ITT: Autistic things you do with technology

ITT: Autistic things you do with technology

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Masturbate to anime girls.

Come to this place.

Dunno if this qualifies as an autismy thing as opposed to being more similar to OCD but I constantly right click and left click just to open the context menu and close it. I do it like 10 times a minute.

Shit, same here, except i do it about once or twice a second for minutes at a time depending on how anxious i am until i accidentally click back from the context menu and realise wtf I'm doing

Post on Jow Forums

Cracked Windows

These

And I constantly select text as I'm reading it

Roleplay as a gundam that got shrunk down to a little smaller than the size of an action figure gundam and is getting stuck up the assses of guys pretending to be alt right

>constantly select text as I'm reading it
This actually helps me to read

Buy a new pc every 2 years but continue to play the same games

Gave me a good chuckle

I do this too. The first time using a Linux terminal I kept fucking up because I couldn't stop pasting random shit into the terminal window with right click

I spent far more time dicking around with WINE and mods than I do actually playing video games.

A thread died for this

There was a storm once so I mapped alt-s to sync.
Then somehow I got into the habit of autistically spamming it at random points. Especially after disc operations and before sleeping.
And it gets even more autistic than that. I'll always spam it a power of 2 times.
I also randomly spam a key or mouse button with autistic strength until something within me is satisfied.
When opening an image in a new tab, I'll similarly spam the middle mouse button and open it a billion times.
When playing the next episode of an anime, I'll autistically make sure I'm really playing the next episode and not accidentally skipping an ep by opening the last one played and skipping around, closing it and carefully pressing the down arrow then enter.
This same kind of autism applies to almost everything I do and it's actually really annoying.
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.

Got into the habit of pressing caps lock a lot

Do you also run your finger along a page as you read?

Fyi that means youre too retarded to not lose your place on a page basically you have down syndrome

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Actively fight against autisms like that. I used to try and skip tiles instead of stepping on cracks and I'd go along in diagonal then to straight then diagonal directions. Just completely avoid doing it even when the urge comes up and over time it will dissolve--at least for me it did.

I vibrate my phone in my hand as an autism stim

I pretend someone (usually more than one) is watching what I do on my computer through remote desktop and I monologue everything as if my thoughts were being displayed on a side box on their end.

no u

This

I do that

But in my head as if a guy is watching through my eyes

And I do it all the time

Thb a religious upbringing put it into my head... omniscient god must be watching through my eyes right?

Don't your into children religion friends

>Do you also run your finger along a page as you read?
No

you are mum LMAO

Not the guy you responded to, but I find that sometimes the change in colors just helps to read text with otherwise bad contrast.

But then I just highlight a whole block, not right along with where I'm reading...

>Don't your into children religion friends

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>Thb a religious upbringing put it into my head... omniscient god must be watching through my eyes right?
I think you're right. This habit of mine stemmed from the same thought.
Sometimes I get really fucking paranoid that people are reading my thoughts and that this is a simulation. And I can't prove it wrong.

i have a dedicated wankbox that is offline airgapped to prevent leakage of my porn taste (accidentally streaming my desktop to twitch, accidentally attaching a porn to an email, accidentally uploading a porn to Jow Forums or facebook)

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Well that's a plus. i hope no one has seen you do it on a computer screen in public, because it makes you look equally retarded as a person running their finger along a page.

Learn better habits user, maybe try using Spreeder

I autistically play with optimisation flags and write/paste C++ code into godbolt with various flags to see what code it generates and how well it optimises it.
It's almost like a hobby or fetish for me.

Word.
>When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

Honestly I had a back-and-forth going with god in my head during my formitive years. When I realized it was just me talking back and forth in my head, it genuinely fucked me up... Forcing myself to stop included having to re-learn how to think at the age of ~13. I felt retarded for over 2 years. Never spoke about it before this day.

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what the fuck

I save pics of cute anime girls on /c/ and /w/ on my phone while taking a shit.

I save thumbnails.

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make sure I have various kinds of media archived on my computer, even ones that I don't use, and multiple hardrives so that just in case the internet goes out or the places that I can easily download music and movies from get taken down I will always have a backup
fuck I need to make one of these, I have a spare pentium

install gentoo

>what is an encrypted container

I mean you are clearly retarded judging from the other shit you've done but that is VERY retarded

I shoved the full length of a USB cable and Ethernet cable up my ass once. (Not the ends, I folded it and inserted it. Ends were sticking out).
After fapping I pulled it out and it was covered in shit.

I rock back and forth while doing things on the computer and watching TV. I don't notice it most the time. Only when people are over do they tell me. I was at my parents house one time and I was In a chair with my Linux shitbox and they asked me if I was alright.

This

I jerk it to anime girls across a variety of different and increasingly depraved fetishes, just recently got into body modifcation and amputees. I browse Jow Forums on occasion to meme about Terry Davis, I browse Jow Forums for mommy threads due to milf fetish, and occasional nude dump threads. I occasionally search for the trap threads as well which I jerk off too as well though I have to go to /b/ for unfortunately, I browse /sci/ for recommendations for biographies on Feynman and different phenomenon which were worth writing about.

Well, in the WIndows environment, there are many possible leak

>graphics card drivers all have streaming capabilities now (twitch, mixer, youtube)

>video players and web browsers have integrated Chromecast feature (and if your family has a chromecast, there is no authentication if you accidentally press the "Cast" button in your application and it will instantly cast your porn to the TV)

>Windows 10 itself is becoming more and more botnet broadcast every day. Soon we will see Chromecast being implemented in Windows 10 itself. One little accidental click on that "Cast" button and your porn will be shared in the living room TV

>maybe you accidentally attach your porn instead of your work/resume/homework in an email

>maybe you share a screenshot of your desktop and there is a porn tab that you forgot to censor first

>maybe someone is looking at your monitor and they see your porn folders

>maybe you are wanting to stream Fortnite on twitch and you accidentally show your porn folder, or you forget to turn off stream when wanking to porn

Now, how do we solve this? We take another computer and install whatever you want (even Windows 10), then you update and install your programs (video players, picture viewers) and then you simply disconnect that computer from the internet (removing ethernet cable etc)

now there is ZERO possibility of you accidentally your porn to anyone. It is essentially a contained, compartmentilized and clandestine wankbox. And then every onece in a while, you connect to the internet to download updates for your OS and programs and then disconnect again.

Airgapped, Offline, Wankbox.

>always move my cursor to the same position relative to the aspect ratio of the screen I'm using when watching YouTube (the new update is really upsetting)
>run yaourt -Syua every time I unlock my computer
>more than 90GB of pr0n
>feel like I have a more intimate relationship with my computers than with people
>we understand each other

>try to install gentoo 4 times because I'm autistic enough to keep trying
>fail x4
>thinking about going for round 5

I believe in you user

>kek'd

spend hours procrastinating on Mongolian basket weaving website hoping people will give me attention when I have tons of work to do

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I need at least 20% of free space on my storage and when I'm using someone else's PC I run msconfig and deactivate all their shit.

just follow the manual and and try on a VM

I cripple the tech I buy and its usability on purpose because people on Jow Forums told me to

Browse the web on my phone

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I have 20+ computers.

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talk to people

Used flip phones as vibrators and went straight for Gentoo as first distro because large amounts of unneeded programs and processes trigger my OCD.

roast me

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Always scroll pages so that no line of text is cropped by top or bottom edge of the window.

post on Jow Forums

running something along what you're reading is essential to speedrunning, enjoy reading at a retarded speed

>speakers not on ear-level

step it up fampai

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i rewrite bunch of stuff myself instead of just learning the popular libraries/frameworks/projects

if i use someone else's code i usually need to have written something like it myself first.

This

I worship the Machine Spirit and treat all my machines/tech with outmost respect.

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I use caps lock to capitalise letters instead of shift.

When I put optical discs back in cases they're always perfectly oriented

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I do this, always and forever

Set up deliberate routing loops, and laugh like Lucifer as I see the packets multiply like rabbits in Wireshark.

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You have certainly done your research user

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I do this, and so does another guy further up in the thread.

You win the most autistic thing you do with computers user.

Mate of mine does exactly this. Has some semi-falling-apart Compaq laptop - he calls it the "porntop", because that is its only function.

accumulate reaction pics of cute anime girls

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>goes all the way to make sure the porn doesnt leave the computer
>connects the machine to the internet once porn is already on it to install updates
why even update, you arent getting haxxed with an airgapped machine

Rice Gentoo on my chinkpad just to shit post on a Mongolian basket weaving forum

only windows's cmd pastes text automatically on right click
it ain't no linux, wangfag

I'm sorry to hear that

i can't, you're living the dream

>automatically
>on right click
Pick one.

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>When opening an image in a new tab, I'll similarly spam the middle mouse button and open it a billion times.

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>what is a right click context menu

>reaction pics of cute anime girls
>cute anime girls
>cute
>(Evil) Chinatsu
???

Evil Chinatsu is orders of magnitudes cuter than even the "cute"st 3DPD.
She's still worst Yuru though.

no, I DOnt

You are just bored. Have a kid you'll stop doing that.

This. But for some reason I imagine explaining this shit to this someone. As if someone actually cared how the dozen of shell scripts I wrote for i3 actually work...

Maybe I just wish that someone cares what I'm doing...

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I'm unable to read a document or website if the text is not justified.

This is fairly normal.
Language is first and foremost a way for the mind to process its thoughts; people primarily speak to themselves and about themselves.
It helps you understand things.

This

>tfw it has uncanny habit of improving my luck fixing shit

>what is i'm a fucking retard
FTFY - you're welcome. If you're so clumsy and retarded that you keep "accidentally" pasting the URL to that video where your mom has her ass reamed by a stable full of horses into your text-mode IRC client, then see pic related to mitigate your mongoloid tendencies.

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Not really technology, but if I have this thing near me I'll constantly flip it. Thats why I leave it in my car nowadays, don't want to bother roommates with the constant click clack

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>I'll always spam it a power of 2 times.
Sounds like OCD.

Ritualised behaviours (which are a hallmark of autism) are often hard to discern from OCD behaviours.

>for some reason I imagine explaining this shit to this someone
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging

(You)

Similar, but I like to compare different compressors. When I need to archive something, I sometimes create a tar archive and see how well and how fast it compresses with gzip, lzop, zstd, xz, etc. I keep the results (the file types, the compression ratio and speed) in a spreadsheet. It feels like a waste of time, but this "hobby" led me to discovering Zstandard super early and Zstandard is awesome. Now my backups run several times faster with better compression than GZip.

>how do we solve this?
Different user accounts. If you own a laptop you take to work/school, it's a good practice to have a separate work and personal account anyway.

I type "gg" when I finished playing a game against the computer.