Name one thing that your country invented

Writing.

Domesticated chicken

This

Submarine.

Pretty much this.

Mettbrötchen.

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Oh shit you beat me to it.
It's a fuckin' Hills Hoist by the way, cunt.

Um no sweetie not everyone

same here

I’m pretty sure Americans invented america I mean the whole founding fathers hating you fags and all. Ide say your aristocratic kikes invented a golem pre 1776

english

Obama’s is a nigger and his mom was a Jewish whore. He was made in a lab and his fake birth certificate is laughable

The internet

They weren't Americans when they sought independence, they were British subjects.

The automobile

Medical insulin for our burger bros

And snow mobiles

world wars

Nope, that was us.

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They weren’t they stopped paying taxes and revolted wherever they could. Fought tooth and nail while Britain was already at civil war with itself you didn’t invent America you invented some colonies that fucked you

I heard you invented mullatto children too thanks you fucking fag

hahah nice try
cockroach

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What is this even supposed to be?

Wifi - you're welcome

>inb4 all the butthurt Merkins trying to tell me I'm wtong and some sepo cunt they can't name did it instead of a couple of squints at the csiro...

>High teen suicide rates
>Putting yourself in a ball and running into each other
>Tying a rope around your feet and jumping off a building

Tranq gun

You forgot Niggers

Good looking British people

The Hovercraft

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Peanut Butter

Just because you revolt doesn't mean you stop being a subject of an empire. They were domestic terrorists, but still British subjects. British America was still a colony state until 1783, prior to the process of our declaration and recognition by the British Empire, our founding fathers were British subjects when they declared their independence, they became Americans only after it was recognized internationally. It's a technicality, live with it.

The internet and hanging niggers from trees.

The soccer ball

kek

Most of the things you use in your daily life.

Glow in the dark CIA niggers and the art of wiretapping an entire fucking country

Yeah I noticed this too. Fuck nobody wants to talk about anything unless it's to call someone a complete retard.

Microscopes and Telescopes

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Crypto

Genocidal maniac

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A technicality? Do you think these people called themselves British? What a fucking retard. So what your saying is that if Britain calls people British then they are? That is retarded and even still how did they “invent America” they just claimed land further north than the Spanish. Even before declaring independence and creating the foundations of a new nation Britain couldn’t even keep the colonies going never mind invent America kys fag

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internet civility.

Owen Maclaren, the British engineer who designed the folding undercarriage for WWII Spitfire aircraft later went on to design the folding baby buggy. Almost everybody in the Western World was pushed around in one of these things.

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shut up faggot, don't need a history fucking lesson
just go with it for bantz

Is that just beef and onion?
Looks pretty good desu

keked

Too bad free international media didn't exist back then, isn't it?

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Snorkels for submarines which afterwards proved very effective when used on german U-Boats.

That and pretending half of the country somehow contributed to the resistance while in actuality it almost deported all the kikes they could find (on their own) and had about 30.000 Waffen SS volunteers to go and fight on the eastern front.

Sham-pooing

And in case you didn’t notice I’m shitlosting harddd in this thread

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Synthetic Polymer (bakelite), Mercator world maps, first working contraceptive pill, .JPEG image files, asphalt

You're welcome DC.

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>Gay

based and britpilled

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Rural and suburban retards

Oh and America's first ICBM was also partly Belgian
(Karl Jan Bossart)

Doesn't matter what they called themselves dipshit. British America was established as a colony to the British Empire and lasted until 1783. British subjects, i.e our founding fathers 'invented' America when they declared independence, doesn't mean the country existed immediately by their mere 'declaration' of it. It was STILL a British colony, the founding fathers were STILL British subjects of the British Empire. They weren't Americans until it, as a nation state was recognized by the British Empire, as it was their colony originally.

I can see I’ve ruined your day welp my work here is done I’m gunna go eat breakfast

Uh oh looks like a mod moved the thread to bant
Flags are fucked

Making you look stupid isn't ruining anyone's day. Not even a highlight.

the sickie

Modern terrorism,
sorry lads

wiping your ass first front to back then back to front

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hopelessness

pornhub

What do you think it tastes like?

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poop

burger
the delicious kind

World wars

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Circumcision.

Tacos

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And we improved upon it with the doritos locos taco :)

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The rest of the world needs to shut up and start inventing shit.

god bless you sir.

Brazil