but the damage was done. I was banned from PC access for 3 months. Many years have passed and my dad still questions if I'm gay.

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Ahh, that's nolstagic

topkek

>every time I infected or broke my PC with some shit I always blamed my younger siblings.
>my parents always believed me because I was the one who knew best how the PC worked

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CIH/Chernobyl. God damn fucking virus destroyed my mp3 collection when I was on dialup.

>knows best
>still doesn't know a damn thing

Child of the 2000's or a literal boomer detected. Being like 10 in the late 90s is where most of this shit happened

(checked)
but, are you gay though?

Reminds me of the story of the IT guy who didn't even know how to install Adobe Reader.

It wasn't your exe it was something your dad downloaded! INTENTIONALLY

I was 10 come about the mid 90’s. Still never somehow fucked anything up as bad as others in this thread.

this
we where all pretty damn dumb and naive

I purposely installed the virus known as windows back in 98. I still feel bad about it today.

Then you didn't go online. I didnt either.

we didn't have the internet when I was young enough to be retarded enough to download stupid shit.

I think I unintentionally installed a brain virus as a child, still don't know how to uninstall it or even attempt to reformat. the CIA niggers are behind me as we speak.

>be me as a kid
>parents give me my own computer in my room
>biggest mistake ever
>get virus from some sketchy porn site
>browser randomly redirects me to porn
>does it without fail when I'm looking up guides on gameFAQS
>pain in the ass because I actually wanted to see walkthroughs

I didn't remove it for months. It made my daily routine a bit easier, honestly.

hell of a routine

this shit and other entities (the gorilla was the least bad one) that made my xp machine unusable and disturbed my half life and gta sessions

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That last bit was me but I got memed into looking at lemon party.

I was entering puberty. Porn was on the agenda regardless, so it seemed more of a convenience than anything.

Problem is I couldn't let anyone ever use my computer.

the `DIE HARD 2` virus -- really bad stuff

>didnt have consistent pc access throughout most of my childhood
>occasionally used it for homework since it was pretty much all I was allowed to do
>still got blamed for viruses when it was clearly from all my dads shady piratebay downloads and porn sites he didnt even bother to clear from history

Almost wish I had put a virus on there

i let an internet friend deliberately try out some shit he wrote with remote keylogging and opening the cd tray
i helped him find a lot of flaws with his keylogging system too, in that when it tried to log backspaces, it would delete characters from the log buffer

otherwise i've never launched a trojan, only infections have been from two worms due to not enough security measures
fucking worms
god damn

I feel I'm always being watched internet or not and thinking of how much I would use porn at that age or even later on none the less what I looked at seems very weird
I'm too used to this by now

The only malware I ever had was Windows XP which came with the computer.

Monkey virus for DOS. It basically infected every boot sector of every drive and disk entered. I think I got it from buying shareware disks from the dollarstore of old dos games.

The only virus I've ever had as a kid was a shitty adware made in Visual Basic
C:/Application1.exe wasn't suspicious at all

Surprisingly few things, considering I did actually use limewire and such a lot.

I don't even remember anything in particular, I think sometimes a scan would revel an infection.

I infected myself with Sub7 and removed it 2 minutes later.

this took me back to the days where i used to send trojans via icq and yahoo messenger to my friends to display a "press ok to delete your system" or "you have been added to fbi watchlist"

Stoned.
From my cousin's games. Dunno how his computer got infected nor why he never noticed.
At least I had McAfee to clean the HD.

I remember my idiot moms boyfriend gary turned the computer on during michaelangelos birthday after we SPECIFICALLY told him not to.

Fucking Michelangelo.. I can't believe the movie hackers changed the name to Da Vinci..

mummy used to tell me Minecraft and counter strike source were making the computer slow

There was this thing called last measure and people kept linking it on b in 2007

A 12-year-old me downloaded a "desktop stripper" and it spawned a lot of nude girls on my desktop and I couldn't delete it because it lags the computer everytime I restart it.
I had to pretend that it wasn't me and I wasn't home the entire time, I have no idea if they knew it was me though.

I feel like I was literally the only person I know of who never got a virus or anything as a kid. My mum was very much of the "got outside and play" mindset and the only music I ever listened to growing up was Weird Al on CDs that one of my childhood friends would burn me and a couple other guys. I remember hearing about Jow Forums when I was like 12 years old and one of the first things I saw was 1) a trap thread and now I'm a faggot and 2) some thread about how this thing called "LimeWire," which I had never herad of, was ruining everyone's computers

None because I’m not a brainlet I was pretty autistic and started playing with the terminal and Linux in middle school

holy shit user are you me

Who here /used Limewire to download Limewire Pro/ ?

I got something that covered your screen with the words HI-TECH in bright green and made it unusable.

were there really trap threads back in 2000s?

I remember downloading a bunch of cracks from shady websites. One day my laptop wouldn't boot as normal, and I freaked the fuck out. I was like 11 at the time, and oh, loosing my only friend was devastating.
I cried my ass off that day, contacting the local pc repair shop while I was freaking out. It was a simple fix, but that day changed my life

>needed winrar
>googled winrar
>clicked google ad
>downloaded winrar
>wasn't winrar
>lost

>Every browser known to man installed so i had more choice despite only ever using firefox
>using desktop icons as the main way to access programs
>Thinking roms come in exe files and must be installed alongside other "programs"
>Havign the command prompt constantly open to seem like i was good with computers
My first computer was a real dozey

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uTorrent, M$ Office, commercial antivirus software,

No
There was also no dick rate threads
It was really nice comparatively

It was always shit though

freaking everyone was hit by sasser

I installed uTorrent, and another time I got "infected" by one of those viruses that are a google chrome extension that sets up your homepage as some weird search engine and injects ads everywhere. My brother somehow managed to get a ransomware disguised as an antivirus installed on the family computer while downloading an instruction manual for a remote control car off of some forum once.

Writing scripts that would scan IRC channels for bots, infect them with Blaster and then patch them. Moving bots to my own IRC channel.

Those were the days.

>posting reaction of anime girl, not of anime boy
Yes, you are gay.

>4d3d3d3
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