Jow Forums humour thread

Some people think ESD is not a real thing. It's like flat earthers and so on.

To be fair, I think it's quite rare to actually have issues. Although, I've heard if you do fuck up, it's more likely that it will slowly die over time than die all at once. I've used the wristbands a few times. I usually tap some metal occasionally on the case. Never had too much trouble, but I wouldn't stress over it.

Anti static clip shit is a meme from the 90’s.

Oh, I always use these things

This has to be satire.

I live in Europe, and I used to laugh at those stickers. See as the EULA would be included INSIDE the envelope, that would legally void the sticker outside. You can't agree to something you couldn't read before you broke the seal.

laughed with all my heart
Thanks user

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This has to be satire.

Who else read it in his voice?

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lol good one

>shoulder surfing
Is it a thing nowadays? I cannot fucking fathom anyone shoulder surfing if you type with more than 3 fingers.

>No

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fuginglamo

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Ok, that guys a retard. How can u fuck up something like that when rm -rfing?! ALWAYS check especially when you're doing shit recursively smFUCKINGHEADAuTISM.JPG

what happened my Mac bros? How did Apple go from the revolutionary company to the overpriced junk company? It is like when AMD moves from being the choice of intellectuals (Ryzen) and poorfags(RX series) to it becoming a status symbol. What happened?

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is that a man?

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A coworker posted this in slack
I didn't know to laugh or cringe

>she

Is...is that someone trying to do naughts-and-crosses by just enumerating all possible states?

Excuse me you fascist, their preferred pronouns are they/them, you nazi.

did you just assume my political view, you bigot?

>assuming I can read
Stop the hate

>tfw you don't own a cat

>freely saying the h word
now you are just asking for tr**ble

nobody.

>naughts and crosses
Hello britbong

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A lot of those things about the chad aren't true anymore or never were.

Any more of these? This is gold

where did innocent humor like this go Jow Forums?

Technicians in my company always make me wear that before I am allowed to touch prototypes in the testing chamber.

Are those really questions that they ask at an inverview? It makes me fell better about myself.

I'm laughing so hard, because I was staring at the image, thinking 'is that a man?' then saw your comment

cheers user

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If that is real, I could have passed those before I even looked into programming.

>Billy Idol's comeback album
Cold as ice.

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IS thsat headphone? first ipag wirelessi lsee lib with in chicago downtown now? this? faggots dont appreciate 10$ AND UNDER sound quality. best earbudz i eve had was at wallamrt99CENTZ on cleance a 7.99 pair of budz from some no name chik chong company. screencap me ill be famous one day

noice

Regarding question 6, i would have solved it like this:

public static void test(int x,int y)
{
int temp=0;
for (int i=x;i

you clearly don't do anything that needs it
get a job desu

Brill

no, but I would have shortened it to 3 lines instead of 9

t. retard

this technically works but using the gauss formula would be much more better

>Out of curiosity, I asked: "Why is the answer a double?"
>Candidate: "Because it needs to store the value taken from two variables"
holy shit this is is great

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return (y*y + y - (x-1)*(x-1) - x -1) >> 1;

I used to program like this when I was a young and naive lad. Then I grew a brain.

Jobs died.

do you guys ever get really drunk and start shitposting and watching the threads you shitpost in?

i do.

i like to think of it as sowing seeds of entertainment for the day to come.

your coworker is based

damn. can i suck you wiener?

sugg me first fageta

that pic looks cute not gonna lie

That's a compliance and liability issue. It's like not being allowed to use a mobile phone near petrol bowsers.

Apple has always been overpriced for less value. The Macintosh couldn't even compete with the Amiga, which was less than half the price.

Star Wars is for children.

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I mss him

Not funny
based

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This doesn't even work properly.
Use return (y * (y + 1) - x * (x - 1)) >> 1;

Stick an ESD gun up their ass and pull the trigger.

typical austrian woman

epic post, bro!

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this got to be a joke, isn't it?

Base case y = x, then use recursive n = y + function(y-1)

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Totally, he just films you with a slow-motion camera and gets your pass from the footage.

Namefags are even worse than tripfags.
Kill yourself and your family.

Yes. The first question interviewers always give is essentially, "Do you know the modulo operator?" This filters out 99% of the garbage. Then you can move on to more complicated or domain specific questions.

Where you dropped as a child?

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Sorry, that was rude and uncalled for. Didn't know what to put in the text box, so I went for an uncalled for insult.

I wasn't loved as a child.

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The sad thing is that's someone's son.

Thought the same until it happened to me, now I'm paranoid as fuck.

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Ah fugg :DD

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this dude has an obsession with odd numbers

lel

>caeced thic
Kek

See It's something excedingly simple if you remember the modulo operator, but very difficult otherwise.

You mean daughter user, you can clearly tell by the was she's phrasing her sentences.

>but very difficult otherwise
The next question should be find odd numbers without using modulo operator, to filter morons, whose life destination is to pass fizzbuzz test.

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