Which Upcoming iPhone will you get?

I will get the LCD one IF it costs up to $600

>inb4 seething AndroPajeets or Samshits

iPhone is the BMW of Smartphones. Enjoy your Toyota

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>""""applel"""" phone
>samshit screen
>samshit CPU
>samshit storage
>samshit chips
Might as well buy a Note9 lmao

I'm happy with my 7

will you fuck an 18 year old if you flash your Note 9 in front of her?

iPhone 9 is like the latest BMW (get you pussy)

Note 9 is like an old modified Miata (gets you neckbeard friends)

The one without a notch

Girls like Samshit too you fucking imbecile.
What a shitty thread.

None. I'm happy with my Samsung Galaxy S8.

>flashing an iPhone gets you pussy
Really, dude?

Virgin

Dude it's a phone you retard you won't get laid because you own a fucking phone

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>women are highly sophisticated oracles of wisdom unaffected by materialism

They think so and yet call me a virgin

>iPhone is the BMW
You amerimutts really think that BMW is some high end exclusive brand or some shit while over here in Europe every other polish immigrant worker can afford one lmao

Every retard can get an iPhone on credit user.

>notchshit

none

I refuse to buy any phone with a notch and no headphone jack.

So you refuse 18 year old female models?

>18

Too old. My gf is 17, we started dating when she was 16.

BMW
>expensive, needlessly so unless you're getting a high HP model (you're not)
>bought mostly for brand recognition
>expensive to maintain, usually have to be brought to specialty shops
Toyota
>affordable, even at their higher tiers
>bought for practicality
>cheap to maintain, serviced easily by the user, old models last for years with diligent maintenance

it checks out

The only non boring car Toyota makes is literally a rebadged BMW.

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Ok. Keep fucking your landwhale

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About to snag one of those in a couple days. Anything you like/dislike about it?

Virgin andreets detected

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Why so big?

>700$ phone
>100$ worth of specs
>locked out, surveillance active OS
Why in the actual hell would anybody buy this

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phones becoming 1k and other phones nearing 1k
nope, nope

Aren't BMWs driven by turks basically?

apple is the pontiac grand am of """smart"""phones

>BMW
>being good

you're retarded

Give the 8 3GB of ram and I'll give up my samshit.

every other polish immigrant worker has an iPhone too so what’s your point

>caring about BMWs
What's next, shooting up your school?

That's why I have a 15" MBP. Way more impressive than a $1000 phone.

I think that's Mercedes. BMWs are for Slavs. And supreme gentlemen.

>3GB RAM
My wifi router has more than that. What happened to apple? They used to actually make really good phones now it's just reiterations of old ones with slight improvements.

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Currently have a 6s Plus 128GB on T-Mobile

If the new iPhones support LTE b71, then I’ll get the larger one with at least 256GB

If it doesn’t support b71, then I’ll just get an 8 Plus

The new iPhones are rumored to have 4GB RAM

This is THE most virgin post I have ever read.

So fucking overcompensating, so fucking nonsensical it is hard to imagine that you ever talked to a girl.

Spoiler: if a girl is impressed by your phone she is either 14 or really dumb.

>iPhone is the BMW of Smartphones. Enjoy your Toyota
LMAO. I'd choose a Toyota GT86 (with wide RocketBunny bodykit) over a Shitty M5 any fucking day.

Nobody is impressed by you owning a device from the biggest brand in the world, seriously once you get past the age of 14 it is the most meaningless shit imaginable.

Things that CAN impress is your job, house, car, nobody gives a fuck about you owning a phone every welfare queen can afford.

based

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Nah fuck this turd. I'm gonna wait until the S10 comes out. At least that will have some new features and innovations.

Still not enough desu. I don't see how people can get by with anything less than 8GB of RAM. Must be hard being poor.

>Aren't BMWs driven by turks basically?
Yes. I live in a rather Turkish neighborhood (in Germany) and it is fully of people with expensive BMWs living in really shitty flats.

More than you can afford pal, Toyota.

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None since they don't have a fingerprint scanner.

I'll get one with a real operating system if they ever bother making one.

Weird, you got a 16 year old fuckdoll?

Lol muh spec numb3r5
New iPhone models regularly btfo Android devices with bigger numbers. Better software utilizes resources more efficiently.

What if I'm not 16 and after the trashy Tinder sluts?

Nobody thinks BMW is a good or luxury car brand except for low- or lower middle-class people (aka spics and niggers).

Not even Mercedes-Benz and Cadillac are luxury brands anymore because you have all these fucking poorfags who use food stamps driving them around.

Truly luxury cars cost more than $100,000.

Epic post my man, epic post.

Mercedes and Cadillac are for old poor people.

The mark of true luxury is driving the same Saab 900 for twenty years because it hasn't kicked the bucket yet and will probably outlive you.

They don't. I thought people weren't retarded enough to make assumptions based on dumb consumer choices but Stacies automatically assume you're some sort of weird nerd for using a Samsung.

It's more of the diamond of the phones.
Pretty much useless, but the marketing alone makes it expensive.

I dont think BMW is a luxury brand at all... they've always been the sportier of the German brands.
I have one myself.. 2013 model 3 series.. the tech inside is rather poor and ride quality is average... but man is it fun to drive.

For luxury I'd stick to Audi. Merc is just... meh. faux luxury.. I help make them, but you'd still never catch me in one.

>arguing about which car brands are luxury or not
good goyim!

>tfw almost got jailed after flashing my BlackBerry keyone in front of a 8yo

Will they have a CRT one?

Source?

youtu.be/qARozmOb9PY

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What about the chronic overheating and thermal throttling problem on iPhones? I returned my iPhone X primarily because of that. Even doing something like recording video for more than 5 minutes caused it to overheat so much it locked up and displayed the "your iPhone needs to cool down" message.

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flashing an iphone gets you an ass.
cute 10yo boy's ass

>Enjoy your Toyota
nah
BMW is shit
Applel is shit
I'll keep my Corvette and my S7 Active,my metrosexual acquaintance.

Girls like Samsung too but they’re usually insufferable

>tfw every girl I attract has a Samsung phone

Stopped reading at
>samshit screen

Hey guy

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this

you sick fuck

Reminder that this iPajeet shill outed himself.
>makes fake celebrity account
>sends himself messages for "le ebic trole xD"
>forgets to remove his sim
>exposes himself as a literal pajeet on vodafone india
>actually tries to pull a "i-i-i was just PRETENDING to be a pajeet" "i-i-it was just a joke!"
>>warosu.org/g/thread/S66276481/
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>>warosu.org/g/thread/S66298954/
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>even tries to hide it with airplane mode
>>warosu.org/g/thread/S66306371/

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Look at how op writes, he's not american.

Nobody cares.

>t. SEETHING IPAJEET

I do, this ipajeet is constantly getting banned and keeps hoping mcdonalds or whatever fast food curry thing exists in india to keep shitposting.

I was about to swear off Apple, but damn. I've been running their Iphone 6 for 3 years and it's still going strong.
Why should I give up constant updates, wifi texting and wifi calling? Even the new updates are meant to enhance older phones and keep them running.

Why do you keep replying to yourself iPajeet?

this

gotta sell iPhones somehow friend.

Is there still hardware buttons on new Samsung phones? I like that on my S7 Edge.

So what's Apple real reason for not having a 128gb model?

Yeah and BMW is fucking garbage and live on bygone glory

Kinda like iPhones

>>inb4 seething AndroPajeets or Samshits
Why does every board have a group of retards like this

>make OP post and 2 follow ups
>seething andreets bump the thread until autosage
See you virgins at 300 replies.

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None of them. iPhones are fucking garbage, and I'm a macfag.

Should I stick to my 3t or get the next iPhone? My phone is getting pie soon and it's still pretty smooth, I never fully use those 6gb of ram , most I've done is 3.1

>my phone is pretty smooth
>should i get a lagPhone?

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>last year's phone for $700
no thanks :^)

Why is the iPhone lagging, doesn't it have good specs too? What are the resources being used on? It doesn't make sense

see Also low RAM.

>doesn't it have good specs too
No. It has good gookbench scores because it cheats by adding extra hardware specifically to game the benchmark, but the actual hardware is total shit. How else do you think Applel makes those 40% profit margins?

>iPhone 9 is like the latest BMW (get you dicks)

Fixed.

Buying an iPhone to look a like rich, where is your shithole? India or Latin America?

It's because iPhone don't have real multitasking.

No metal back, no buy.

Fuck wireless charging.

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My chink phone has better specs than that.
And iPhone is a BMW electronically locked to 20km/h. Useless

it spends extra resources sucking dick.

What chinkphone benchmarks better than the A11?

I'll buy one too, if you can find it

>more ram
>file manager
>multitasking
>headphone jack
>micro sd
The only downgrade is the CPU but it doesn't matter since on the iPhone I can't do nothing with it.

Ignore that fat virgin. Op here. IPhones are the BMW of the phone world and Samsung the Toyota- this claim hasnt been proven wrong

>inb4 anyone can get an iPhone by montly intallments and in return fuck 18 year olds

Then how come you dont have an iPhone?

BTFO

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It's so easy to skew """real time""" results.

tldw iphone's ram might slow it down if you have unrealistic use patterns but otherwise iphone beats the s9.