Here's my story, and why you should join:
Hello. I've been watching you people for a while. I've scouted all over the net for the right people for a task. For 8 months I observed this domain to see if the right people might be here and today I have decided this is the place. Not even the most elite forums had the stuff. So, what is it I need exactly?
I need 4-6 good engineers/programmers/hackers to help me on my latest project. My background: I studied for 6 years at École Polytechnique under Benoit Mandelbrot, I have accepted several grants, and organized many makeshift projects under various aliases. I am one of the smartest engineers in the world, but its never enough to know you're brilliant; an ambitious heart always yearns. Which leads us to the project at hand... My team & I will REVERSE ENGINEER THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER at CERN. You may ask yourself why anyone would do that. You may ask yourself if it could even be done. Well with the right in's and connections, and of course, some brilliant minds- it can. But why?
My goals:
1. Reverse Engineer LHC
2. Condense it.
3. Portability (A trolley sized LHC)
4. Duplicate.
5. Craft a glove that harnesses the power of LHC
6. Use the God Particle for marvels.
7. I pay you well. We never see each other again.
This is the next generation. LHCs on the streets. An army of LHCs. Are you with me? Candidates post your resumes in the thread. This is for real. I want the adventurous, the bold, the brilliant! Good luck.